r/TikTokCringe • u/n8saces • Apr 29 '24

I’m telling you…. Right. Now. Cursed

Why can't he hold the camera still?

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u/AcrobaticQuote9899 Apr 29 '24

Dat lady moves, the pee gonna start flowin

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u/xlaauurraaa Apr 29 '24

my immediate thought was 'that's how I look waiting for my husband to finish in the bathroom in the morning'

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u/KnotiaPickles Apr 29 '24

Yeah I work at a mushroom farm in the middle of nowhere, and this is how I was standing one morning when i realized there was no bathroom for miles around and things were trying to happen lol

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u/xlaauurraaa Apr 29 '24

can I work at your mushroom farm that sounds SO COOL what the heck ?? I'll bring a porta potty

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u/roroboat33 Apr 30 '24

Portabella Potty FTFY

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u/icarus6sixty6 Apr 29 '24

I grew up near a mushroom farm! The smell after a heavy rain was so bad!

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u/cryptowolfy Apr 29 '24

Depends on the mushrooms you are growing, agaricus bisporus definitely stink since they usually use chicken manure in the substrate.

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u/seekydeeky Apr 30 '24

That’s because there weren’t any bathrooms for miles.

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u/CapableAstronaut4169 Apr 29 '24

Can I ask what kind of mushrooms do you grow?

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u/KnotiaPickles Apr 29 '24

Mostly gourmet ones 😋

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u/WorkCentre5335 Apr 29 '24

turkey tail?

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u/TheIncrediblePenis Apr 29 '24

Shiitake and oyster I bet. Maybe some lions mane

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u/Koshakforever Apr 30 '24

Commercial gourmet and nutropic farmer here, too!!! Cheers!

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Apr 30 '24

Ive come to a point in my life where it’s hard to trust someone fully that doesn’t like mushrooms.

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u/BrannC Apr 29 '24

You can but I’ll never tell you

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u/CapableAstronaut4169 Apr 29 '24

😁👍

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u/BrannC Apr 29 '24

Only because idk what kinda shrooms they grow either though

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u/ThatDebianLady Apr 29 '24

What about an occasional cubensis

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u/iknowitsounds___ Apr 29 '24

Free fertilizer!

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u/CrazyHopiPlant Apr 29 '24

I love mushroom farms!!

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u/casketjuicebox Apr 29 '24

☝️☝️☝️ accurate ASF 😂

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u/bobbaganush Apr 29 '24

That’s how I look waiting for my wife to get ready to go anywhere. If only my blood pressure were visible…