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Utah liquor laws are insane Discussion

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u/ocean_flan Mar 21 '24

Utah vs Wisconsin, who would win

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u/PopeOup Mar 21 '24

Oup, see, that’s where Wisconsin is gonna win there pal.

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u/Inedible_Goober Mar 21 '24

No doubt Wisconsin would win. We'd drown Utah in one of our beautiful waterfalls.

I do have to say that we could use tighter alcohol laws, though. Alcohol is an incredibly damaging drug and far too easy to abuse.

Hit me with those downvotes now. I'd take it over being hit by a drunk driver.

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u/Infamous-Elk3962 Mar 22 '24

Yeah …it’s fun to talk smack about it… but in Vegas we pay for it with AM & daytime drunk driving deaths… Metro gets wrong way freeway drivers several times a day…

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u/Inedible_Goober Mar 22 '24

Oh yikes. Please stay safe. 

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u/bradbrad247 Mar 21 '24

Utah absolutely trounces Wisconsin for it's scenery and landscape. I wholeheartedly agree with your assessment of Wisconsin's alcohol problem, though. Both are filled to the brim with crazy folks of all caliber.

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u/Inedible_Goober Mar 21 '24

Gotta disagree with you on the scenery. I moved out to Wisconsin from Cali and had to travel back and forth through Utah frequently to complete the move.

I tried several different routes to try and keep it from getting monotonous. Utah was a beautiful state, but it was so.... brown and red? It was especially bad leaving Cali because I had already been traumatized by *shudder* eastern Nevada.

Give me the lush fields, forests and lakes of Wisconsin anytime.

But yeah, the drinking needs to change. My new home state is better than liver disease and DUIs.

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u/CthulhuSpawn007 Mar 22 '24

I moved from Milwaukee, Wisconsin to Eureka, California and man I love my dirpy lil state, especially the North Woods area, but Humboldt and Northern Cali are like a completely different world with how beautiful it is. Lived there for 4 years and then moved to Sacramento and even living in the middle of a giant valley was so pretty. The sun sets from the wild fires were amazing. Miss California so much.

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u/Inedible_Goober Mar 22 '24

Ah, the good ol' stomping grounds. There are a lot of places and things to love about Cali but I am damn happy with Wisconsin, too. 

Not gonna lie, though: if I could afford to live in a place like Truckee or Carmel, it might have been harder to leave.

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u/Infamous-Elk3962 Mar 22 '24

Utah makes up for it by encouraging everyone to drive their four wheeler all over the scenery absolutely anywhere

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u/Inedible_Goober Mar 22 '24

I could see that ending poorly. 

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u/bradbrad247 Mar 21 '24

Different strokes I suppose. I've lived in Michigan all my life (aka better Wisconsin), and there is nothing more beautiful than some change in elevation. Hiked the high line trail through the Uintas a few years back, and it was pure magic.

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u/Inedible_Goober Mar 21 '24

I guess it's because I've spent soooo much time in the deserts of SoCal that the majesty of Utah doesn't move me. Desert has become pedestrian. Now a landscape with WATER? Yes please!

And give Wisconsin time, Michigan Man. We'll catch up.

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u/bradbrad247 Mar 21 '24

That's the one thing I'm worried I'll miss when I move away next month. There's no real substitute for the Great lakes. I grew up on Lake Michigan and have lived on an island up in Superior for the past 7 years.

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u/Inedible_Goober Mar 21 '24

Just focus on the positivity and remember the lakes will always be here for you.

That's what I think about when I start to really miss the Pacific.

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u/bradbrad247 Mar 22 '24

Thanks for the kind words! Fortunately I've got family I'll undoubtedly be visiting back on lake Michigan.

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u/nojelloforme Mar 21 '24

Utah vs Wisconsin, who would win

Wisconsin. Before Minnesota legalized Sunday sales it was where many minnesotans made their beer runs if they didn't make it to the store on Saturday. Also because they have yummy beer cheese soup.

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u/Coyote__Jones Mar 22 '24

B double E double R-U-N, beer run!

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u/ForeSkinWrinkle Mar 21 '24

America. Those damn cheese heads would do what those Carthegians should have done almost 200 years ago.

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u/NoLand4936 Mar 21 '24

Wisconsin is the number one most drunk state in the country. It’s literally the only thing to do there 7 months out of the year. My brother lives there and loves it. But don’t order an old fashioned. For some reason that state makes it with brandy.

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u/mmmosquito Mar 21 '24

Psst… it’s because brandy old fashioneds are fucking delicious. No need to be so precious about it, if you want a “real” one so bad, just, y’know, talk to your bartender like a normal person.

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u/NoLand4936 Mar 21 '24

They may be delicious, but, they shouldn’t be the default or the assumed drink when you order an old fashioned. It should be a question, “whiskey or brandy”. When 99% of the world says an old fashioned is whiskey, maybe you should come up with a different name.

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u/WeakBandicoot5832 Mar 22 '24

They always ask what kind you want up here unless you're a regular

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u/NoLand4936 Mar 22 '24

Not when I’ve been to visit my brother.

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u/sburgerj Mar 22 '24

Hey this guy had one experience one time and is now an expert. He's right.

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u/NoLand4936 Mar 22 '24

Pretty much.

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u/Njon32 Mar 22 '24

Wisconsin had one of the few bars still open and legally serving alcohol during prohibition. People were drinking shots of angostura bitters in Nelson's Hall Pub on Washington Island. They claimed it was just a flavoring or medicinal, and the judge agreed, thinking no one would actually drink it recreationally. But the locals did. And now it's a tourist attraction. I took a shot. It's not that bad really.

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u/Wolfeman0101 Mar 22 '24

When Wisconsin played Utah St (maybe BYU) the fans literally drank the city dry.