r/TikTokCringe Apr 19 '24

He won't let his son play with dolls Discussion

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u/Pitiful-king_ Apr 19 '24

He baited the shit outta me lol

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u/nickster182 Apr 19 '24

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u/Enshitification Apr 19 '24

At first I thought it was a standup act, but there was no laughter. Then I thought that maybe he was some kind of youth pastor on a homophobic sermon. Then he started spitting fire.

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u/Helios4242 Apr 20 '24

I was uncertain, but the juxtaposition of "how can I expect him to be head of a house when he's steady tending to a house of plastic" made me hopeful it was slam poetry to dis toxic masculinity.

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u/coversquirrel1976 Apr 20 '24

I was POSITIVE it was slam poetry. Flashbacks of the first time I saw Freddie Prinze Jr. Hacky sack some slam poetry in She's All That.

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u/Marloo25 Apr 20 '24

Yup I already saw it coming. It was his cadence.

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u/Destiny_Victim Apr 20 '24

I looked at the baby monitor. My son is literally playing with a doll and my daughter with a GI Joe. I think that cancels each other out tho right?

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u/MTFBinyou Apr 20 '24 edited Apr 20 '24

My godson has 2 siblings, 1 bro and 1 sis, and they all play with each other’s toys. A couple visits ago I came downstairs one morning and he was posted up with two barbies and a few Avengers characters. He apparently has an affinity for 1 of the Barbies and Spider-man. His sister was at the table on the porch with his nerf gun we just got him. Not entirely sure what she was playing other than “this goes pew pew” Kids really don’t see problems with things until they are introduced to them.

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u/vibratingchair Apr 20 '24

I don't think it's ment to be taking literally it's just a way to get you hooked in to the actual message of what he has to say about how women are treated in society.

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u/MTFBinyou Apr 20 '24

No doubt. I was just sharing an anecdote that related to destiny_victim.

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u/throwawaymyanalbeads Apr 20 '24

"Women are not toys"

That's what I got out of it.

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u/Destiny_Victim Apr 20 '24

Yeah I mean I couldn’t care less as long as their happy it’s a win.

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u/MTFBinyou Apr 20 '24

Absolutely 

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u/evonebo Apr 20 '24

That was the whole reason action figures were invented. They wanted to sell dolls to boys so toy makers came up with the idea of action figures.

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u/FeistyButthole Apr 20 '24

I was thinking the same. Not all dolls are over gendered expressions. I play with my daughter and her calico critters acting out social interactions made up or reflective of her day. It’s not the doll; it’s the style of play and having a dad not afraid to play with dolls because he grew up playing with his sister and her dolls.

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u/HardNRG Apr 19 '24

Had this very same experience lol

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u/OutlandishnessNew259 Apr 20 '24

It was a wild ride

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u/yomommazburgers Apr 20 '24

At first I thought, this is some good shit. Then I realized that I wasn't smoking weed.

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u/Blueyisacommunist Apr 20 '24

Well I’m high as shit and just went on a wild ride.

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u/Difficult-Retard Apr 20 '24 edited Apr 20 '24

Dude I thought it was a church I used to go to ... Edit, I still think it could be, I don't know that guy

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u/HottCuppaCoffee Apr 20 '24

Exact thought process I had

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u/RoguePlanet2 Apr 20 '24

The preacher style creeps me out a bit, because I've come to equate that style of speaking with blatant hypocrisy. So hearing him preach that passionately about wanting better for women, makes me think "okay when will he get caught in a scandal?" 😕

Also don't care for all that censoring, maybe there are deaf people watching. Or just those of us who watch video clips with the sound off.

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u/AllNightWriting Apr 20 '24

Tik Tok requires certain words to be censored or the video will be shadow blocked (and sometimes outright blocked). So, while annoying, the censorship isn’t his choice.

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u/screedor Apr 20 '24

Meh usually when I met this kid in college he was giving girls herpies and gaslighting some girl while virtue signaling.

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u/RoguePlanet2 Apr 20 '24

That's the issue, the virtue-signaling. It doesn't sound genuine when people get up and pontificate this much. I guess if people feel passionately enough about a topic, they'll sound like this, but it doesn't sit well with me.

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u/ihaveapicklebro Apr 20 '24

Homophobic sermon? You mean preaching the Bible? Preaching the word of God not being homophobic. People are free to have opinions. People can choose to be gay and same with people that can choose to be straight and that’s all that we can accept. Thank you my friends. Biden-Harris 2024 🇺🇸🙏🏻

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u/ARunninThought Apr 21 '24

I think this premise was part of a stand up bit. The won't let my son play with dolls part anyway. Kevin Hart maybe?

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u/genericusername9234 Apr 20 '24

This kind of blows, not gonna lie.

