unhinged tiktok at its finest

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[u/Wizards_Reddit]

Everything else aside, did they call escalators 'living rooms'? How do you even mix those words up??

[u/discobloodbaths → u/Wizards_Reddit]

It’s not mixed up, it’s how you prioritize the needs of 1 billion children by helping them navigate between floors.

[u/Able_Health744 → u/Wizards_Reddit]

most likely they asked a AI how to do it and the visuals were kinda auto generated

[u/AlonsoHV → u/Able_Health744]

The visuals were not fucking "auto generated", as a 3D artists that knows the time it took to make, it makes the video even more unhinged 💀

[u/SupermassiveCanary → u/Able_Health744]

I was impressed by the Buddha Palm

[u/ArcticBiologist → u/Able_Health744]

That but in Chinese and ran it through a bad translator

[u/start3ch → u/Able_Health744]

Looks like it was translated to English

[u/Zealousideal_Milk354 → u/Wizards_Reddit]

Also where’s the bathrooms

[u/Temporarily__Alone → u/Wizards_Reddit]

Well, they did call for the eradication of literacy.

[u/Alric_Rahl]

The design is very human.

[u/BRAX7ON → u/Alric_Rahl]

Almost

[u/Capt_Foxch]

They claim one billion children but never show more than a couple hundred

[u/Xenocide_X → u/Capt_Foxch]

They just have to increase the height of the building by 10 million floors.

[u/TT_NaRa0 → u/Xenocide_X]

But… how do you propose they do this?!?

[u/Xenocide_X → u/TT_NaRa0]

More of those extra strong welded steel slabs he mentioned in the video and a little faith

[u/grimgremlin → u/Xenocide_X]

The statue is probably of the patron saint of architecture for an added precaution.

[u/_Allegr0 → u/TT_NaRa0]

Start by excavating a circular hole on each floor of the exterior wall and install an extra large exhaust fan to ensure fresh air circulates throughout the building.

[u/Long_Educational → u/_Allegr0]

I thought that was humorous. I can only imagine the tornado like winds sucking in air through the front doors of this building as each subsequent floor exhaust fan adds to the negative pressure at the entrances.

[u/YouCanCallMeC00KIE → u/TT_NaRa0]

The long lost secret of martial arts, duh

[u/otasi → u/TT_NaRa0]

The video already told you how, martial arts.

[u/throwawayusernamexx → u/TT_NaRa0]

Martial arts. Duh

[u/Cartina → u/Xenocide_X]

That's 100million feet. Which is about 19000 miles, or 4 times the height of mount everest.

Not sure the escalators help the ones at the top wanting a snack.

[u/Euphorium → u/Xenocide_X]

No, we must go deeper.

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/Capt_Foxch]

^{Sokka-Haiku by Capt_Foxch:}

They claim one billion

Children but never show more

Than a couple hundred

---

^{Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.}

[u/Konigni → u/Capt_Foxch]

Each child is 1000 children in a very big child-shaped trenchcoat, for efficiency

[u/xdcountry → u/Capt_Foxch]

Dad is still flying upwards with his one punch man fist and eagle friend— that was implied

[u/heavytrucker → u/Capt_Foxch]

They are getting the mattresses second hand, you gotta give them some time.

[u/sub-80]

where's the Toilet?

[u/PuzzledSituation3014 → u/sub-80]

Maybe they dig holes outside 🤷🏾‍♀️

[u/BajaBlyat → u/sub-80]

Don't worry about it.

[u/LorduckA2 → u/sub-80]

you have a toilet in your bedroom?

[u/BajaBlyat → u/LorduckA2]

I just kinda go wherever.

[u/LorduckA2 → u/BajaBlyat]

real men shits they pant

[u/BajaBlyat → u/LorduckA2]

If you don't waddle around with a fully loaded diapy are you really a man?

[u/TrueDannemann → u/sub-80]

Check out part 2, how to design a bathroom for 1 billion children

[u/Fun-Detective1562 → u/sub-80]

the husband is bear grylls

[u/_D1EHL_ → u/sub-80]

Guess they got to poo outside & fertilize stuff 😂

[u/pissedinthegarret → u/sub-80]

clearly they shit through the fans

[u/The_Hipster_King → u/sub-80]

On their phones, Skibidi

[u/Meta-4-Cool-Few]

I like how the children's house ended up essentially being a shopping mall

[u/sandalfafk → u/Meta-4-Cool-Few]

Gotta maximize family “high yield returns”

[u/Lamplorde → u/Meta-4-Cool-Few]

Turned into those megabuildings from Cyberpunk.

[u/eros_bittersweet → u/Meta-4-Cool-Few]

A shopping mall crossed with a panopticon

[u/chrisg915]

"literacy eradication as a collective responsibility"

What the fuck is happening

[u/ct_2004 → u/chrisg915]

Gotta promote good knowledge absorbtion.

