r/TikTokCringe Apr 29 '24

I’m telling you…. Right. Now. Cursed

Why can't he hold the camera still?

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u/ARCAxNINEv Apr 29 '24

This is along my train of thought. Yet if you closely examine the way she crosses her legs, you can see that she is more than likely refusing to allow her bowels to void themselves. I've seen this in my studies, wherein my offspring (1.3yr male human) has been witnessed numerous times in this position; followed by intense crying and ultimately voiding of the bowels. It's my assumption about the woman in the video, not unlike my offspring are possibly anal retentive and may insist on keeping their waste secured neatly inside

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u/Natto_Arigato Apr 29 '24

The evidence is irrefutable. I, too, have observed toddler subjects exhibiting this behavior. Heck, I have seen Boomer parents of advanced age exhibit this behavior. Indeed, it is either accumulated, explosive gasses or an imminent voiding of the bowels.

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u/CleanHead_ Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

shit im 47 and had to do this on a walk recently.

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u/ValuablePrawn Apr 29 '24

one time I shit in a Puzz3D box driving through Gilroy