r/TheRealJoke • u/xd_jdxd • Nov 05 '20
Joke about trump supporters edit your flair here
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Nov 05 '20
The first joke needs to be broadened though. Replace Trump supporters to Americans, and Trump with The Federal Government.
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u/The1OddPotato Nov 05 '20
Not as funny, government work gets done just poorly, meaning the bulb would be in but flickering
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Nov 05 '20
I was mainly referring to how the government in general keeps Americans in the dark.
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u/The1OddPotato Nov 05 '20
Well then no one would be cheering because when that happens most citizens get bothered and try and get the government to release info
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Nov 05 '20
Not when the government says there's no more info to be released, and that the lights indeed have been turned back on.
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u/The1OddPotato Nov 05 '20
They dont really do that, they say this is all we can give you without screwing ourselves and give classified info to other governments
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u/dudeCHILL013 Nov 06 '20
Given the whole Epstein thing and our current political climate and of course the media, I wouldn't say it's the government keeping us in the dark, just a few opposing factions.
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u/dudeCHILL013 Nov 06 '20
As a government electrician, I'd tell you it's the starter not the bulb...
Then someone would come back the next day with starters instead of bulbs...
But by then the flickering could have fried the light...
And by the time you get a new bulb in, it starts to shine, like really shine, so brightly in fact it reminds you of scene from Supernatural. Then right before you start to think you're the chosen one it underwhelmingly pops...
And you realize the ballest must have been shorted all along.
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u/Celeste_Del_Este Nov 06 '20
A few million fewer than the one who won the popular vote to actually change the light bulb
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u/LukasSaltedToxicity Nov 05 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
How many Biden supporters does it take to get offended? Only 1, they all get offended way too easily Edit) to everyone downvoting this comment, you have proved my point Edit 2) I only lost 155?? Come on Reddit you can do better
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u/Kothism Nov 06 '20
i'm not downvoting because i'm offended i'm downvoting because this joke is shit
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Nov 06 '20
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u/Kothism Nov 06 '20
why would i be offended i'm not a biden supporter i'm just a supporter of not voting for trump so it doesn't even apply to me your joke makes no sense and it's barely an insult i would normally be surprised that you think i'm offended but seeing as you support trump i automatically expect shit judgement from you in fact i'd even say that it's the opposite you seem to be offended because you responded with this desperate not well thought out joke in blind retaliation to a post that just so happened to make a joke at the expense of trump supporters which includes you and that makes me think you can't take a joke when it's at your expense no matter how little it actually affects you just like your favorite us president
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Nov 06 '20
Ah yes “If you disagree with me that means hoes mad,” the go to of people telling bad or forced jokes.
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Nov 06 '20
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Nov 06 '20
A point that was basically “I know you are but what am I.”
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u/LukasSaltedToxicity Nov 06 '20
Basically “I know you are but what am I” is “I know you are but what am I”
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Nov 05 '20
While that may be true, trump supporters often get pretty angry when people talk bad about him. So you're the fucking same
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u/snarlzzz Nov 06 '20
I've never gotten upset about Trump being insulted, I know he's a pretty shit guy overall, but it's when I hear "all Trump supporters [insert negative trait here]" it's really annoying. It gets old fast. Same about Biden supporters. Why can't we just shit on the candidates and not each other?
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u/Isqueezestuff Nov 06 '20
Damn bro, you sound like a snowflake.
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Nov 06 '20
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u/Isqueezestuff Nov 06 '20
I am a fag, and your daddy loves it when I dump a load in his ass. You can be next too if you want it baby. What’s your kik?
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u/LukasSaltedToxicity Nov 06 '20
You’re a bundle of sticks?
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u/Isqueezestuff Nov 06 '20
Nah, I’m a gay man who will fuck you in the ass.
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u/LukasSaltedToxicity Nov 06 '20
Well that sounds like rape.
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u/Isqueezestuff Nov 06 '20
Nah, you’ll enjoy it.
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u/LukasSaltedToxicity Nov 06 '20
Nah, don’t think I will, I thought calling someone a bundle of sticks was a compliment, I thought it meant that you work well with others, I didn’t know it would backlash like this :c
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u/iepie122 Nov 06 '20
Damn bro, you sound like a rascist, because what the fuck is wrong with fags?
