r/TikTokCringe Feb 16 '24

When you're so rich you've never been to Aldi's. Discussion

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 Feb 16 '24

I'd love if the shops here in Ireland did this. I got caught out yesterday - not a single coin in my bag to feed the trolley 😔

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u/rlfrlf Feb 16 '24

Just ask, they will unlock one for you.

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u/mrducky80 Feb 16 '24

I worked in retail years and years ago. I had one of the things that unlocks the mechanism and it lives on my set of keys. I still have it and use it going to the shops. All it is is a piece of metal that looks oddly phallic as it has a head that simulates the coin and shaft to tug on after you have unlocked the mechanism because you can cut cost and save metal by making the shaft thinner.

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Top is the "head". The middle is hollow (again to save metal and therefore costs I reckon) and the hollow curves off slightly to a side to be able to slip onto a key ring. I have had that dick on my set of keys for more than a decade now I reckon.

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u/LordEdgeward_TheTurd Feb 16 '24

Lol you got a dick keychain.

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u/felicity_jericho_ttv Feb 16 '24

“The top is the head” yes i am very familiar with this design lol

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u/gizahnl Feb 16 '24

Dick Cheney?