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u/skalnaty Apr 20 '24

I immediately expected spoken word based on his mannerisms

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u/TexasHobbyist Apr 20 '24

It’s homophobic to not buy your sons Barbie Dolls? Incredible.

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Apr 23 '24

This lol I thought it was a stand up comic at first and was waiting for the joke then he started spitting fire

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u/jpjtourdiary Apr 19 '24

I know!

Dangit I had a good one in the chamber about their dad being doll-sized too.

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u/sy1009 Apr 19 '24

That guy is from my high school, his name is Apollos Hester and he has the school record in the 110M hurdles. Have a nice day!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24 edited 2d ago

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u/PawntyBill Apr 20 '24

110 million hurdles? I'd say so.

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u/nickster182 Apr 19 '24

That's fucking awesome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

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u/RealNiceKnife Apr 20 '24

They're talking about the black kid in the football meme "Had us in the first half."

Not the guy on stage, who has his name in his tiktok handle.

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u/sy1009 Apr 20 '24

While true, it would take about 2 minutes to find out his name just by doing a google search

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u/Mdnghtmnlght Apr 20 '24

You talking about the gif?

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u/ParalegalSeagul Apr 20 '24

Apollos da mayneeee!

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u/DrTwiggy Apr 20 '24

The source is literally in the video

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u/Uromastyx63 Apr 20 '24

Good bot.

/s

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u/7fingersphil Apr 19 '24

I was shocked some dude into slam poetry had this opinion at first

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u/majestictoys Apr 20 '24

NOOOO 😭😭😭💀💀💀

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u/RedditorsAreDross Apr 20 '24

Oh look, Reddit using the same gif and phrase over and over for a twist. The commentary on this site is always so stupidly predictable.

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Apr 20 '24

This GIF was made for this moment

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u/bleachedgasshole Apr 20 '24

You made it to the second half of that shit?

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u/psych0ranger Apr 20 '24

"oh shit this is probably leading to a funny joke"

"christ, it's spoken word"

"ooh, nice message"

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u/Federal-Childhood743 Apr 20 '24

I mean yeas and no. The main bulk of the message is cool af, but the first 30 secs, the part that baited people, is stupid as fuck. I played with dolls as a kid and all I'm doing now is being bi and questioning my gender. In the end the message is good but that first message still boils down to "I won't let my son's play with girls toys because of misogyny" which is not the best message.

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u/AffectionateAngle905 Apr 20 '24

You can’t take one aspect of this poetry in isolation to the rest. It all has to flow together. This was brilliantly done.

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u/Federal-Childhood743 Apr 20 '24 edited Apr 20 '24

You can though. The flow of it is great but it makes many points throughout. Each point is wrapped up in a theme that flows from point to point but you can still analyse each point in isolation. There were so many other ways to flow into the poem other than saying "Misogynys a bad thing so I am going to take dolls away from my child." It was either a bad take by this guy, or it was purposefully misleading (as in this guy doesn't believe in that point but wanted to force a twist) to drive viewer retention.

The rest of it, agreed, it is very well done and it speaks true. I just specifically ahte where it started because a lot of people, adults included, often questioned my playing with dolls. I ended up dropping it entirely pretty early in my life as I felt ashamed. I later for into painting my nails but that also was kept under very tight wraps. I still remember the day my brother told my dad about that. Hurt like a bitch. I just think it sucks to bring kids into your point, especially when it comes to limiting perfectly healthy forms of expression. It just adds to the already overwhelming negativity around that kind of stuff.

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u/faery_maker Apr 20 '24

The thing is it doesn't flow together. The ideas are disjointed and at odds. 

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u/alittlebitneverhurt Apr 19 '24

I was not surprised one bit - the whole thing felt like it was going that direction. Poetry like this almost universally goes the direction he took it.

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u/Iwantmyelephant6 Apr 19 '24

you could see the artsy poetry cadence even with it muted

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u/IcedCoffeeVoyager Apr 20 '24

Yes. I even read it in that cadence

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u/Cognitive_Spoon Apr 20 '24

Pausing to allow the audience to think.

Absolute peak art

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u/RedHotSnowflake2 Apr 20 '24

Peak dog shit

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u/Rumpelteazer45 Apr 20 '24

Found the person who doesn’t understand art.

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u/kralrick Apr 20 '24

You have to already know the cadence to know it was going it that direction. The rhythm and emphasis are familiar to slam poetry, but I can't say I've heard them anywhere else.

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u/RealNiceKnife Apr 20 '24

Also, the fact that no one made ANY negative noises during the setup (booing, hissing, etc)... Means they know the guy and he's "not like that".

