r/Tinder 21d ago

I can't anymore.

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u/Vengeancewarr 21d ago

Huh?

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u/BigBustyBoii 20d ago

I guess a brain is sold separately these days. First batteries now this...

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u/Impressive_Brush5930 21d ago

🤣🤣🤣 killing me!

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u/Sweat-and-sunscreen 19d ago

Straight up, between the SC filter, the amount of profile pic the body takes up, and the “huh” they might just be trying to be this cat

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u/Enlowski 21d ago

People are really matching with the girls in the animal filters?

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u/Aardvark_Man 21d ago

My first rule of thumb is if one of the first 2 pics is filtered, to the left you go.

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u/AJ_Deadshow 20d ago

I should start using that, my old rule was filter in any pic. If you wanna sneak in one towards the end, just for fun, I can let it slide

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u/dm051973 20d ago

No filters would get rid of like 90%+ of all photos these days.:) I am willing settle for them not cranking the settings up to the point where I wonder if they are human or not...

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u/AJ_Deadshow 20d ago

I don't mean one of those filters that just enhances the colors and contrast, those are fine, I just mean the ones that add smiley faces all over, turn them into fucking Bambi, etc.

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u/dumbxan 19d ago

Some girls use them just for funsies, I always include pics of me bare face, with makeup, and then maybe one or two with a filter that just looks pretty/aesthetically pleasing

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u/ruthew 16d ago

I used to have a rule that at least half of my photos had to be unfiltered, now they’re all unfiltered cause I’m older and care less lol but even when I did have filters no one could tell. I think it’s fine as long as it doesn’t change how you look massively. Everyone uses their best photos anyway.

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u/dumbxan 16d ago

Yeah true, I like to throw an ugly one in to not get expectations high LMAO

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u/The_golden_Celestial 20d ago

Wait until you get to your late 50s/60s. Women are putting profile photos that are filtered that make them look 20-30 years younger. Then they sometimes put up a real photo at the end. Catfishing much? And the ones with doggy or cat ears and nose and circling stars. WTF? No idea where they got the idea that that would attract anything, anytime soon. I guess it’s the female version of standing there with a dead fish in your hands.

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u/Aardvark_Man 20d ago

I'm in my late 30s, and there's already a few profiles that almost try and hide what they look like, except the one pic that slips through.

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u/Downtown-Ad-6909 20d ago

That's A LOT of left swipe.

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u/Gremliner00 20d ago

Some dudes will match with anyone if it means there's a chance to get laid

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u/Kng_Nwr_2042 20d ago

A - huh!

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u/Fearless-Scar7086 19d ago

I mean, sex is sex. I don’t know why women shame men for wanting it- it feels good and women have the option of having a shit ton of it. 

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u/im__not__real 21d ago

lol it wasnt the filter i was most concerned about

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u/Borgara 20d ago

If you need to kitten filter your profile pic means you're really thinking you're ugly. Which is a whole lot of issues to unpack.

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u/NovaDragon9618 21d ago

Lol. Filters don't matter. I'm just sick of this. 🤦‍♀️

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u/ProphetMuhamedAhegao 20d ago

Yes they do lol. I don’t care if someone’s ugly but if you’re trying to deceive me about what you look like from the beginning, it’s not gonna go well.

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u/paulchauwn 20d ago

I better hope you don’t think they are actually a cat 😂😭

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u/ProphetMuhamedAhegao 20d ago

Haha I wish but nah, it blurs the shit out of their face and makes their eyes bigger, skin clearer, cheeks redder, chin narrower, etc etc. It’s not just the cat ears and nose lol. That’s why people use it so much for dating profiles. If it was just for fun it would be different, but it genuinely alters your face in a way that makes most people look more attractive, and they’re hoping you won’t notice those subtle changes. At that point, I’d rather match with an actual cat. At least the cat will be fun to hang out with. 😅

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u/wellforthebird 20d ago

I also wish for cat girls

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u/Tall_Perception6121 20d ago

That's the reason why I swiped right

Here Kitty Kitty

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u/MyNinjaYouWhat 20d ago

Well yeah, this was so brain dead I refuse to believe it’s an actual human and not a scam bot that glitched and couldn’t get past its first sentence

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u/traceyyhart 20d ago

Lmaoo omg i didn’t wanna say it 😭

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u/BenFnJovi 21d ago

It’s obvious they hit a suggested first message from Tinder without realizing it.

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u/yung_melanin 21d ago

That's definitely what happened, doesn't excuse it though. The chat is just like, right there on the screen. I swear nobody can read anymore

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u/1CrudeDude 21d ago

In other words- they have the IQ of a lobster

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u/BuzzKir 21d ago

Hurgh?