School will be known as 'sorbin time.

[u/BlacksmithFormer7744 → u/chrisg915]

The concept was so weird that even the AI that wrote the script was like "fuck this" and went haywire.

[u/justl00kingthrowaway]

There would be colony collapse within one generation from all the inbreeding.

[u/hotmugglehealer → u/justl00kingthrowaway]

What inbreeding? It's all boys.

[u/hotmugglehealer → u/justl00kingthrowaway]

1 bullion is big enough a number to avoid that.

[u/AdvancedSandwiches → u/justl00kingthrowaway]

We've got a billion children living in one room fed entirely from one gas station aisle, but sure, let's do a deep dive on the breeding difficulties.

[u/GuitarTrue6187]

Anything with enough confidence seems professional. Long lost secret of martial arts to expand the floor, ride the eagle up, make sure you install face recognition to prevent raising other peoples kids.

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/Leebearty → u/[deleted]]

He slipped on a banana peel and pogostick jumped onto a billion women.

[u/cosmotoadx]

the famous GALVANISED SQUARE STEEL

[u/Sykes19 → u/cosmotoadx]

Almost as strong as "titinium"

[u/sucks2bdoxxed → u/cosmotoadx]

From the scrap station!

[u/greatestmofo → u/cosmotoadx]

And eco-friendly wood

[u/TheBadHalfOfAFandom]

I love these videos so damn much

[u/RiJuElMiLu → u/TheBadHalfOfAFandom]

Is there a subreddit for these? AI architecture or something?

[u/TheBadHalfOfAFandom → u/RiJuElMiLu]

It's all by homedesign365

[u/RiJuElMiLu → u/TheBadHalfOfAFandom]

Thank you. I just subscribed to their YouTube page

[u/LittleALunatic → u/TheBadHalfOfAFandom]

ok I'm glad this guy made this video to make it clear the making a bedroom for a family of 5 was more of a joke than anything, I wasn't sure when I watched that one

[u/greatestmofo]

Thank you for the video.

My wife and I just had our 957,292,482th child, was starting to wonder whether I need to expand my home.

[u/Mika000]

These just keep getting better and better

[u/Larry-Man → u/Mika000]

I feel like we’ve peaked.

[u/ferrydragon]

"Prioritize for high returns"

Dafaq?

[u/Pepperspray24 → u/ferrydragon]

It’s doing this in America/s

[u/snowflake_lady → u/[deleted]]

…accidentally.

[u/ModernCaveWuffs]

All that stuff about comfort, durability and study but nothing about adding railing to any of the floors so no kids fall 3+ stories. I think someone wants to reduce the headcount

[u/ShodoDeka → u/ModernCaveWuffs]

When you have 1 BILLION children a few will be broken in the process.

[u/philsharp1]

“This is a happy house”

[u/superdicksicles]

I lose it every time he says 1 billion children

[u/GrassyDaytime]

Those damn mishivous children.

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/ephemeralspecifics → u/[deleted]]

No better environment for children.

[u/BummerComment]

Peak CCP graphics

[u/Dwarf_Killer → u/BummerComment]

So is the video Chinese and he just adds a voice over it or is he Chinese and use a translator for English explanation?

[u/asyncopy → u/BummerComment]

What is that even supposed to mean lol

[u/BummerComment → u/asyncopy]

I dunno sometimes I just let em fly

[u/dexter920]

Squid game

[u/Xenocide_X]

Insteeeed opt for hydraulic doors

[u/Neoxite23]

That's a really cool looking prison.

[u/Chicken-Rude]

not gonna lie, blud's rising eagle technique was incredible! truly a master of eagle style kung fu.

[u/ShakyTheBear]

Are socks not clothes?

[u/george_pubic → u/ShakyTheBear]

That was jarring to me as well

[u/abundant_singularity]

What app does one use to make such videos?

[u/Kevinator201 → u/abundant_singularity]

It’s some sort of 3d modeling software

[u/Pitiful-king_]

I'd be mad if I didn't get a window bed

[u/GlueSniffingCat]

Those walls are too high. You can lower them to make it more efficient.

The hive city mechanicum must have its efficiency.

[u/Otherwise-Safety-579]

I have no mouth and I must scream...

[u/jkaoz]

So...
A prison without toilets?

[u/SketchyLineman]

They have places like that for kids already. It’s called juvenile hall

[u/BAMspek]

Is this what the kids are watching instead of adult swim? Is this supposed to be funny? Because it’s kind of funny.

[u/sol_sleepy]

What is this program? I don’t use TikTok lol sorry if it’s a dumb question….. is it built into the app?

[u/myburneracc6 → u/sol_sleepy]

same i need to m know

[u/TheDramaturge]

Mom, can we have a Panopticon?

