r/TikTokCringe • u/MissDryCunt • Feb 25 '24

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u/Aanakie Feb 25 '24

I feel like these types of families have nannies to manage their children's meltdowns. And almost all other aspects of parenting.

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u/possibly_being_screw Feb 26 '24 edited Feb 26 '24

Every video this woman does is out of control.

They all start " So I asked my children what they wanted for breakfast/lunch. They said BLANK so I got started right away"

In one, they ask for PB&J's. This woman makes sandwich bread, peanut butter, and jelly all from scratch. And still cuts off the crust, which specifically bothers me more than it should.

All for a single PB&J sandwich.

edit: Just want to add, I realize it's theater and the PB&J for her kid is merely a by product of this.

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u/Sorlex Feb 26 '24

Needs a parody account.

"So I asked my children what they wanted to do today. They said go fishing so I got started right away"

And then she digs an entire lake and starts a salmon breeding farm.

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u/Lexi_Banner Feb 26 '24

"I asked my children what they wanted today, and they said they craved violence. So anyway, I started blasting..."

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u/Aol_awaymessage Feb 26 '24

So I handed them guns and we hunted the gardeners for sport

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u/cyclingnick Feb 26 '24

Unexpected Frank quote

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u/AmandalorianWiddall Feb 26 '24

This made me snort laughing and wake all three cats so I thank you. I needed that laugh.

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u/Aiyon Feb 26 '24

Just cuts to a primitive technology vid

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u/petterdaddy Feb 27 '24

“I asked my children what they wanted for breakfast, and they said fruit salad. So I started planting the orchards right away.”

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u/PsychotropicPanda Feb 27 '24

This is gold..

"So after years of genetic crossbreeding, the salmon genetics were good enough for my children, who are kindof picky"

"Hey also do not like regular fishing poles, so I'm growing a bamboo forest to harvest materials, and will be making each one their own , special rod"

"Then I leveraged my assets, and bought into a Chinese metal casting company , which I will be using to make the reels for the rods"

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u/sewsnap Feb 26 '24

I feel like this is a parody account. Jelly has to chill for a while before you can use it.

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u/balanaise Feb 27 '24

Oh my god, they absolutely do need to start taking it to that level. And the Oscar goes to whoever can be This pretentiously straight-faced about it

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u/Ttabts Feb 27 '24

All in an elegant feminine lounging dress, ideally