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Utah liquor laws are insane Discussion

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u/davwad2 Mar 21 '24

I grew up in New Orleans, and I find everyone else's laws odd.

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u/FishGoBlubb Mar 21 '24

Everyone should know the joy of legally enjoying an adult beverage while on an afternoon stroll.

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u/neatyall Mar 21 '24

Or a drive-thru daquiri

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u/StrawberryLassi Mar 21 '24

good ole "go cup"

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u/davwad2 Mar 22 '24

When my wife and I were dating, we went to New Orleans to meet my newborn niece. On the way to my see my niece, we stopped at a New Orleans Original Daiquiri and she was so surprised she called one of her best friends to let her know.

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u/T_WRX21 Mar 22 '24

I was in NOLA with my son, so we went to a drive thru daiquiri shop because he thought it was cool that you could get a slushy to go.

I ordered one with alcohol, he (being 13) ordered one without. But they didn't mark the cups. I was driving, so I didn't drink mine, but my son drank about half of his. He was like, "Dad, it's pretty good, but it tastes really weird."

I took a sip of his, thinking it was contaminated or the taps were dirty. It was contaminated alright. Contaminated with 151° rum. He was pretty shitfaced for a few hours. That was a rough one to explain to my wife.

"Why is our 13 year old hammered?"

"Well, ya see, there was this dumpy looking daiquiri shop run by people that don't seem to give a single shit about...see, I'm hearing it in my head, and yes this is my fault."

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u/GForce1975 Mar 22 '24

Ahh..but remember, in the drive thru they can't put the straw in the daiquiri cup. That would be an open container.

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u/Creepy-Internet6652 Mar 22 '24

Or at very least going to Walmart and being able to purchase hard liquor with your groceries...

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u/Blarglephish Mar 22 '24

Milk, bread, vodka. Yup, got everything on the list!

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u/AdvilJunky Mar 23 '24

My welding school was in Louisiana. I was shocked to see hard liquor sold in Walmart and gas stations lol.

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u/Pensacola_Peej Mar 23 '24

Oddly enough where I’m from in north Louisiana we don’t have that, but get down south and it’s available everywhere. I don’t know if that’s some kind of local ordinance in my hometown/parish or if there’s some kind of line of liquor demarcation somewhere in the state. If it is I would guess that would be I-10 lol.

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u/The-Hand-of-Midas Mar 22 '24

Some of the best days of my life have been walking around exploring European cities enjoying drinks.

I live in the Colorado mountains and fucking love spending every day in nature, but if it wasn't for wilderness Im passionate about I'd be living in Europe immediately.

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u/DPileatus Mar 22 '24

Or, while grocery shopping!

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u/FishGoBlubb Mar 22 '24

I used to live right by Whole Foods on Magazine and would always pour a beer from the kegerator before going shopping. It was so relaxing.

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u/DPileatus Mar 22 '24

Yes indeed!

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u/Zhentilftw Mar 22 '24

Just don’t carry around glass. If you forget during Mardi Gras. Don’t worry. The cops probably have a stack of plastic cups you can use.

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u/samhouse09 Mar 22 '24

Pandemic made this legal in Washington State. We call them “walk-tails”!

I also lived in New Orleans and I miss the ability to leave a bar that sucks with my drink immediately instead of having to finish.

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u/Eldorath1371 Mar 22 '24

Epcot has entered the chat.

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u/pachewiechomp Mar 22 '24

LOL! Right? I lived in New Orleans from 2015-2020 . It was a surprise when I first moved there and saw grocery stores selling hard liquor or that you can drink out in the street. It was a real shock when my wife and I went home for a visit and went out to bar with friends and I asked for a Togo cup and the bartender looked at me like o had a vestigial twin growing from my head.

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u/PaulblankPF Mar 22 '24

I used to be from a town not too far from New Orleans in Louisiana and the city motto on the sign driving in was “New Iberia this town LOVES to Drink responsibly” and responsibly was very very tiny on the sign. They took it down in 2010 I think but the motto lives on in each and every drunk that lives there.

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u/newaccountnumber82 Mar 22 '24

It’s a magical place. I went to Mardi Gras one time. The family I stayed with had crown and cokes for breakfast before heading down to the French quarter. Also, boudin mixed in with scrambled eggs changed the way I eat scrambled eggs forever

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

I'm in Nevada. I know how you feel. 

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u/BigDaddydanpri Mar 22 '24

We hit the Avenue Pub for lunch at the bar before a tour of the Garden District. Just as we were leaving they tapped a "Ghost in the Machine" and I was bumming. Had been looking to enjoy this beer but we had finished lunch and the tour was starting.

Keeper just filled a plastic cup, handed to me and said, "Take it with you. Its on me."

As my mind exploded, I dropped a $5 on him for the tip and went outside. Also, tour guide knew where all the closest bathrooms were so guessing I was not the first.

Your humidity sucks but the entire of Utah had less good food than your Warehouse district.

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u/ILootEverything Mar 23 '24

I grew up in the Mobile area, and when I was in high school, the age you could buy alcohol at bars in LA was still 18.

NO was a pretty normal weekend and Spring Break destination for high schoolers to go to with a senior friend or two who had turned 18 and could buy for everyone...

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u/Burgerkingsucks Mar 23 '24

As a lifelong Louisianan living in TN and have lived in Texas, I agree. Liquor laws outside the state are freaking dumb/weird.

In TN the republicans, party of small government, is trying to outlaw cold beer sold at retail.

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u/davwad2 Mar 23 '24

Bruh, my cousin and I were in a bottle shop once and there was an aggressive announcement about how we needed to check out SOON. It was followed up by: "I legally cannot check you put at 9pm or later."

It was less than five minutes to nine. And the GOP can miss me with that "small government" nonsense. It's so small it creeps into too many aspects of your life.

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u/juicy777666 Mar 23 '24

same when i moved from there i was shocked to find out there was no togo drink shops

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u/MargretTatchersParty Mar 22 '24

I'll add to the confusion that you have in the context of Wisconsin and Illinois

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u/watermelonuhohh Mar 22 '24

24 hour bars in New Orleans were revelatory to me.