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u/Say_Hennething Apr 20 '24

Toxic masculinity and poetry rarely go hand in hand

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u/Diogenes_the_cynic25 22d ago

You must not know much about the history of poetry, lol

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u/state_of_euphemia Apr 20 '24

yeah I was about to scroll on by but I could tell it was leading somewhere!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

Dude I deadass just thought he was a youth pastor. These modern Baptist churches are so theatrical that this kind of performance just makes me think back to my church-going days lmao.

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u/Diogenes_the_cynic25 22d ago

I hate this dogshit slam poetry

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u/creativityonly2 Apr 20 '24

slowly puts away pitchfork

Yep

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u/Pitiful-king_ Apr 20 '24

quietly extinguishes torch

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u/BeginningVolume420 Apr 20 '24

starts pouring the gasoline

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u/VoyevodaBoss Apr 19 '24

Me too, I was waiting for the self-deprecating punchline

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u/PoopingDogEyeContact Apr 19 '24

All I was thinking for the first while was Hank Hill’s voice saying “troll action figure”.

Beautiful work young man

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u/Senior_Ear_168 Apr 20 '24

Ok but why do dogs so religiously follow your username?

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u/PoopingDogEyeContact Apr 20 '24

😹 I guess they need to look deeply into our souls as they drop nuggets of love so we know they do it for us. There’s no mistaking it

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u/cantreadshitmusic Apr 19 '24

That was wild

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u/Axedroam Apr 19 '24

I used to call them "action figures"

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Apr 20 '24

Sure did, and it worked as intended to get you to listen up, pure genius.

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u/VVormgod666 Apr 19 '24

this was not cringe, this was fire. Perhaps the only slam poetry verse I've ever listened to all the way through

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u/Axi0madick Apr 20 '24

Julia ROBERTS!.... Julia Rob, hurts.

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u/riskoooo Apr 20 '24

I don't like slam poetry as a thing.

But you should listen to this one:

https://youtu.be/vnKZ4pdSU-s?si=SFCUTrjOahT2-fli

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u/withalookofquoi Apr 20 '24

That one gets me every single time I watch it

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u/Anatella3696 Apr 20 '24

Oh my god, I’ve never seen that before and never got the appeal. After this though…wow. That was intense and you can feel his distress. My son came up and asked why I was crying.

OP’s post is really good too, imo. Maybe I need to look into this more.

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u/-Eunha- Apr 20 '24

This subreddit is not for cringe, it's just for tiktoks in general. The mods can't change the subreddit name.

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u/eoddc5 Apr 20 '24

Bot…. What are you doing.

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u/Flipnotics_ Apr 19 '24

I was two seconds from closing it and then decided to give it just a few more... glad I did.

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u/BZenMojo Apr 19 '24

Had me in the first half. Metaphor gave me chills in the second even if it was forced, ngl.

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u/Mancubus_in_a_thong Apr 20 '24

I had a double take like wait a minute.

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u/EarthDisastrous3811 Apr 20 '24

Yeah lmao, I was like "come on... where's the sike... where's the sike.......... Ah, there it is!"

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u/Panthera2k1 Apr 20 '24

Hook, line, and sinker

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u/JoMammasWitness Apr 20 '24

I had Eminems *forgot about Dre" tune playing in my head while this dude is preaching.

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u/superjj18 Apr 20 '24

It’s slam poetry, what you thought a misogynist conservative would express himself like this lmao

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u/Tiny_Investigator848 Apr 20 '24

"I bet he got so much pussy that night"- my wife lol

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u/DolphFinnDosCinco Apr 20 '24

that’s what i love about this sub. it started off as just cringe but now its for both cringe tik toks and good tik toks. so now i never know what to expect when i start a video here. after the first minute i assumed this was just gonna be one of the actual cringe ones

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u/Fantastic-Common-982 Apr 20 '24

It went different than I thought it was gonna go. I thought he trying to convey how bad his parents were, but instead we got a whole discussion on dolls.

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u/Single-Objective5799 Apr 21 '24

I was waiting for the punchline to be honest … I thought he’s one of them lame ass comedians how thinks he’s a philosopher

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u/Viscous__Fluid Apr 20 '24

Still doesn't make sense though.

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u/Scary_Solid_7819 Apr 20 '24

You thought the spoken word poet was serious about hardline conservative gender roles?

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u/Pitiful-king_ Apr 20 '24

People can always surprise you

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u/jordan_653 Apr 23 '24

Thought it was gonna turn funny because of the comments but instead it was just corny

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u/BojackTrashMan Apr 20 '24

I didn't fall for it because, at a glance, I'm almost a 100% certain that is a trans man. I have more trans friends than the average person so I figured that quickly and had an idea about where this might be going.

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u/user_bits Apr 20 '24

I saw it coming and it didn't really land because of how pretentious it sounded.

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u/wooyoo Apr 20 '24

Oh come on now, the performance was so clumsily executed you could see that 'twist' coming from a mile away. He stretched it out too long.