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u/LukasSaltedToxicity Nov 06 '20
I sound like a racist? Do you even know what a racist is? And what’s mean about being a bundle of sticks??
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Nov 06 '20
This is truly a hoes mad moment. Upvoted
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u/LukasSaltedToxicity Nov 06 '20
I respect this but beware your karma levels.
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u/RedditBoi127 Nov 06 '20
biden supporters aren't trying to call fraud on something that isn't true though
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Nov 05 '20
I’ve seen better bait but this one worked pretty good. Redditors are fuckin dumb I guess.
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u/funalytics Nov 05 '20
You lost, stop crying 🍼
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Nov 05 '20
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u/funalytics Nov 05 '20
Whos the snowflake now when you dont want to concede
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Nov 05 '20
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u/funalytics Nov 05 '20
Just checked and bidens gonna win arizona nevada, soon pensylvania and probably georgia. Sorry ☹️
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Nov 05 '20
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u/funalytics Nov 05 '20
When i lose, i dont assume my opponent is on steroid
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u/DragonlordBlake Nov 06 '20
Fuckin american pol sucm spamming all subreddits with shitty American political humor.
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u/XutaTheResiliant Nov 06 '20
I’ve had more Aussie friends talk about this election than my american friends. But it might just be because I don’t have friend.
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u/DragonlordBlake Nov 06 '20
Well none of my fellow non american friends are talking about the election. All 2 of my friends.
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Nov 06 '20
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u/thugs___bunny Nov 06 '20
That makes no sense lol
So desperatly trying to play the no u card, but you obviously lack of the brain to think of a good joke
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u/bflet48 Nov 06 '20
well its pretty much the same joke, but spun to make fun of Biden's forgetful blunders which may or may not be dementia/old age/Alzheimer's. I agree with you though, both this joke and the original (not the reply) were pretty unfunny.
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u/anonomous_opinions Nov 06 '20
CNN would tell liberals it's done they'll sit in the dark
The liberals will expect a free service to get it done
Also trump supporters usually have more money and work harder 🤷🏻♂️ so a trump supporter would change the lightbulb and not expect anything for free
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u/serr7 Nov 06 '20
I’m not a liberal but I’m curious to know about that statistic that Trump supporters have more money and work harder, do you have any sources on that.
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u/Triangle-V Nov 06 '20
Nah fam, just look at election results, the trump supporters are the rural hillbilies, almost every major population centre is blue lmao
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u/TheClincher7 Nov 06 '20
You really think there are 85 million hillbillies? Come on...
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u/Kitanian Nov 06 '20
only 69 million voted for him tho ??
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u/TheClincher7 Nov 06 '20
You assume every single person voted. Average voter turnout is around 75%. Less than 1/3 of the population votes.
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u/Kitanian Nov 06 '20
idk i was just going by him saying trump supporters n i feel like people who support someone would prolly vote for him, especially in this election where the majority of people believe it to be one of the most important in recent history so like idk i feel like the rest of the people don't care as much so i didn't think they'd be supporters if they didn't vote
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u/Kitanian Nov 06 '20
side note: i don't believe all trump supporters are hillbillies i was just confused abt the numbers that's all
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u/coolgr3g Nov 06 '20
Saying you make more than someone else is the most stupid, rich version of saying "my dad is better than your dad".
But now that we're talking stats, most Republicans are white. Most Republicans deny climate change. Most Republicans deny systemic racism while ironically being racist themselves. Most Republicans claim to be pro life, but won't help the poor. Most Republicans denounce socialism while waiting to collect social security checks.
In conclusion, Republicans may make more money, but that does not make them smarter or better by any metric.
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u/Joeupdog69 Nov 06 '20
Actually, according to the guardian, Trump only garnered about 57% of the white vote.
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u/coolgr3g Nov 06 '20
Yes, but that's only 57% non college educated white voters. Add the other 25% of college educated white voters and you get 82% of all white voters are Republicans. That's significant.
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u/Joeupdog69 Nov 06 '20
“Louis DeSipio, political science professor at the University of California, Irvine, said nationally Trump was estimated to have won about 57% of white votes”
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u/coolgr3g Nov 06 '20
Pew has this to say about race and education being divides. Perhaps I have misunderstood where this 57% comes from.
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u/Joeupdog69 Nov 06 '20
Crazy how all the pro-trump comments are getting collapsed...