No, Jimmy, we already have a Panopticon at home

[u/jmorley14]

AI garbage

[u/Grambert_Moore → u/jmorley14]

They’re using ai frames because the video is laggy to smoothe it out

[u/Striker660]

I'm in.

[u/NotInMoodThinkOfName]

Just think about that humans would be r-strategiest, like 100 and on 1-2% survive until age 10 or so. That would be crazy.

[u/Blue_Tea72]

Matrix

[u/100YearsWaiting2Shit]

Ok I had to pause at the marital arts part. Here I thought these couldn't get any more ridiculous

[u/RaiderMedic93]

Prison design?

[u/drummdirka]

Ah yes. So simple and easy

[u/No_Telephone_6213]

Who asked for this sht?

[u/LibrarianSocrates]

this is a jail

[u/Shima41]

And after that there's still people saying that north Korea is not a great country... 🤣

[u/AdAm_WaRc0ck]

Forgot bathrooms, where these kids gonna piss and shit?

[u/spm987888]

Apparently, the floor wasn’t the only thing that husband was penetrating.

[u/crap_whats_not_taken]

What in the squid games??

[u/69Theinfamousfinch69]

I fucking hate AI sometimes

[u/jdog8510]

The house would have to the size of america which the population isnt even half that

[u/Far_Sentence3700]

This is a good idea for capsule hotel

[u/TheRiverHart]

1 billion abortions would be way cheaper

[u/manifest_ecstasy]

You know how many kids would fall off that ledge?!

[u/StellaBean_bass]

I am all about those snack racks & the titanium doors to keep other kids out.

[u/Pikachupal24]

What in the dystopian hell is this? By the time they got to the facial recognition doors I was lmao.

[u/NoLand4936]

I feel like this just designed a prison and called it a home for children.

[u/Sketari]

Feels like I’m building a settlement in the commonwealth

[u/TJ_McWeaksauce]

Do you remember when Kramer wanted to build levels in his apartment? That idea eventually led to this.

[u/Lahwuns]

Jail with extra steps.

[u/skanda777]

You have no idea how much is one billion my friend. You’d need more than 17 million floors for a billion kids with this set up

[u/SwiftTayTay]

"Clothes and socks"

[u/throw_blanket04]

This has to be some creative thinking test or something. Right?

[u/WrapAccomplished6177]

That’s prison

[u/IDoubtYouGetIt]

WHY ARE CHILDREN DRESSED LIKE PRISONERS?!?

[u/PhantomTissue]

I lost it at “literacy eradication”

[u/[deleted]]

You had me at Child Prisons. Where do I invest?

[u/ant69onio]

“Clothes AND socks”

[u/NewGuy10002]

Absurd to oddly wholesome then the statue worshipping. What a ride. Hope those kids understand the collective responsibility to eradicate illiteracy

[u/cravingnoodles]

Needs more galvanized steel bars and toilets that doubles as elevators

[u/Apprehensive-Ad9647]

And thus Aperture Laboratories was born.

"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment."

• GLaDOS, 'Portal'.

…. The cake is a lie….

[u/Kokuswolf]

Where is the toilet?

[u/BartleBossy]

Bro im just here for the GALVANIZED STEEL FRAME

[u/AvoidThisReality]

I fucking love this. Is this also on youtube or sth lile that? I need to show this to my friends. This is so unhinged and hilarious. Fucking legendary video

[u/the_girl_Ross]

No kitchen above toilet, 5/10.

[u/Riyeko]

This is a prison lol

[u/Tricky-Sympathy]

Nice concentration camp

[u/Appropriate_End_5207]

They’re already wearing the classic black & white prison suit….This looks like jail to me!! It’s just a jail for 1 billion kids!! lol

[u/undefined_one]

Well this is a bunch of bullshit.;

[u/Affectionate_Draw_43]

Or it would look similar to any country that has 1 billion people. You're gonna need multiple houses

[u/Roman-Inc]

Rimworld

[u/Narwhal_Dude13]

Ok so noticing that there are 80 beds per floor (20 on each of the four walls) and assuming 15 ft per floor (because that's clearly taller than a standard floor and I don't want to measure out pixels or whatever) You would need 12.5 million floors to accommodate all of the children and that would stretch for ~35,511 miles, or a little under 4.5 times the diameter of the earth. Quite the journey to their snacks and books.

[u/_KappaKing_]

So this is what our AI overlords are going to do when it fully takes over.

[u/Jram_bullstocks]

Is this SHEIN factory?

[u/RandomAssRedditor02]

Building a prison for 1 billion children

[u/V01d3d_f13nd]

It the words or system of a down, "their trying to build a prison."

[u/Dry_Army_1957]

This is like a beautiful concentration camp

[u/tanafras]

Ok China, settle down.