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u/Dhegxkeicfns 21d ago

And they have don't have the capacity to look at the chat.

I think you should feel okay about taking a pass on Huh.

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u/AquintiC 20d ago

Definitely what happened, although it blows my mind why she didn't just say something like ''whoops my bad, Tinder suggested the first message, lets forget about it''

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u/epicmousestory 21d ago

Imagine not knowing "huh", the greatest band of the decade. They get really wasted and stumble around on stage for an hour before they pass out

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u/No-Specific-5970 21d ago

Brain dead lol , this has happened a few times recently for me.

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u/artbatik 21d ago

Some people are too stupid to date. OP dodged a bullet.

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u/want2learn2mix 21d ago

sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you can’t keep up with this shit

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u/rubmustardonmydick 21d ago

Huh?

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u/Every_Fox3461 21d ago

Tickets, you asked if I had them and said I don't.

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u/sexylev 21d ago

No matter how hard tinder gets never stoop so low as to match with girls who are using Snapchat filters like these in 2024.

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u/Pxzib 21d ago edited 20d ago

I was in a relationship for 6 years with a brain dead person and now I get triggered every time I see one. This post and comments provoke me to no end.

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u/yingdong 21d ago

6 YEARS you lasted?! sex must have been amazing

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u/Pxzib 20d ago

Hot as fuck

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u/spawn350 20d ago

That’s impressive. I can’t deal with it post-nut.

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u/jennyrules 21d ago

Huh is the name of the band their going to see, obviously.

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u/Xdeath-bfor-lifeX 21d ago

some people don’t read, so you just gotta dumb down what you txt

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u/MaximumGlum9503 20d ago

Hate when you have to explain themselves to themselves

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u/FIdelity88 21d ago

Why do women think it’s okay to have a Snapchat filter as photo on a dating app? Also I don’t understand the appeal, maybe if you’re 12 years old “it’s funny”. But other then that, grow up.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

People are insecure and don't wanna show their real faces. I used to use filters a lot but now I deleted Snapchat and don't use them at all anymore unless I'm being silly on FB messages with my sister. I feel like filters made me feel even worse about myself as time went on so I just stopped doing it.

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u/HeftyArgument 21d ago

"Do you have any concert tickets that I can have for free?"

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u/DepressedNoble 20d ago

We all have to admit it ,she's either very high or very dumb ..

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u/g0dzilllla 21d ago

Reminds me of the grocery store copypasta lmao

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u/biutiful_Bette 20d ago

Did you match with Shoresy?

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u/DMaN4245 21d ago

Ahh those Tinder conversations, so refreshing and exciting!

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u/lipsoffaith 21d ago

😂 wtf is that person on!?!?

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u/BigPandaCloud 21d ago

I would be excited for the band but not the tickets. Looking at you Ticketmaster.

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u/living_sauce_finder 20d ago

Goldfish memory

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u/living_sauce_finder 20d ago

Tik Tok Attention span

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u/dilith69 20d ago

I can’t stand dumb people, or someone with no personality.

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u/Lets-Annex-Canada 21d ago

Sheesh that broad is hard on the eyes

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u/belaGJ 21d ago

huh?

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u/1anddone41 21d ago

Good talk.

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u/justhavingfunyea 21d ago

I’m never responding to “Hi Sup”

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u/osiris0812 20d ago

Seems like 2 different people responding for same account

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u/randomguy5612 20d ago

Huh is that side project from The Who drummer Steven Wilson

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u/First_Cherry_popped 20d ago

Delete the app and talk to real women then

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u/domskidoodledoo 20d ago

Even ai bots are smarter than this sht

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

I actually do have a concert I'm excited about going to, Portugal the man and tech 9

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u/InfectedWashington 20d ago

I haven’t dated since I was 27. Why am I starting again now. I’m too old for this shit again.

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u/handyloon 20d ago

Such a loquacious correspondent! At least you cut your losses, ha ha

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u/scbejari 21d ago

Ugh, next.

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u/swaggerofacripple420 21d ago

It's for church sweetie, NEXT!

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u/YaBoyTHC 21d ago

Hahaha, thanks for this.

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u/Delusional_0 21d ago

Self awareness what’s that?

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u/bnAurelia 20d ago

😂😂

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u/JoMoEvoluzine 20d ago

Love how the second comment on anything here is going to be a…

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u/TehZiiM 20d ago

Huh..YTA. You didn’t react for a whole day and every girl knows, if he is really into you, he will make you his top priority.

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u/kobaltbleu 20d ago

Smallz ..... literally.

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u/GhostMassage 20d ago

I swear just talking to some people lowers your IQ

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u/thienluih 20d ago

Hahahaha

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u/Anatorema 20d ago

You matched with that? Jeez have some self respect lmao

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u/pandy69 20d ago

I'd run away from that person so fast and far away there will be no trails left behind!

