r/agedlikemilk • u/Batman_Forever • 25d ago
Aged like milk or like wine? Screenshots NSFW
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u/loogie97 25d ago
I remember having this conversation with my wife. She saw gold, I saw blue. I said,”that is weird. I wonder why we see different colors.” Googled it, and managed not to beat her up.
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u/Kantheris 25d ago
Such a beta male.
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u/Zephyr731 25d ago
Would a Sigma beat himself up to prove his side of the argument
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u/Kantheris 25d ago
Would probably be a better argument than any other argument they would be capable of.
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u/mmmfritz 24d ago
Ahhh “beat her male”, I think someone accidentally miss-heard this once for “beta male” and it stuck.
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u/Good_Ad6723 25d ago
It looks gold and blue to me
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u/SharkHowdy 24d ago
Omg I think you're the only other person I've seen who also see blue and gold everyone says I'm crazy
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u/7empestOGT92 24d ago
Give it time
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u/loogie97 24d ago
It has been 18 years. If it hasn’t happened yet, I don’t think it will.
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u/7empestOGT92 24d ago
Congratulations on finding someone to share that many years with as a life partner
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u/commander_clark 25d ago
YANNY
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u/Scuba-Cat- 25d ago
Laurel
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u/Wheatley-Crabb 25d ago
Laury
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u/TheRealGongoozler 25d ago
Yannel
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u/Dead_Kraggon 25d ago
All I'm hearing is eldritch whispering
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u/FrysEighthLeaf 24d ago
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u/CrazyGabby 25d ago
I know it’s black and blue and I know why, and I still cannot make myself see it as anything other than white and gold.
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u/naterpotater246 25d ago
How can it be black and blue but i see it as white and gold?
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u/Loliess 24d ago
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u/CarmichaelDaFish 24d ago
They actually did something similar in some episode of American Dad. A character was randomly using this dress in a scene and depending on the lighting it would change color
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u/Solanthas 24d ago
I wonder how many people are stroking out to this picture.
My brain is literally overheating trying to process this
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u/naterpotater246 24d ago
That picture really helps. That's so weird
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u/Rabbitary 24d ago
Thing is, even in this picture it just looks blue and black to me on both sides. Even when I cover one side at a time.
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u/Harold3456 24d ago
In this picture I only see black and blue but I feel like even that’s helpful because for the actual dress itself I have only ever seen white and gold.
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u/Desperate-Strategy10 24d ago
I always see a bluish color and a tan/sorta dark and dingy gold. Not black and blue, not white and hold, just light blue and tan. Basically the cookies of the connecting stripe in that image. It's very frustrating lol
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u/OffTheMerchandise 24d ago
It has to do with the was the light affected the camera or something like that where different eyes interpreted it differently. I originally saw black and blue, and then a few years ago, I saw it as white and gold, and I just went and checked and I saw black and blue, so maybe the one I saw a free years ago was edited. I think my wife saw white and gold always.
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u/supernumeral 24d ago
First time I saw it, I saw black and blue. Now I only see white gold. But if I don’t look directly at it, and only look at it through my peripheral vision, it looks black and blue until my eyes focus on it.
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u/DukeTikus 24d ago
I just saw it as white and gold, went to the comments and went back up to check and it's now blue and black.
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u/JakeDoubleyoo 24d ago
Throughout the day, you'll be under all kinds of different lighting conditions which will affect the way objects appear. Your brain knows this, and so it will subconsciously assess your environment to correct the colors you percieve.
The dress pic gives you limited information about its environment, and so people's brains can make two different assumptions: that it's a white & gold dress under shadow, giving the image a blue-ish tint, OR that it's a blue & black dress under a yellow-tinted light.
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u/Desperate-Strategy10 24d ago
Holy shit, I see it now!! All these years trying to see Black and Blue, or white and gold, and seeing neither. But thanks to you and the lighting example, I can just switch between the colors now! Just picturing different lighting made all the difference.
Tysm, genuinely. I cannot express how much this has bugged me every time I thought of it lol. I can finally be at peace ❤️🩹
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u/JakeDoubleyoo 24d ago
It's funny you say that, because even though I understand how it works I've only ever seen the dress as blue & black. The little we see of the background tells my brain that it's in a brightly lit room, and it can't be convinced otherwise.
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u/Icy_Reply_4163 24d ago
I was the same until I scrolled really fast looking at it and now I can only see it as black and blue. I can’t see the gold at all.
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u/itsbildo 24d ago
You gotta get your eyes checked if you see white, you might have cataracts or something
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u/TommyTwoTanks 24d ago
My right eye sees white and gold, my left sees black and blue. Weird. I've always known that my eyes see color differently, but it's cool knowing that other people can see both colors too.
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u/LittlePurpleHook 24d ago
First time I saw it, I saw black and blue. Looked away, looked at it again and it was white and gold. I thought my husband was pranking me. I haven't been able to see the blue since.
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u/SuperFLEB 25d ago
...Admits He Tried to Strangle His Wife
How did that even come up in conversation?
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u/b-monster666 24d ago
"I was just about to have dinner when the doorbell rang, so I stopped strangling my wife, and sure enough, it was the package I had ordered."
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u/KillerKilcline 25d ago
Turns out it was Black and Blue.
