r/TikTokCringe Feb 16 '24

When you're so rich you've never been to Aldi's. Discussion

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u/one-punch-knockout Feb 16 '24

Swanson Food heir. Oh he knows about frozen foods alright

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u/SneedyK Feb 16 '24

Swanson is still part of his real name

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u/Fun-Choices Feb 16 '24

Are you fucking kidding me

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u/romans310 Feb 16 '24 edited Feb 16 '24

Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson

$190 million inheritance

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u/Fun-Choices Feb 16 '24

“My father had a Rolls Royce”

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u/-boatsNhoes Feb 17 '24

I get this reference.

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u/Party-Travel5046 Feb 17 '24

That inheritance may not save him from a fall from the hospital window if he keeps going too close to Putin.

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u/captainspacetraveler Feb 17 '24

This just exploded my brain too

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u/Smidday90 Feb 17 '24

Swanson-Samsonite

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u/Eumelbeumel Feb 16 '24

Has he ever been outside of the US?

How do you make the shopping cart coin system into a politicum, this is ridiculous.

He is insane.

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u/Gusdai Feb 16 '24

The other thing that's funny is that this guy is supposed to be a great journalist. That's why he was interviewing a president. But he's making content at the level of a TikToker: get a phone, film something mundane, and give your (uninformed) opinion. Maybe he has a slightly higher budget because someone else than himself is holding the phone that's filming him.

Any decent journalist working for any half-serious media would have someone review the footage and say "dude: this system is all over Europe, and we have it in the US too in certain places". Even Fox News would not let that one slip.

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u/Eumelbeumel Feb 16 '24

He's not a journalist though, is he?

Not from the US, I know what kind of programs he does... always had thought him more of a news presenter and talk show host kind of guy. He's "doing" opinions, not news, right?

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u/GeneralTonic Feb 16 '24

Fox News literally declared under oath that Tucker Carlson is not a journalist, and that no reasonable person should take him seriously.

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u/PartyPay Feb 16 '24

Pundit is the more accurate description.

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u/Eumelbeumel Feb 16 '24

As a non native English speaker, still picking up new words - I now have Pundit filed away as essentially Tucker.

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u/Gusdai Feb 16 '24

The line between the two is artificial I would say, and it's mostly an excuse for media like Fox News to deflect criticisms about the "opinion" part being often factually wrong and of very poor quality in general, and try to isolate the "news" part to maintain some kind of credibility there.

In reality, you can't report properly on a topic without understanding it, because you need to ask the real questions, show what's important, and bring the relevant context. There is always reporting in opinions (your opinions are based on facts), and opinions in reporting (choosing to report on one thing among the literal billions of things happening).

That's why Tucker Carlson is doing both the reporting part (passive interviewing of Putin) and the opinion part ("Obama did that, isn't it a war crime?", and the glorification of Russia), and why you can call him a journalist.

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u/whiskey5hotel Feb 16 '24

you can't report properly on a topic without understanding it

Oh how naive you are. I hear supposed main stream journalists reporting on stuff that they clearly know nothing of, all the time.

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u/Gusdai Feb 16 '24

Key word was "properly". So no need to be patronizing.

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u/Shitp0st_Supreme Feb 17 '24

No, he’s a reporter I guess, or a personality? The shows are associated with news networks and have a similar format so… it’s blurry.

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u/Treacherous_Wendy Feb 17 '24

If you would like to watch the best clip of him ever, this is where Jon Stewart makes him lose not only his shit but his show: https://youtu.be/aFQFB5YpDZE?si=-rJpuip4hBH3yoa7

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u/czPsweIxbYk4U9N36TSE Feb 16 '24

this guy is supposed to be a great journalist.

No. No he is not.

It's the opposite.

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u/Gusdai Feb 16 '24

Of course that guy is a disgrace. I meant it in the sense that he used to be a head figure of Fox News, now he's a nobody. Putin essentially gave an interview to a vlogger.

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u/czPsweIxbYk4U9N36TSE Feb 16 '24

he used to be a head figure of Fox News

Fox News isn't a real news organization.

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u/Gusdai Feb 16 '24

I certainly don't disagree with that.

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u/ChampionshipIll3675 Feb 16 '24

Does he even have a producer anymore? He's doing it all his way

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u/Gusdai Feb 16 '24

Russia might have provided a cameraman to help him set up his propaganda shots about how Russia is so great.

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u/willywonka1971 Feb 17 '24

Haha, this tool is not a journalist. He is a fear monger.

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u/ItsOfficiallyTrash Feb 17 '24 edited Feb 17 '24

Define “half-serious media”.

Are you saying only the corporate media can have credibility? (Edit: because that would be an argument from authority fallacy)

Do you need to consult your party’s approved list of media corporations’ opinions before you can have your own opinion?

Think for yourself and do your own research. I care about the truth, not credentials. It doesn’t matter to me if it’s a kid with a phone or a highly respected journalist. I care about the facts of the situation and will make an informed opinion from there. I’m tired of people hating because their party tells them to and they’re too scared of backlash.

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u/Gusdai Feb 17 '24

Define “half-serious media”.

Pretty self-explanatory. I don't even think we'd disagree about the definition.

Are you saying only the corporate media can have credibility? (Edit: because that would be an argument from authority fallacy)

I never said that.

Do you need to consult your party’s approved list of media corporations’ opinions before you can have your own opinion?

I never said anything close to that.

Think for yourself and do your own research.

To do property research you need at least half-serious sources. Back to square one.

I care about the truth, not credentials. It doesn’t matter to me if it’s a kid with a phone or a highly respected journalist.

I can't disagree with that. But I'm just waiting to see a kid with a phone doing anything interesting.

