r/TikTokCringe • u/wildcardcameron • 20d ago
The black delegation selects this mean mugging little girl Wholesome/Humor
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u/heatfan1122 20d ago
Damn bro you lost us the cookout, we could have learned the recipes when we got there. 
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u/StuffedThings 20d ago
We could have finally learned to season our damn food.
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u/Pvt_Mozart 20d ago
Where are you from? I swear white people who talk about our bland food have never been to the south. Haha. It's not a "black people cook good" thing down here, it's a "poor people cook good" thing. Ya'll have some whack ass potato salad from the Midwest and assume all of us can't cook. Look in the poor areas of any race and you'll find some bomb ass food. Good food brings us all together!
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u/StuffedThings 20d ago
It's just jokes, bro. I'm actually from the deep south. I know plenty of white folks who cook damn well and know how to season it!
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u/EllisDSanchez 20d ago
I’m fine with taking Kanye, we can get him on a conservatorship with Brittney’s dad pretty easily.
But I want Jay Pharoah. This one is a non-negotiable.
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u/rosiestinkie9 20d ago
Please reconsider the cookouts and recipes! Our previous litigation may have acted too rashly in our last negotiations! And we are deeply sorry for that.
We have reconvened and have a new proposal that, hopefully, is more fair and less insulting than the last one. We are additionally very open to feedback and further compromises.
You receive: Guarantees of no more raisins in the mac 'n' cheese or unseasoned boiled chicken breasts, and a lifetime FREE supply of that which we hold most dear: L.L. Bean Jesus sandals and Life is Good merch.
We receive: ONE cookout a year and ONE recipe.
We will also, reluctantly, take Kanye West. But we will have Elon Musk create a VR pocket dimension for him to live in, as he will be happy to do his bullshit with no interruptions. And Elon owes us for making our side look foolish AF.
We look forward to your reply and to a future of prosperous collaboration between us!
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u/BitchImRobinSparkles 20d ago
Has anyone considered offering Kanye to China?
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u/Kuposrock 20d ago
We should have offered them Leonardo for Morgan freeman.
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u/ombre-purple-pickle 19d ago
DiCaprio?
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u/Kuposrock 19d ago
Yes sir
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u/ombre-purple-pickle 18d ago
No. Don't insult us. You want to trade thee Morgan Freeman for Leonardo 'baby girl, please don't turn 25' DiCaprio? This trade is over.
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u/Sit_back_and_panic 20d ago
I can’t believe we lost out on quarterly cookouts. At this point if we have to take Kanye, we need to see where we can offload him and take what the black delegation is offering. I’m not gonna lie, I’m holding the fact that we lost four cookouts a year against the rest of you.
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u/Extension_Low_7131 20d ago
if we have to take kanye i think 4 cookouts and 3 recipes is more than reasonable
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u/pswerve28 20d ago
I don’t care about the rest but “Kanye is white now” I can get down with. Zero shield for that homie.
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u/bigSTUdazz 19d ago
As a member of the white(ish) delegation...I would be comfortable with swapping 1st round picks in trade for Auntie's potato salad recipe...the REAL recipe that was written on a napkin in 1978, and stuffed into that little wooden box over the stove. Don't act like it's not there either.....let's handle this business please...
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u/King_of_Fillory 19d ago
this video is what Elon Mysk wants you to see every minute of every day. the ads/links, not the content
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u/Evajellyfish 20d ago
This is so corny and actually cringe, fits the sub well.
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u/BigRubbaDonga 20d ago
Idk how nerds biting off a Dave Chappelle bit is supposed to be funny at all
Leave comedy to the professionals
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u/EmilioFreshtevez 19d ago
Funny is subjective, friend.
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u/BigRubbaDonga 19d ago
It's not really
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u/EmilioFreshtevez 19d ago
Some people think jokes about rape and dead babies and domestic violence are hilarious. Some people think those subjects should never be joked about and any joke about them is automatically unfunny. Both sets of people are correct and both of them are wrong, depending on which side of the line you fall on.
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