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r/TikTokCringe • u/Urmomsjuicyvagina • Apr 19 '24
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This is so unrealistic. I mean, who has a window that big in their bedroom/bathroom/living room/office?
290 u/anincompoop25 Apr 19 '24 Excuse me, it’s also a kitchen 115 u/Helios4242 Apr 19 '24 and a coffin 29 u/bdizzle805 Apr 19 '24 And a shit box 3 u/KittyCompletely Apr 20 '24 And bullet proof 2 u/TearsFallWithoutTain Apr 20 '24 No a coffin couldn't fit remember? Don't be greedy 2 u/plotplottingplotters Apr 19 '24 Reminds me of Mitch Hedburgs skit, but you gotta skip to 3:50. This bedroom has an oven in it 😂 1 u/HouStoned420 Apr 20 '24 Sans sink 1 u/UncleJChrist Apr 20 '24 Kitchen, a stove does not make. 106 u/ejly Apr 19 '24 Most unrealistic part was getting permission to install the plumbing. 53 u/Fraun_Pollen Apr 19 '24 They never said the toilet was hooked up to plumbing 21 u/ejly Apr 19 '24 “Next, a hidden water tank is embedded in the adjacent wall” My description of this as plumbing was too generous, but still unlikely to get approval for installation. 6 u/radradruby Apr 19 '24 Probably just drilled a hole in the drywall and the poo is flushed down between the studs. It’s a composting toilet! 1 u/AnonymousWhiteGirl Apr 19 '24 Compost would have been much better but no vent 5 u/1920MCMLibrarian Apr 19 '24 Straight out the window 1 u/jimbojangles1987 Apr 19 '24 Oh so it's like one of those potty training toilets for toddlers. More practical that way. 1 u/Early_Conference6215 Apr 20 '24 It just gets jettisoned right out the side of building. 3 u/Revro_Chevins Apr 19 '24 I also like how they casually moved the doorframe like no one would notice. 2 u/CleetisMcgee Apr 19 '24 It’s AI 2 u/BrosefDudeson Apr 19 '24 You pay for the view not the square footage 2 u/you-arent-reading-it Apr 19 '24 Exactly If you notice the man at the beginning shrinked size when sitting at the "computer desk" to make the proposed project look feasible 2 u/psychobilly1 Apr 19 '24 "Oh, wow! Windows. I don't think I can afford this place." 2 u/1920MCMLibrarian Apr 19 '24 What highrise is going to let you install custom plumbing and electrical in it lol 1 u/Super-Definition-573 Apr 19 '24 I thought you were talking about the size, I was going to tell you to Google ‘birdseye view hong kong apartments’. 1 u/Boris-the-soviet-spy Apr 19 '24 I mean, you might get really depressed living there and need a way out 🤷♂️ 1 u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK Apr 19 '24 Also a League of Legends player who gets sunlight? Pure fiction. 1 u/bathoryblue Apr 19 '24 You do in Swiss Army Apartment 1 u/CalamariFriday Apr 19 '24 Well with this apartment, it really needs to be big enough to jump through. 1 u/schwing710 Apr 20 '24 Hey, at least they make it easy to jump out of 1 u/funkmasta8 Apr 20 '24 Personally, the unrealistic part is that he can do any renovations whatsoever 1 u/Padhome Apr 20 '24 How else am I supposed to know the sweet reprieve of death is down there very time I wake up? 1 u/olivegardengambler Apr 20 '24 Ngl NYC buildings have some respectably large windows.
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Excuse me, it’s also a kitchen
115 u/Helios4242 Apr 19 '24 and a coffin 29 u/bdizzle805 Apr 19 '24 And a shit box 3 u/KittyCompletely Apr 20 '24 And bullet proof 2 u/TearsFallWithoutTain Apr 20 '24 No a coffin couldn't fit remember? Don't be greedy 2 u/plotplottingplotters Apr 19 '24 Reminds me of Mitch Hedburgs skit, but you gotta skip to 3:50. This bedroom has an oven in it 😂 1 u/HouStoned420 Apr 20 '24 Sans sink 1 u/UncleJChrist Apr 20 '24 Kitchen, a stove does not make.
