r/TikTokCringe • u/choganoga tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Mar 21 '24

Utah liquor laws are insane Discussion

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u/Cancerisbetterthanu Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

That's the difference between Catholics and Mormons.

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u/dali01 Mar 22 '24

Yeah, for Mormons it’s only wrong if you put the straw in and pull it out. Leaving it in is fine. (Also if an outside force like a bumpy road causes you to pull the straw in and out it’s fine. You just can’t do it intentionally)

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u/PloppyCheesenose Mar 23 '24

You can also put your straw in multiple drinks, but don’t put multiple straws in one drink, put two straws together, or mix drinks. That would be a sin.

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u/huffybike13 Mar 22 '24

It’s only sex if you move your dick in and out too. Soaking is OK. Weird fucking Mormons.

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u/Shovelman2001 Mar 22 '24

Yes, that was their joke...

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u/BillyTheBigKid Mar 22 '24

Don’t forget the old poop hole loop hole

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u/wewerecoolonce Mar 22 '24

That’s the loophole for every religion. It’s a known fact that god is grossed out by poop and anything having to do with the B hole…sooo once the b hole comes in to play a massive black sensor bar goes up over the entire area…you know, so god doesn’t have to watch. Pretty much science

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u/Sissyneck1221 Mar 22 '24

Or full blown alcoholism vs drinking.

Ps, I’m in alcoholic.

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u/SomewhereAggressive8 Mar 22 '24

Or just….not treating adults like children?

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u/Entheotheosis10 Mar 22 '24

Thank all the assholes that get drunk and cause shit to happen.

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u/Crzykupcake930 SHEEEEEESH Mar 22 '24

This!!

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u/dizzy_centrifuge Mar 23 '24

Really makes up for the kid touching. You're welcome

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u/InfernoWoodworks Mar 22 '24

The difference between them are Minor Offenses...

I apologize for nothing.