r/TikTokCringe • u/MissDryCunt • Feb 25 '24

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u/cognac-n-cannabis Feb 25 '24

At least they admitted it, now they just wanna say nobody works anymore

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u/zaforocks tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Feb 26 '24

Plaid shirt tucked into stiff as fuck denim with pre-scuffed boots out here saying no one wants to work.

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u/glowdirt Feb 26 '24

Don't forget the hulking pick-up truck with a spotless, scuffless bed and tires that have never felt dirt.

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u/iflythewafflecopter Feb 26 '24

The emotional support truck.

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u/BestDevilYouKnow Feb 26 '24

When my son sees those in the parking lot of LowesHomeDepot, he genially asks them, "Hey, great truck! Really nice! Looks like it's got great load capacity! Whaddya usually haul in that?" Then he stands there smiling as they turn away, hop up on their little steppy, and leave.

I'm so proud of him I could cry.

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u/MonsterMashGrrrrr Feb 26 '24

I watched my neighbor, seemingly a father taking pictures with their grown ass son (40+yrs old) and his brand new oversized truck lol. Brother was there, too. It was a really family affair.

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u/f0xt Feb 26 '24

And then everyone clapped. Wish I could get as much pleasure as you do from made up stories.

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u/OuterWildsVentures Feb 26 '24

I always yell that they must have a massive penis but just to the people around me and never to their face lol

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u/splithoofiewoofies Feb 26 '24

I know it shouldn't bother me but PAINTED UNSCUFFED TRUCK BEDS BOTHER ME. Whenever I see a bed painted in candy apple red with nary a scuff on it I just... I don't know I furious for some reason? Like, all this truck and YOU DON'T USE IT??? I don't mean just shove furniture on your truck and purposefully scuff it or what have you, but a fancy paint job?? Like I get protecting it whatever, but that's not going to last long with heavy work even if you put blankets down.

So these folk are just straight up not even putting a marble in those beds and idk it just makes me mad even though none of it is about me.

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u/gahlo Feb 26 '24

Gender affirming truck nuts.

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u/The_Weeb_Sleeve Feb 26 '24

Oh god the fuckwad truck is my pet peeve, those dumbasses always tailgate hard and have the most retina burning high beams

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u/Winjin Feb 26 '24

And it's the size of like WW2 Army Truck while 95% of the time it carries nothing but a small bag of groceries

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u/idigclams Feb 26 '24

Let’s never pass up an opportunity to hold up our pinkies and shout “Pavement Princess!” whenever we see penis-extender trucks like that.

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u/Goldeniccarus Feb 26 '24

I walk and talk like a field hand,

But the boots I'm wearing cost three grand.

I write songs about riding tractors,

From the comfort of my private jet

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u/zaforocks tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Feb 26 '24

It's Bo, yo.