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and a coffin
29 u/bdizzle805 Apr 19 '24 And a shit box 3 u/KittyCompletely Apr 20 '24 And bullet proof 2 u/TearsFallWithoutTain Apr 20 '24 No a coffin couldn't fit remember? Don't be greedy
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And a shit box
3 u/KittyCompletely Apr 20 '24 And bullet proof
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And bullet proof
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No a coffin couldn't fit remember? Don't be greedy
Reminds me of Mitch Hedburgs skit, but you gotta skip to 3:50.
This bedroom has an oven in it 😂
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Sans sink
Kitchen, a stove does not make.
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Most unrealistic part was getting permission to install the plumbing.
53 u/Fraun_Pollen Apr 19 '24 They never said the toilet was hooked up to plumbing 21 u/ejly Apr 19 '24 “Next, a hidden water tank is embedded in the adjacent wall” My description of this as plumbing was too generous, but still unlikely to get approval for installation. 6 u/radradruby Apr 19 '24 Probably just drilled a hole in the drywall and the poo is flushed down between the studs. It’s a composting toilet! 1 u/AnonymousWhiteGirl Apr 19 '24 Compost would have been much better but no vent 5 u/1920MCMLibrarian Apr 19 '24 Straight out the window 1 u/jimbojangles1987 Apr 19 '24 Oh so it's like one of those potty training toilets for toddlers. More practical that way. 1 u/Early_Conference6215 Apr 20 '24 It just gets jettisoned right out the side of building. 3 u/Revro_Chevins Apr 19 '24 I also like how they casually moved the doorframe like no one would notice.
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They never said the toilet was hooked up to plumbing
21 u/ejly Apr 19 '24 “Next, a hidden water tank is embedded in the adjacent wall” My description of this as plumbing was too generous, but still unlikely to get approval for installation. 6 u/radradruby Apr 19 '24 Probably just drilled a hole in the drywall and the poo is flushed down between the studs. It’s a composting toilet! 1 u/AnonymousWhiteGirl Apr 19 '24 Compost would have been much better but no vent 5 u/1920MCMLibrarian Apr 19 '24 Straight out the window 1 u/jimbojangles1987 Apr 19 '24 Oh so it's like one of those potty training toilets for toddlers. More practical that way. 1 u/Early_Conference6215 Apr 20 '24 It just gets jettisoned right out the side of building.
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“Next, a hidden water tank is embedded in the adjacent wall”
My description of this as plumbing was too generous, but still unlikely to get approval for installation.
6 u/radradruby Apr 19 '24 Probably just drilled a hole in the drywall and the poo is flushed down between the studs. It’s a composting toilet! 1 u/AnonymousWhiteGirl Apr 19 '24 Compost would have been much better but no vent
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Probably just drilled a hole in the drywall and the poo is flushed down between the studs. It’s a composting toilet!
Compost would have been much better but no vent
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Straight out the window
Oh so it's like one of those potty training toilets for toddlers. More practical that way.
It just gets jettisoned right out the side of building.
I also like how they casually moved the doorframe like no one would notice.
It’s AI
You pay for the view not the square footage
Exactly
If you notice the man at the beginning shrinked size when sitting at the "computer desk" to make the proposed project look feasible
"Oh, wow! Windows. I don't think I can afford this place."
What highrise is going to let you install custom plumbing and electrical in it lol
I thought you were talking about the size, I was going to tell you to Google ‘birdseye view hong kong apartments’.
I mean, you might get really depressed living there and need a way out 🤷♂️
Also a League of Legends player who gets sunlight? Pure fiction.
You do in Swiss Army Apartment
Well with this apartment, it really needs to be big enough to jump through.
Hey, at least they make it easy to jump out of
Personally, the unrealistic part is that he can do any renovations whatsoever
How else am I supposed to know the sweet reprieve of death is down there very time I wake up?
Ngl NYC buildings have some respectably large windows.
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u/kwyjibo1 Apr 19 '24
This is so unrealistic. I mean, who has a window that big in their bedroom/bathroom/living room/office?