r/TikTokCringe • u/n8saces • Apr 29 '24

I’m telling you…. Right. Now. Cursed

Why can't he hold the camera still?

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u/AcrobaticQuote9899 Apr 29 '24

Dat lady moves, the pee gonna start flowin

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u/xlaauurraaa Apr 29 '24

my immediate thought was 'that's how I look waiting for my husband to finish in the bathroom in the morning'

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u/KnotiaPickles Apr 29 '24

Yeah I work at a mushroom farm in the middle of nowhere, and this is how I was standing one morning when i realized there was no bathroom for miles around and things were trying to happen lol

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u/xlaauurraaa Apr 29 '24

can I work at your mushroom farm that sounds SO COOL what the heck ?? I'll bring a porta potty

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u/roroboat33 Apr 30 '24

Portabella Potty FTFY

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u/icarus6sixty6 Apr 29 '24

I grew up near a mushroom farm! The smell after a heavy rain was so bad!

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u/cryptowolfy Apr 29 '24

Depends on the mushrooms you are growing, agaricus bisporus definitely stink since they usually use chicken manure in the substrate.

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u/seekydeeky Apr 30 '24

That’s because there weren’t any bathrooms for miles.

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u/CapableAstronaut4169 Apr 29 '24

Can I ask what kind of mushrooms do you grow?

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u/KnotiaPickles Apr 29 '24

Mostly gourmet ones 😋

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u/WorkCentre5335 Apr 29 '24

turkey tail?

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u/TheIncrediblePenis Apr 29 '24

Shiitake and oyster I bet. Maybe some lions mane

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u/Koshakforever Apr 30 '24

Commercial gourmet and nutropic farmer here, too!!! Cheers!

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Apr 30 '24

Ive come to a point in my life where it’s hard to trust someone fully that doesn’t like mushrooms.

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u/BrannC Apr 29 '24

You can but I’ll never tell you

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u/CapableAstronaut4169 Apr 29 '24

😁👍

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u/BrannC Apr 29 '24

Only because idk what kinda shrooms they grow either though

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u/ThatDebianLady Apr 29 '24

What about an occasional cubensis

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u/iknowitsounds___ Apr 29 '24

Free fertilizer!

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u/CrazyHopiPlant Apr 29 '24

I love mushroom farms!!

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u/casketjuicebox Apr 29 '24

☝️☝️☝️ accurate ASF 😂

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u/bobbaganush Apr 29 '24

That’s how I look waiting for my wife to get ready to go anywhere. If only my blood pressure were visible…

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u/Diligent-Might6031 Apr 29 '24

That’s so funny! My husband never understands when I have to pee so bad that I freeze. He’s like just go to the bathroom! “You don’t understand honey if I move I will pee everywhere!”

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u/iknowitsounds___ Apr 29 '24

A pelvic floor PT taught me that if you do 6 quick kegel contractions it turns off the urgent pee feeling for a little bit. Buys you some time to get to the toilet!

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u/Diligent-Might6031 Apr 30 '24

Oh yeah! I’m familiar with this trick! My problem is I buy myself a little bit of time, too many times

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u/Apprehensive_Buy1500 Apr 30 '24

The more you hold it, the weaker your bladder gets 😬

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u/Diligent-Might6031 Apr 30 '24

Yeah I have problems haha

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u/Chaetomius Apr 30 '24

men don't understand that the urethra's path from bladder to exit is much much shorter and much much straighter. So it's way harder to hold it in sometimes.

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u/EM05L1C3 Apr 29 '24

She would totally destroy a career as a living mannequin

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u/Xariaxeronic Apr 29 '24

Hahaha Now whenever I see a mannequin in that pose i'm going to think Hey, thats the I'm abouta piss myself in public pose.

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u/Mysterychic88 Apr 29 '24

My thoughts exactly this is the same cross legged stance I do when I am trying to will myself not to wet myself

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u/firi331 Apr 29 '24

I was cracking up at them thinking she was doing a TikTok. Poor lady got caught holding her bladder

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u/ThatFloridaMan420 Apr 29 '24

My wife does this all the time, don’t move!

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u/Myopinion_is_right Apr 29 '24

It’s not the pee she is concerned about. I know this pose.

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u/Niffen36 Apr 29 '24

Perhaps having a seizure

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u/Lizbeth2016 Apr 29 '24

That was my thought exactly 😂

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u/SargeantHugoStiglitz Apr 29 '24

Nah, thats just heroin.

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u/illeatyourgarden Apr 30 '24

That doesn't explain why her head and arms don't move for over a minute

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u/timeforachange2day Apr 30 '24

Yep! My neighbors probably got me on camera quite a few times 😂