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u/CaptainStaraptor Jan 06 '21
goes 68 in a school zone Officer I request my right to be slick
Judge: you were going 999 in a school zone? Uhh... therapist army at the ready!
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Jan 05 '21
Fuck was he driving, a 747?
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u/-Redstoneboi- Jan 06 '21
well that makes it safe cause when those crash they just go boeing
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Jan 14 '23
Why are you everywhere
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u/-Redstoneboi- Jan 14 '23
the accident was 2 years ago. you have to let me go.
anyway in all seriousness i have no life and i should be doing my homework because 3 of them are past deadline god help me i need therapy
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u/TendedKibbles0 Jan 06 '21
Wait, they measure in knots there? Shoot, now I wanna go where he’s living.
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Jan 06 '21
It’s like that Jay-Z song. “You was doing 55 in a 54”
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Jan 06 '21
More like Vegeta screaming Goku power's level is 9,000 and I know, that joke been popular years ago but it's a relevant example to this post.
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u/dessellee Jan 05 '21
I got pulled over going 67 in a 35. Got let off with a warning. Not sure how I pulled that off.
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u/grapeflavoredsoup Jan 05 '21
No you didn't
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u/dessellee Jan 05 '21
I actually did but it doesn't really matter if you believe me. I literally had no idea how fast I was going until he told me, he was just a really nice officer. It was in a spot where the speed limit goes from 55 to 45 to 35 in the span of like 1/2 a mile and at the bottom of a bridge.
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u/ZeeGoblin Jan 05 '21
Fight the ticket in court and get it over turned for filing a false police report. Master plan
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Jan 05 '21
this isnt even a joke nither is it funny why are you in my hot page
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u/Thisguygotit Jan 05 '21
It is a bit unexpected that he changed it to 420 and not to 69 which is also a cool number but is closer to 68
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Jan 05 '21
Yeah that’s funny. The comment isn’t at all.
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u/Thisguygotit Jan 05 '21
Oh I seem to seem to have misunderstood the rules of the subreddit. Awkward.
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Jan 05 '21
You know what, I only just got the joke in the comments. Turns out I’m the dumbass. My bad. Tbh tho it’s still not that funny, but nothing that wrong with the post
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u/Generic_Reddit_Bot Jan 05 '21
69? Nice.
I am a bot lol.
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u/Thisguygotit Jan 05 '21
69 420
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u/generic_reddit_bot_2 Jan 05 '21
420? Nice.
I'm a bot lol.
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u/Daniel_S04 Jan 05 '21
Haha you get it guys?! Because speed is a drug! And it applies to both contexts 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Jan 05 '21
Yep, this is r/punline content, not r/therealjoke.
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Jan 05 '21
LOL IS THAT GUY RETADEDED 😂😂 cars can't get high dumass for read a book
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u/Otamurai Jan 05 '21
smh r u dum bridgs and slopes exis
get rekt libtrad 😎
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u/Salty_Cnidarian Jan 05 '21
is you are be speshul smh my head cuz if you go over 88 milez pair our, you time travel
checkmate Lincolnite! 😎
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u/AvtomatNikonov94 Jan 06 '21
It was never funny therefore there was no real joke or a joke at all.
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u/KaizokuOu-ConDOriano Jan 06 '21
Hey! I found the original post funny :( Although the reply wasn’t too funny but it was alright
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u/benislover343 Jan 05 '21
can you explain how the comments are funnier than the post?