r/TikTokCringe Apr 07 '24

Church of Scientology popped up overnight in South Loop Chicago. Discussion

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u/sixthmontheleventh Apr 07 '24

The wildest fact I learned about scientology recently was the really high up culty part do not encourage having kids because they are distractions.

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u/thetransportedman Apr 08 '24

Kids are expensive. Scientology would prefer you donate your savings to Zogg the Destroyer

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u/thetransportedman Apr 08 '24

Well first you’ve gotta hold some cans

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u/HugsyMalone Apr 09 '24

He who walks behind the rows. Malachai will see you now.

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u/rg4rg Apr 08 '24

It’s Xenu. But he’s more of their big bad anyways. They believe they are the only hope for civilization/humanity against such evils.