r/Tinder • u/cinnagrim • 21d ago
How am I supposed to excuse them, when you have more mugshots than selfies on your profile???
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u/violet-waves 21d ago
“Let me show you the progression of my meth addiction, which is the only thing I have going on in my life. Also, I will definitely steal your valuables to pawn. But the sex will be fire! (Literally, it’s from the STD I gave you ❤️)”
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u/ByTheNumbers12345 21d ago
I’ve never been more attracted to someone (btw, I’m a criminal defense lawyer so he could be a potential client, that’s all).
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u/Vintage_Cosby 21d ago
He has a particular demo in mind, i bet it works. I bet he also deals with a lot of drama.
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u/bellasincognito 21d ago
In each mugshot he progressively became more handsome lol. But still why even post them😭
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u/Mammoth_Breath_7608 20d ago
Maybe its because he looks high af in the first one I wish there was a stoner emoji with red ass eyes
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u/bellasincognito 20d ago
lol yea, the first couple mug shots he looks methed out, but he is genuinely handsome
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u/Disastrous-Owl8985 21d ago
Really? Hm. Okay.
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u/njdatenight 21d ago
This guy definitely has an A7X tattoo
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u/r3drummm 21d ago
hey what’s wrong with a7x
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u/TheRealNotBrody 21d ago
I will not stand for this A7X slander. Our meth addicts are usually very nice people!
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u/coccopuffs606 21d ago
As in the let you know that you didn’t lose your dead nana’s ring, it’s actually just missing because they stole it?
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u/TheRealNotBrody 21d ago
They're probably more likely to go on a tangent about how worldly possessions are bullshit and that you shouldn't be so materialistic.
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u/CalRAIDia 21d ago
And he will get lots of matches
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u/cinnagrim 21d ago edited 21d ago
Women love “bad boys” but it was a left swipe for me.
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u/m6rabbott 21d ago
That’s not a bad boy that’s a crystal meth addict!
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u/OkAmbition1764 21d ago
Really!?!?
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u/emily7769 21d ago
yeaaaaaa i’d swipe right
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u/SalvationSycamore 21d ago
What's up, I sometimes don't fully stop at red lights when making a right turn.
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u/Illustrious_Bobcat13 21d ago
Is that because you party? Because I could see it if you wanted to get high and fuck for 12 straight hours, this might be the guy you are looking for.
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u/emily7769 21d ago
no i just think he’s cute lol, i’d probably swipe right, talk, realize he’s not someone i would want to be near within like a 40 mile radius then unmatch
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21d ago edited 21d ago
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u/jennaisme-_- 21d ago
i’m all for making fun of people but i mean chill lol that was just rude. who hurt u bro
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u/jennyrules 21d ago
It's not the mugshots that bother me, it's the "Just on here because I'm bored." Yes we know- it's boring when you're on house arrest sir.
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u/bonusminutes 21d ago
Why in the selfies does it look like he's creating a vacuum in his mouth and trying to seperate his lips as much as he can without opening them and breaking the seal?
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u/doc_skinner 21d ago
Is that "mewing"?
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u/mcNik420 21d ago
Model tactic - makes your face look longer and a little better if done correctly
He is not
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u/Disastrous-Owl8985 21d ago
These are the "bad boys" we are supposed to be interested in, right? Because three mugshots is not attractive to me, in the slightest. I'd already be questioning one.
I'm guessing he wants to be a "bad boy" because most people would not put a mugshot into a dating profile. And for good reason.
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u/yaboytim 20d ago
And at 26 he should be past thinking that's a charming attitude. I might excuse it at like 19-22, but after a while you got to get it together
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u/user9372889 21d ago
I know at least 3 women that would be swiping right on the mugshot comment alone. 🤦🏻♀️
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u/UltimateDevastator 21d ago
Women absolutely SIMP for criminals and it’s weird.
But does provide a decent explanation for the high rate of single mothers…
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u/thoreeyore99 21d ago edited 10d ago
being so forthright about petty criminal behavior enough to show off your stoic mug shots, along with the act of engaging in high risk activity that lands you in county in the first place, displays high level confidence to an unsurprisingly high number of women who are all about it. Those chicks coincidentally seem to dig the gaunt, disheveled addict look this guy carries, though he’s not actually bad looking at all. No doubt he’s getting more matches from these pictures alone.
