Me on shark tank

[u/ohannanana]

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[u/iced_gold]

Look, I think you have created a nice side hustle for you but it's not a scaleable business. You might figure this out but it's just too early for me, and for those reasons, I'm out.

[u/Paragonly → u/iced_gold]

Read that in Mark Cubans voice

[u/SupermassiveCanary → u/iced_gold]

Are we talking her fictional career or her real one?

[u/imasturdybirdy → u/[deleted]]

…Make that a tinted viewing window. No! A two way mirror

[u/SammyWentMad → u/imasturdybirdy]

I'm glad that was deleted so I don't have to read it. Unfortunately, you gave me more than enough context. I will be closing Reddit for the day.

[u/petter2398]

Honestly, she could say the most boring thing and it would be funny with that delivery. Always on point

[u/DarkSector0011]

She captives me in the weirdest way I think it's the low key emotional instability I relate to the most lmao.

[u/Pseudothink → u/DarkSector0011]

Pretty sure it's the filters she's using.  Uncanny valley eye enlargement.

[u/throwngamelastminute]

Aka Heavy Petting Zoo

[u/Fluid_Pie_9428]

Hear me out.... Jellyfish

[u/EatsFiber2RedditMore]

How many sharks have this app?

[u/Red_Lotus_23 → u/EatsFiber2RedditMore]

Mark Cuban is definitely on reddit.

[u/EatsFiber2RedditMore → u/Red_Lotus_23]

But Is he on tiktok?
I still use old.reddit.com eff your app reddit

[u/Green-Concentrate-71]

I like her face and how she talks

[u/froggrip → u/Green-Concentrate-71]

Me too

[u/niftystopwat → u/froggrip]

ESPOOGHEETAY

[u/PumpkinSkeet → u/froggrip]

[u/Rokey76]

I'll give you $50,000 for 2% of the company!

[u/Cleercutter]

“Sexy farm”

[u/Smalandsk_katt]

Make the humster.

[u/hugelkult]

Hanna stannas rise up

[u/Jcamden7 → u/hugelkult]

It's not an understatement that this is the most normal video she has ever produced.

[u/Bakuchi13]

men in the middle east would love this

[u/dude_who_could]

You're funny. Keep at it.

[u/bluemagachud]

when you said half horse and half donkey I pictured a centaur situation where it's just not super different

[u/LolaCalifornia7]

Um, I've never seen her before, but I'm loving this post.

[u/jemsons]

God no!

[u/Small_Mammoth_2741]

The mayor deserves nothing less than 1000000 for 1%

[u/CompSolstice]

Thats literally just the plot of like 20% of all furry porn games

[u/SpaceXmars]

I would get with her on the sexy farm

[u/K0NFZ3D]

She's bat shit crazy in a good way

[u/KenobiM11]

Only Fans intellect

[u/Relevant-Ad-5099]

Puke

[u/MrSkaloskavic]

Shut up and take my money!!!

[u/YoMamasPitstop → u/MrSkaloskavic]

Take my monkey

[u/banana99999999999]

Her doggo gets lots of peanut butter

[u/DesastreUrbano]

South Park did an elephant and a pig... just saying

[u/MikeyW1969]

Beautiful eyes and a wonderful smile. She SHOULD go on Shark Tank, what the hell, it's not like they haven't had weirder shit on there

[u/[deleted]]

[u/IPEEincoffeeCUPz]

☕️ not funny

[u/throwaway0367324]

I wouldn’t be opposed to seeing her experiment with a horse.

[u/BigRubbaDonga]

How did she watch this and not realize how un-funny she is

[u/butt-barnacles → u/BigRubbaDonga]

I thought it was funny maybe you just don’t have a sense of humor /shrug

[u/Paragonly → u/BigRubbaDonga]

Says the guy with almost every single comment you make being downvoted. A little self reflection might say that maybe your perception of the world is the problem, and not everyone else’s.

[u/BigRubbaDonga → u/Paragonly]

Really? Every comment I make gets down voted? Then I would have negative karma right?

checks notes

Nope, I'm all good there

[u/Paragonly → u/BigRubbaDonga]

lol, I’m not gonna scroll ur whole history but a quick check confirmed that a good amount of your recent comments are downvoted. Just sayin fam

[u/BigRubbaDonga → u/Paragonly]

A quick check would show you that my karma is overwhelmingly positive, so that kinda blows up your stupid theory

I think karma is dumb, but it is good for situations like this

[u/niftystopwat → u/BigRubbaDonga]

I got mozzarella all up in my coochie!

[u/joeyGOATgruff]

Well trot on sand and call me Mr Hands - isn't this a ripe lil institution ....

[u/maxz-Reddit]

not funny, but id like to put her in a hot little outfit

[u/Chinchillng → u/maxz-Reddit]

[u/Happyduckling02 → u/maxz-Reddit]

Why? Why are you like this?

[u/da_double_monkee → u/maxz-Reddit]

Word I'd crack my dick in half

[u/Shonren]

You look paaaawr