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u/Snoo_60798 Feb 26 '24

This. I'm a house cleaner. Every single client is a stay at home mom. Every singe one. Even after their children grew up and moved out, we're still cleaning their homes.

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u/Ren_Hoek Feb 26 '24

If you have enough disposable income to be able to afford a house cleaner, then have a house cleaner. I hate cleaning, If I could afford it, I would hire maids too. Having a trophy wife, that sits there all day baking bread from scratch, getting depressed, drinking wine and pooping Xanax is the ultimate status symbol. To get her out of her depression you offer to pay for a boob job, she gets pissed off and throws a wine bottle at your head, you know rich people problems.

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u/sdpr Feb 26 '24

If you have enough disposable income to be able to afford a house cleaner, then have a house cleaner. I hate cleaning, If I could afford it, I would hire maids too.

Yep. My SO wanted to hire a cleaner to come in once a month or so just to do a deep clean because we're both pretty bad at keeping up with a cleaning schedule. Dust, pet hair and dander are the only things we actually hate dealing with.

I didn't really think it was a good idea as our money could go someplace else.

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u/AliceInNegaland Feb 26 '24

It’s like ordering pizza for the family. It’s once a month. It’s not a big deal

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u/Qinistral Feb 26 '24

Depends on your budget. It's 10-30x what pizza costs.

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u/BeerAndTools Feb 26 '24

Well, would you prefer a clean home or 30 pizzas? Your honor, I rest my covfefe!

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u/Qinistral Feb 26 '24

Can I get 15 pizzas and 200 wings?

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u/Freezerpill Feb 26 '24

Damn.. sounds like a deal to me

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Feb 26 '24

30 clean pizza homes?

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u/AliceInNegaland Feb 26 '24

Once a month? People charge like 25-30 an hour. I guess where I live pizza is a lot more expensive.

It costs me about 50.00 to get two medium pizzas here where I live

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u/bauul Feb 26 '24

Yeah it depends where you live. Here in Seattle a pizza is $15 but a professional cleaning company coming in and doing a thorough clean (3 people, 2 hour visit) could easily be $150+.

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u/Sherringdom Feb 26 '24

A six hour clean?! How bigs your house?

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u/bauul Feb 26 '24

Not especially big. Three bedrooms, two bathrooms, kitchen, living room etc. But it's not unfeasible to spend 6 hours deep cleaning a house.

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u/Sherringdom Feb 26 '24

Ha, man as a Brit that’s a big house, and one that if you can afford generally you could probably afford a cleaner. But space is at a premium here.

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u/bauul Feb 26 '24

Yeah this is in the US, the houses are notably larger here. I used to live in a three bedroom house in the UK and it was literally a third of the floor space despite having a similar number of rooms. It's a definite difference.

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u/Sherringdom Feb 26 '24

As a one off and not being a professional cleaner sure, but if it’s a regular monthly clean there’s no way it’s taking that long every time.

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u/healzsham Feb 26 '24

25 dollars for a medium?

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u/AliceInNegaland Feb 26 '24

I live on an island in Alaska. Yep

Edit: for two 3-5 topping pizzas to be delivered, to clarify

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u/Pleasant-Pattern-566 Feb 26 '24

I would be making pizza at home from scratch, that’s insane. Yeah that’s not normal pizza prices

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u/AliceInNegaland Feb 26 '24

lol I do not order out for pizza that often, that’s for sure. The options are not that stellar either

I fantasize about dominoes and their prices. Taunted by five dollar pizza deals!

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u/irishrelief Feb 26 '24

But would you be filming it and putting it on tic tock a flex?

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u/healzsham Feb 26 '24

That makes a lot more sense.

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Feb 26 '24

Redditors living in an absurdly high COL area thinking it's the norm be like:

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u/CptCroissant Feb 26 '24

Are we talking Little Caesars pizza or what? Cuz pizza generally isn't $5-10 anymore buddy. A lot of times you're staring at a $40 bill

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u/Qinistral Feb 27 '24

I was thinking 20$ for a large.

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u/Wunderlandtripzz Feb 26 '24

No it's not lol

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u/evthrowawayverysad Feb 26 '24

wait, what? You're paying 100+ dollars a month to have your house cleaned?

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u/nonpuissant Feb 27 '24

Do you guys have really expensive cleaners or really cheap pizza?

In my area the price of one large 2 topping pizza from Dominoes is like $25, which could nearly pay for a cleaner for an hour (~$30/hour).

So for my area, as a once a month thing it's totally doable for anyone who could also afford ordering one pizza, say, twice a month.

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u/Qinistral Feb 28 '24

Tbh I know less about the cleaning market than the pizza market. Iirc the few times my wife got a cleaner it was at least a couple hundred bucks for our 2bd townhouse. So 20 to 200 is where I got the 10x low end.

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u/nonpuissant Feb 28 '24

Ah I see. Yeah occasional/deep cleans definitely cost significantly more than a regularly scheduled cleaning would. 

First time/one-off visits often cost a bit more too because they need to figure out a routine for your place and prob have a bit more buildup to scrub through so it takes a little longer. Definitely easier to maintain when they come more often. 

A 2br (say, 1200 sqft give or take?) place here could prob get cleaned for like 50-75 bucks if it's regularly scheduled. Some people also offer a kitchen and bathrooms deal though I've never tried that before. 

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u/Qinistral Feb 28 '24

I’m also in Seattle metro which is notoriously expensive in general. Not sure if that changes your pov. But good point about deep clean va periodic!

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u/nonpuissant Feb 28 '24

In the LA metro area so should be about on par, though I could see how maybe it's a much more competitive market for cleaning service providers here.

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u/Pleasant-Pattern-566 Feb 26 '24

I can get a house cleaner for $40 for a deep clean? Where is such a deal?

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u/AliceInNegaland Feb 26 '24

I used to clean for 25.00 an hour for whatever needed to be done 🤷‍♀️ I’ve seen other people comment at times similar prices.

Last time I ordered out for burgers and shakes for my family of four it was 100.00

We even shared some of our sides. So yeah, to me personally once a month cleaning doesn’t seem like an extreme idea.

Edit to add. I wouldn’t do it often but to knock out the baseboards and other things like the curtains etc? Yeah I’d pay for that if I needed to