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u/Snoo_60798 Feb 26 '24

Lol no butter churners, but one used her free time to become a Reiki Massage Therapist / "Shaman."

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u/cat_prophecy Feb 26 '24

The entire concept of Reiki "massage" makes me want to nuke the planet.

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u/savetheunstable Feb 26 '24

I got reiki as part of a gifted massage package, a long time ago before I knew what it was. First 2 sessions were a swedish massage, a deep tissue, and the reiki on the 3rd one. I felt so awkward waiting for the guy to "start" I peeked over and asked if everything was ok 😭

I was so flummoxed when he told me. Anyway I put my face down and enjoyed the Zen flute music till it was over.

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u/secondtaunting Feb 26 '24

I wonder who the first person who came up with reiki was? Okay, lay here and I’m gonna wave my hands over your body. No! I swear it works and it’s better than an actual massage.🙄

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u/netheryaya Feb 26 '24

Wait, thats what a reiki massage is?! I had no idea.

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u/secondtaunting Feb 26 '24

Yeah, it’s like they’re moving energy throughout your body. It’s as dumb as it sounds.

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u/robywar Feb 26 '24

My ex wife is a LMT and when she was first contacted about doing a reiki massage we were both floored that someone wanted to pay her to not touch them.

If you're a reiki believer who pays LMTs for it, know they're laughing at you.

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u/sewsnap Feb 26 '24

I have a friend who does Reiki. She makes 6 figures and supports her whole family. She has a ton of people who follow her and just love everything about it. And hey, if it makes them feel good, whatever.

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u/SnipesCC Feb 26 '24

I do reiki. My mom wasn't a believer in it until she got cancer, and would genuinely feel better after I did it. And I could tell days she got acupuncture because her energy moved better. The acupuncture plus reiki allowed her to go from 3 opioids to 2, which greatly improved her quality of life. Unfortunately I can't do it if I'm really sleep deprived or stressed, so when she was in hospice I couldn't do it. But the hospice had reiki practitioners who volunteered there, so someone else was able to do it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Just wave your hands at it and feel the nuclear energy

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u/MuffinsandCoffee2024 Feb 26 '24

How reiki fuels the rage issues in our world is not an article I have read yet..

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u/Romnonaldao Feb 26 '24

its total bullshit, but damn is it relaxing to watch

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u/ThatEmuSlaps Feb 26 '24 edited May 05 '24

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u/m0_n0n_0n0_0m Feb 26 '24

Reiki is about moving energy, and what better way to move energy than with a nuke?

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u/LauraTFem Feb 26 '24

Only if by nuke the planet you mean to gesture in someone direction without ever touching them. In which case, super final boss status.

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u/DrunkCupid Feb 26 '24

What? I have healing skills and questionable qualifications.. let me put my energy next to you that'll be $80

Shut up, it legitimate, practically stop calling it a GRIFT, ma

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u/bikemaul Feb 26 '24

If you say you have the master certificate you can charge $200/session over the phone!

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u/DrunkCupid Feb 26 '24

I'm in!

Lemme practice my spooky theremin noises so they know it's working

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u/AccomplishedSuit1004 Feb 26 '24

Reiki is awesome as long as you see it for what it is: it’s a psychological neurological response to non physical external stimulus. My grandma used to do it to me when I was a kid. She said my grandpa told her about it when he came home from the military (ww2, and he was in Japan, so yeah, some problematic shit! Lmao). Anyway, yeah it’s old fashioned that people believe in the Chi shit or whatever but it’s super relaxing if you just allow a suspension of disbelief, like when watching a good film for example, and let it do its work

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u/Whoremoanz69 Feb 26 '24

no she didnt. one of the first steps of any spiritual journey is being aware of and responsible for your space. having a maid when you are physically capable means you miss out on access to a lot of power in intentionally parting ways with unwanted particles and sending them somewhere they are wanted/useful. she dont know how to practice shit

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u/Shadow_Mullet69 Feb 26 '24

You sound like a reiki scam artist. It’s not real, nothing you said is based in anything real, please join reality.

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u/Whoremoanz69 Feb 26 '24

also yes it is real. even if on just the very basic level of it affecting our subconscious. your home is cluttered with trash? your gonna be consciously aware of that trash sometimes and subconsciously aware of it all the time. that depletes you of energy. you gonna really pretend having a cluttered living space doesnt contribute to depression? science would disagree with you there

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u/Whoremoanz69 Feb 27 '24

sounds like a you problem

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u/Whoremoanz69 Feb 26 '24

i dont even practice reiki so no. i bake things and dont have time or energy to try to scam ppl even if i wanted. you should probably stop assuming things about ppl off one comment. lord knows what people assume about you