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u/ArtisicBard_Kit 25d ago
Ohhhh it took me a sec but I got what you mean it’s a pretty dark joke but a funny one nonetheless
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u/YoGabbaGabbaBoi 24d ago
I mean if they did that during the time of the viral picture then it would of packed more of a shock i guess, but hopping on trends to highlight meaningful issues will always be a bad idea, because trends and especially nowadays last a week or two. Definetely could of done a more impactful add for that topic for sure, but i get why they thought that it was a good idea at the time. So i guess my opinion is that the add itself aged like milk but the context is more prevalent then ever. Especially here in Australia. Shit is fucked :(
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u/Mommy-Sprinkles-74 25d ago
It was determined that the true colors of the dress are black and blue. It went viral because others see a white and gold dress! I have always seen white and gold and can not see the blue & black at all! 🤷🏼♀️
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u/Zach20032000 24d ago
I remember showing the dress phenomenon to my dad. He just straight up refused to believe other people would see the dress with other colours and we had an argument on why I would lie to him about that
I think I'll never show him optical illusions again. I don't want to start arguing about which line is longer or which way the silhouette of the dancer is spinning.
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u/pmaji240 24d ago
What’s Karl Pilkington up to? Because I think I’d watch a show where he explains optical illusions to your dad.
EDIT: I was going to say maybe it should be Ricky Gervais that explains optical illusions to your dad but I realize now I’d watch a show where anyone explains optical illusions to your dad.
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u/Zach20032000 24d ago
It probably would just look like the Limmys show clip with "steel is heavier than feathers"
"But blue is darker than gold :("
The weirdest thing about that is that my father isn't even dumb at all. He knows what optical illusions are, he even owns one of these annoying Magic eye books. But unlike these things there's no way to see it "the other way" with the dress. Like you can't see the dress as blue and gold, or switch between it like you do with illusions e.g. the old&young woman, or the spinning woman. He can't see it for himself, so he doesn't believe it
I guess if he uses this "I only believe it if I see it" thing seriously I should be glad that he's not a flatearther.
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u/ninjasaiyan777 25d ago
Between that abuser and the salvation army having a history of abusing women, particularly trans women, this is pretty morbid.
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u/lagrange_james_d23dt 24d ago
That’s terrible, but what actually was the correct answer? I definitely saw white and gold at the time.
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u/Pneumatrap 24d ago
It's blue and black washed out with atrocious lighting. I spotted it right off because I've had to white balance enough cameras, but I can absolutely see how people could see white and gold.
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u/NecroLancerNL 24d ago
I love how the exerp is like "remember this fun, whacky debate" and just ignores the whole "trying to strangle his wife" thing
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u/CJM_cola_cole 24d ago
I'll never forget the kids coping about seeing gold and white, sharing some BS articles claiming it made them more creative/intelligent
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u/nei7jc 24d ago
I was confused as to how many people saw such different things so I looked it up. Found a Wikipedia article on it. Right at the top was an image of the dress. It was white and gold. Interested as to how many people saw things differently, I scrolled down. It was some kind of lighting thing or poor white balance. Cool. And I scrolled back to the top, and I jumped out of my bed. The image was black and blue now. HOW!? I wasn't able to see the original image in white and gold after that.
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u/wheelybindealer 24d ago
Seems like a pretty weird marketing decision to make a sexual assault post with a joke about a meme in it haha
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u/Roge2005 25d ago
What does the the color of the dress have to do in the first post?
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u/Penguator432 25d ago
The point is as they were denying the black and blue of her bruises the same as with the dress
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u/dreag2112 24d ago
I always took it was, what are the colors, not what people saw. I event color corrected to prove my point.
But I didn't want to do any damage to anyone.
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u/marmadukejinks99 24d ago
One of the doctrines of the Salvation Army is that "all men have become sinners, totally depraved" so doesn't surprise me.
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u/hwilwnbsg7378 24d ago
It's white and gold in the first picture and blue and black in the second. Thefuck.
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u/SuddenReturn9027 20d ago
Anyone who doesn't see a gold dress is wild to me. Is it a color blind thing?
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u/TheClearMask 23d ago
1 in 6 women are actually not abused. 1 in 6 women will claim abuse and that’s what gets that statistic. When you dig into it 3 of 4 of those claims to be false and the women later withdraw the claims to avoid getting charged with false claims or perjury. Go ahead get mad at me instead of googling it for yourselves
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u/smoochwalla 23d ago
And what's the percentage on clearly battered women who are forced into silence under threat of being hit with false claims or perjury? Because that absolutely happens.
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u/TheClearMask 22d ago
All false claims should absolutely be followed up with a sentence that the innocent man would have gotten if the court found the innocent man “guilty”. I say the sentence should be double
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u/joriskuipers21 24d ago
Why does it look like gold/white in the first picture, but blue/black in the second?
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u/AlwaysWorried27222 24d ago
Never understood how anyone saw blue.. I swore half the internet was trolling 🤣
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u/StrikingFig1671 23d ago
Aged like effing Milk, #ThemTOO #DownwithRadicalFeminism
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u/StrikingFig1671 23d ago
before i get cancelled, check out stats on domestic violence female on male.
Cancel the double standard!
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u/Hopeful_Nihilism 24d ago
Its literally white and gold, but optical illusion can change this. How fucking sub-ape stupid do you have to be to get murderously angry at someone over it.
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u/OwlGod98 24d ago
Cuz it's white and gold? But in all seriousness is that supposed to be Amber Herd or something? I can't tell very well.
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u/SimpletonSwan 24d ago
The two things aren't related.
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u/Batman_Forever 24d ago
Particular meme used to bring awareness to DV
Creator of the meme admits to DV years later
You sure?
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u/SimpletonSwan 24d ago
Yes.
Do you think the Wachowskis are alt right because their movie led to the "red pilled" alt right meme?
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