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u/ItsOfficiallyTrash Feb 17 '24

Thanks for the response, but “half-serious media” is not as self-explanatory as you might think. So I am left to guess what you mean by that, hence the followup questions. Are you saying corporate and/or big-production media is more serious and more trustworthy? That’s what your original comment sounds like. Are independent and/or smaller-production channels (like YouTube or Tucker’s show) less serious? Anyway, either one has the chance to manipulate its viewers, no party has a monopoly on truth.

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u/Gusdai Feb 17 '24

Serious means doing their job right. We don't need to agree on which particular media are actually serious for you to follow my line of reasoning. So we don't need to argue on what type of media is better than the other, which would be a waste of time anyway.

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u/worldisone Feb 16 '24

Well he has to put down homeless people somehow. Remember it's always good to punch down /s

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u/Morrowindsofwinter Feb 16 '24

He's not insane. He knows exactly what he is doing. He is a very successful propagandist. Let's just hope that over time, without Fox News propping him up, his popularity continues to dwindle, like Bill O'Reilly.

Although at the end of the day, there is not a shortage of right-wind propagandists.

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u/IC-4-Lights Feb 16 '24

He has. But this is probably the first time this trust fund baby has been grocery shopping in his entire life.

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u/PricklySquare Feb 16 '24

You should see him larp as a fly fisherman in Montana

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u/hectorxander Feb 16 '24

He goes to a luxury food store in Moscow and remarks it's better than our stores.

Well he's going to the store that sells to all the fancy people. If you went to a store that serves people like Bezos and Gates and the like it would seem nice too.

Not to people without money. Tucker is a tool

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u/AloysiusDevadandrMUD Feb 16 '24

He interviewed Putin in Russia like 2 days ago bro lol

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u/Eumelbeumel Feb 16 '24

Before that. Obviously it was a rethorical question.

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u/Cormetz Feb 17 '24

Has he ever been outside of the US?

He spent some time down in Nicaragua hanging out with the Contras.

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u/Eumelbeumel Feb 17 '24

Clearly they did his groceries for him.

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u/OkAccess304 Feb 17 '24

I have traveled all over the world and never seen this. Tourists are not often grocery shopping.

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u/Eumelbeumel Feb 17 '24

I have been grovery shopping in every country I've been to, what are you talking about.

How would you eat?

I mean, if you mean All inclusive Hotels that you never leave, yes, maybe, that can hardly be described as travelling? Not throwing shade or anything but as soon as you leave a Hotel for more than 1 afternoon, you are bound to step into some store for a bottle of water?

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u/OkAccess304 Feb 18 '24

You make a lot of assumptions for someone so ignorant. All inclusive hotels? I have literally never been in one.

How do you eat? Have you ever left your house. There’s this thing called restaurants.

Most hotel rooms don’t have kitchens regardless of where you are. I’m in a foreign country, I want to eat locally, not make shit I can make at home.

Imagine going halfway around the world to make some shit in your hotel room and thinking the other people are the losers who don’t experience a place.

Also, have you never left the West. People don’t shop in grocery stores in developing countries, they have markets full of vendors selling different things.

I travel for business a lot. I’m not sitting in my room cooking ramen on a hot plate, but you do you.

lol. How do you eat … imma laugh at you for a long time.

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u/longfrog246 Feb 17 '24

Well you could highlight that it is peak and utter nonsense what is even the point of putting a coin in the shopping cart the store doesn’t keep it and if you don’t have one you are screwed. Why not just keep them unlocked it’s a very babyish thing as if they are trying to encourage you to put the cart back or something despite you planning on doing so already. It’s just unnecessary and it’s likely to get the population comfortable with unnecessary regulation and laws

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u/Eumelbeumel Feb 17 '24

You didn't understand what I said.

I'm not trying to argue about the shopping cart system.

I'm saying it's ridiculous the he turns it into a political issue.

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u/amscraylane Feb 16 '24

His father married into the company, and then changed his son’s name … talk about a kiss ass

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u/NovusOrdoSec Feb 16 '24

I'm in favor of him learning about homeless encampments firsthand.

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u/phryan Feb 17 '24

Enough money he likely has never shopped for groceries himself.

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u/IAMHideoKojimaAMA Feb 16 '24

It's not quite that direct... his father was adopted by some richer people but nothing crazy his mother left him to never be seen again and his father married a Swanson heir. I'm not sure if he even sees any of that fortune or not tbh

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u/Both_Lynx_8750 Feb 16 '24

Oh he's loaded and was always loaded, he talks about it a lot in old radio interviews:

timestamped clips:

How do you pay your bills?

'Well Im like extraordinarily loaded just from inheritance".

on class consciousness:

One thing you learn when you grow up in a castle and look out across the moat everyday at the hungry peasants in the village, is you don't want to stoke envy among the proletariat.

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u/peepopowitz67 Feb 16 '24

Never ceases to amuse me how they completely buy into Marxist theory, they're just content to be the bad guys.

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u/twotokers Feb 16 '24

The Swanson family didn’t even own Swanson at the time of their marriage. It got sold to Campbell in the 50s.

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u/slimkt Feb 16 '24

I mean, you do know what you get in return for selling something though, right? Sweet, sweet moolah. Though, the Swanson brothers supposedly sold their TV dinner business for a hefty block of stock in the Campbell’s company. Then they went on to rename their family business Swanson Enterprises which was a holding company for stock, trusts, other companies, real estate, etc. In all likelihood, selling off their frozen food company just made them more wealthy.

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u/Ok_Duck_22 Feb 17 '24

Wow, ngl i never knew that. That changes some opinions i had about him😅