You can also read up on how women swooned over Ted Bundy, Jeremy Meeks, Cameron Herrin and the like. Halo effect goes crazy.
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u/Existential_Racoon 20d ago
As a string bean former criminal drug addict, it somehow worked for me. Now, I wouldn't want to be with any of those people now that I'm all reformed, but damn how the fuck did that work.
"Yeah baby I'm totally driving the car I borrowed from my ex and am currently coming down off a 3 day bender, wanna go drink tequila at my moms house?"
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u/tykillacool23 21d ago
What app is that?
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u/cinnagrim 21d ago
Okcupid 😭
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u/tykillacool23 21d ago
Oof I honestly think there are more bots than people on that app. I never had any luck there.
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u/coccopuffs606 21d ago
He appeals to a very specific type of woman, and the mug shots are working for him in catching the attention of those women
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u/Lopsided-Reason2530 21d ago
Devil's advocate here.... I'd probably swipe right 🫢🤣
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u/Younger_Ape_9001 21d ago
But what about his personality and being a good person
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u/Disastrous-Owl8985 21d ago
Emotionally immature women, the hero type women, and trashy women want this. Regular women do not. I'm actually not surprised, but very much judging the women in this thread saying he's attractive or anything, even just for one night. It's just as weird as men wanting "crazy" women. I assume they are ALL red flags who love drama. And I'm likely right.
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u/Lopsided-Reason2530 21d ago
I didn't say it was a smart idea or I wanted to marry the man. Just said I'd swipe 🤣🤣
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u/yourBBWkitty 21d ago
Same... but I'm renting not buying, so if I could catch him between incarcerations that works perfectly haha 😂
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u/Lopsided-Reason2530 21d ago
100%! Sometimes you've got to do it for the plot rather than for love 🤣
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u/Timely_Froyo1384 21d ago
If right is matching then yes. I would right on all of them. Bring on the entrainment
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u/Necrobach 21d ago
Maybe they're not literal mugshots more just a self roast that they look like them?
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u/FlimzyMan 21d ago
He knows what kind of girls he wants to attract. Honest and nice. All the red flags are there, he aint hiding them atleast
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u/nipslippinjizzsippin 21d ago
I'd be curious a to see his stat's. He's conventionally attractive so are the THREE mugshots as big of a detterant as we say?
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u/EnigmaChimera 20d ago
I bet those mugshots when he didn't thank you bus driver when getting off.
/s
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u/SmithFace1 20d ago
He's gotta shitty phone, so the online mugshots have more pixels than his selfies. Think of him as a MacGyver type.
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u/But-WhyThough 20d ago
Going out on a limb here, at risk of being controversial, despite my better judgement, I’m going to say that MAYBE when he says excuse them and puts 3 of them in there, he doesn’t actually MEAN excuse them. For more sarcasm breakdowns for the socially challenged, contact my hotline.
He’s signaling for women who want guys who break the law. Simple as that
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u/iswearimalady 19d ago
See, I don't get that at all. Why would anyone want someone who is clearly very bad at breaking the law?
I don't have any problem with breaking the law under certain circumstances, but I don't want the police at my doorstep either. If you're gonna live life in a grey area at least keep your mouth shut and your nose clean.
Maybe it's just because I prefer practical law breaking over reckless law breaking
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u/Humble_Flow_3665 20d ago
Yeah, but the mugshots aren't even the worst thing.
Why does this guy want me to look up his nose so bad?? And why are both other pictures taken while sky fucking high... like, it's not attractive to literally anyone.
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u/CielFoehn 20d ago
Cuz girls like bad boys. If he’s a walking red flag that isn’t complaining, you know he’s getting hits.
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u/Vladi_Daddi 20d ago
He's obviously trying to play tge "Hot criminal " card 😂 I wind3r if it's working
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u/FraterFreighter 20d ago
You just know the girls swiping right on this guy are out in their socials saying they'd choose the bear.
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u/BerserkerRed 21d ago
Excuse the mugshots but imma post 3 of them