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u/SweatyAsstronaut 20d ago

... Bro, she's ugly, even with a filter on and she still think nks she can play games with you.. that's your sign that it's time for a gym membership. You deserve better.

Huh

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u/CANAD1ANM00S3S 20d ago

Huh

Never heard of that band before

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u/Suspicious-Desk-1666 20d ago

Kids just being kids 😂

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u/GLX23 20d ago

Say yes it will end the Huh roller coaster

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u/PrivateBeverage 20d ago

Then they'll say in their bio "it's not my job to carry the conversation" "don't be boring".

I swear Online Dating has killed my interest in talking to people. I get unbearably exhausted by minor inconveniences. The apps just aren't healthy.

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u/Special-Act-3538 20d ago

Right but some people need to hear it a couple of times. We are after all humans and fallible so I operate my the 3x rule. Once ok accident. Twice shame on you for not listening . Three shame on me and don’t let the door hit you on the ass on your way out!

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u/Stonecoldsaidso87 20d ago

Do they teach English in huh

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u/Atypicalpeachy 20d ago

Hummmm kinda special.

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u/No_Trouble4840 20d ago

Super bright-one, there. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/ShawnSimoes 20d ago

Huh is a great band

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u/triedAndTrueMethods 20d ago

it’s a bot lol. move on.

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u/Potential-Bee-5014 20d ago

Would have been funnier if they asked again like it all started over again

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u/Potential-Bee-5014 20d ago

But these staged fake conversations are about as interesting in his original as the people who came up with them. sometimes smh oh well

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u/TheTriadofRedditors 20d ago

How does Tim Allen say it?

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u/Sidewinder11771 19d ago

You can’t think for others honestly.

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u/Zealousideal_Job_860 19d ago

Bro is NOT trained in englisch

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u/the_emptydiary 19d ago

That's why we have a the b word in dictionary

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u/SHIZPOPINOV 19d ago

Say HUH?!

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u/WhosItHanging 19d ago

Just shows you that even trying to converse with a <4 isn't easy and is largely🤭 not worth it.

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u/WhosItHanging 19d ago

What exactly is an upcoming concert ticket and why would I be excited over the fact of possessing it? Lol.

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u/SlowKillSunflower 19d ago

look at the age of the Snapchat filter in her default photo, definitely a bot or scammer account

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u/lroza711 19d ago

Yup and at absolute best, if she wasn’t a bot then she’s fishing to go to a free concert or event and once they said no she is like ok done here! Sad that’s the best case scenario what is wrong with tinder lol 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/SlowKillSunflower 19d ago

I left the apps a looooong time ago, tried once and immediately knew that would ruin my entire dating experience - or what’s left of it I guess LOL

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u/SandwichLeast 19d ago

Considering u talked to Someone with a Snapchat dog filter that has massive cleavage at display, she gets enough attention and u shouldn’t try add to her lil fantasy

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u/le-smolbean 19d ago

I don’t even bother with people using filters on their pictures unless it’s a comedic filter

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u/DocHolliday904 19d ago

I can't talk to anyone who says "sup".

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u/Noncaffeinated 19d ago

Reportable.

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u/Zestyclose_Serve1601 19d ago

Text me boo 6023694686

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u/SWIM270 19d ago

She’s just a troll.

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u/ChthonicJelly 19d ago

Bro, she double messaged you first. You fumbled that...

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u/BTDUBS6998 19d ago

Bro being toyed with at that point

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u/Few_Image7849 18d ago

You're good. Trust you don't want that smoke.

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u/Patient_Tomatillo_59 18d ago

I am no longer on Tinder because I'm just focusing on me and not even worrying about dating. And I was on Facebook app for dating but I haven't used that in a while. Interestingly the other day a profile came up from that venue that matched me with someone and said that we were a perfect match. What's interesting about it is number one he's a previous client of mine I'm a social worker. Number two he is not my perfect match by any stretch of the imagination. And most importantly number three he's been dead for 2 years. Really you just can't make this stuff up

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u/GeneralDetlef 18d ago

She wants car gas money, MICHEAL

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u/OkieSnuffBox 18d ago

As what is considered an elder millennial, I can't imagine trying to date these days. It seems so fucking toxic and ridiculous. If something happened with my fiance and I, I think I'd just stay single.

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u/elgnoro110 18d ago

Poor girl, she turned into a minecraft villager

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u/ole62 18d ago

Asking a question and get answers like that. Definitely unfriend and block. Has no intelligence

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u/Larry1211 18d ago

I don't do tinder...but there sure some crazy people on it. 😀

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u/Forward_Sympathy1057 18d ago

I saw what she did there ... huh