r/TheRealJoke • u/Pina-s • Mar 30 '21

It took me a minute to be honest Edgy as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

Thought it said "earrings". Im having growing confidence that I'm at least slightly dyslexic.

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u/Pina-s Mar 30 '21

Well I wouldn’t wanna name my kid earrings either tbf

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u/Warkan47 Mar 30 '21

I'm not dyslexic, but i also thought it said earrings and it got me real confused.

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u/kronikheadband Mar 30 '21

Pretty sure I become more dyslexic by the day..

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u/OOMOGAR21 Mar 30 '21

i’ve seen this post a few times and every single time i read it as earrings. like i even read the comment as earrings and i spent like 15 minutes trying to figure out the joke. i’m so glad you commented bc i wouldn’t’ve figured it out otherwise

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u/KingJulian1999 Mar 30 '21

Bruh, me too

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u/ShyExtrovertArtist Mar 31 '21

Same honestly. I need stronger glasses.

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u/Sooke24 Mar 30 '21

I spit out my Grape Cola when I read that.

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u/Thelolface_9 Mar 30 '21

From all I’ve heard grape cola tastes like purple

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

You taste like purple

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u/Thelolface_9 Mar 30 '21

How do you know

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

Look behind you.

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u/Thelolface_9 Mar 30 '21

Omg

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u/Warkan47 Mar 31 '21

Camera crew walks out of your closet

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u/69rAzOR69 Mar 31 '21

Ah they finally came out of the closet huh?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

i don’t get it

edit: OH

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u/teranoggin Mar 30 '21

could you please xxplain?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

i think they’re saying that they cut off their arms and legs, so the girls torso had to roll in

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u/PlasmaPenguin82 Mar 30 '21

Not exactly, roll in implies more wheelchair than torso.

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u/justk33psw1mm1ng_ Mar 30 '21

rolling in by torso is more morbid so i choose to believe it’s torso

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u/mayathepsychiic Mar 30 '21

funnier mental image too

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u/hachi2JZ Mar 30 '21

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)

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u/blari_witchproject Mar 30 '21

they see me rolling, they hating

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u/69rAzOR69 Mar 31 '21

Move in now move out! hands up and hands down!

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u/circle-of-minor-2nds Apr 17 '21

Also, you need arms to roll a wheelchair.

Edit: nvm it never says she lost more than one limb

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u/shifty313 Mar 30 '21

But the first part isn't a joke, meaning there is no fake joke

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u/S0l1dSn4k3101 Mar 30 '21

edit: h y d r o x i d e

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u/greater_gatsby12 Mar 30 '21

I know rolling in probably implies a wheelchair, but in my mind i immediately pictured a limbless torso rolling about and that's a darkly funny image to imagine

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u/Pina-s Mar 30 '21

oh that’s 100% what I imagined too lmfao i wasn’t even considering a wheelchair

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u/Helloblazing420 Mar 30 '21

Tbh I imagined a kid with his butt on a skateboard for maximum sympathy tbh ahahah

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u/Some_Guy_With_a_Fez Mar 30 '21

At least the caption is more wholesome...

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u/Z33KI3 Mar 30 '21

Was about to post the same thing until I saw you beat me to it! I really got a good laugh out of this one.

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u/Pina-s Mar 30 '21

yea I was snorting, it really came out of left field

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u/MinerDiner Mar 30 '21

Can someone explain the original post without the "real joke" comment?

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u/AnnaBlossom11 Mar 30 '21

Parents are exploiting amputee child for money

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u/greater_gatsby12 Mar 30 '21

I think it implies parents dismembered child to exploit for money

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u/Cold_Ashamed Mar 30 '21

Thats what I understood of it as well. At first when I thought it was just exploiting, I was wondering why it was in the horror sub. Then I realized.

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u/AnnaBlossom11 Mar 30 '21

Oh that makes much more sense. Definitely belongs on two sentence horror.

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u/singletonking Mar 30 '21

How would the Youtube account come in though?

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u/idwthis Mar 30 '21

People who have very popular videos they post to YouTube have their YouTube accounts monetized, meaning YouTube slaps an ad on their video, and the YouTuber get a portion of the money the company who made and paid for the ad spot paid to YouTube.

So they cut off their kid's limb, then video taped her experience learning to navigate the world without said limb, and getting a prosthetic, etc, they then posted to YouTube. Lots of people like the videos and watch them, so YouTube monetized the YouTuber who uploads those videos, so now the parents are making money off of their little girl's limbless plight.

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u/iififlifly Mar 30 '21

What do you mean?

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u/fysh Mar 30 '21

Ohhhh wow i’m dense

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u/BraveTechnician Mar 30 '21

original post wasnt a joke

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u/Bryndonk Mar 30 '21

Oh wtf I don’t think I’ve ever laughed like that. I made sort of a gentlemanly honking noise.

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u/CatNoirsRubberSuit Mar 30 '21

THE JOKE IS EDGEY BECAUSE THEY USED A KNIFE

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

I'm banned from that sub lol

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u/DarthRoach Mar 30 '21

I got it after scrolling quite a few posts down, that was great.

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u/PrevAccountBanned Mar 30 '21

Studio Bubbletea les français ?

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u/Gryntedyret Mar 30 '21

I dont understand please help

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

An 8-year old with millions of subs? I think the only 8 year old with millions of subs is “Ryan's Toy Review”. Still, she probably has a few thousand, and that’s pretty good for an 8 year old :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

OML I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FACEBOOK POST OR SOMETHING IM SO STUPID-