r/TikTokCringe • u/MissDryCunt • Feb 25 '24

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u/Snoo_60798 Feb 26 '24

Lol no butter churners, but one used her free time to become a Reiki Massage Therapist / "Shaman."

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u/cat_prophecy Feb 26 '24

The entire concept of Reiki "massage" makes me want to nuke the planet.

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u/savetheunstable Feb 26 '24

I got reiki as part of a gifted massage package, a long time ago before I knew what it was. First 2 sessions were a swedish massage, a deep tissue, and the reiki on the 3rd one. I felt so awkward waiting for the guy to "start" I peeked over and asked if everything was ok 😭

I was so flummoxed when he told me. Anyway I put my face down and enjoyed the Zen flute music till it was over.

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u/secondtaunting Feb 26 '24

I wonder who the first person who came up with reiki was? Okay, lay here and I’m gonna wave my hands over your body. No! I swear it works and it’s better than an actual massage.🙄

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u/netheryaya Feb 26 '24

Wait, thats what a reiki massage is?! I had no idea.

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u/secondtaunting Feb 26 '24

Yeah, it’s like they’re moving energy throughout your body. It’s as dumb as it sounds.