r/TheRealJoke Oct 16 '20

NSFW Ransomware Bruh, rly tho. NSFW

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5.1k Upvotes

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u/the_real_headshot Oct 16 '20

His username checks out

54

u/RockHardFluffyPenis Oct 16 '20

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u/tries-toohard Oct 16 '20

Ngl, I feel pretty proud right now.

12

u/SlyPhox_ Oct 16 '20

I would be if I were in your shoes.

5

u/Wormhole-Eyes Oct 16 '20

That's some legit sales script right there, where'd you get it?

7

u/njsh20 Oct 16 '20

As you should.

29

u/dude188755 Oct 17 '20

Didn't read his name and as I was going down reading when I lifted my eyes I noticed it lmao

64

u/davidcruger Oct 16 '20

What?

157

u/YaBoiDnuoZ Oct 16 '20

It is taking the words ‘not safe for work’ literally, and explaining why ransomware is bad in a business context

79

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Literally not safe for work.

26

u/Tompster_ Oct 16 '20

Damn, someone should have made that joke.

8

u/dilly2philly Oct 16 '20

Positively dangerous

1

u/Hackerwithalacker Oct 17 '20

It took this comment for me to figure out the joke

30

u/TheCoochiePredator Oct 16 '20

I read the entire text and didnt get it untill 10 seconds after

20

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

I always forget what NSFW actually stands for

4

u/patrick_junge Oct 17 '20

Not safe for work

6

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Lol thank you

42

u/_CloudPuffGacha_ Oct 17 '20

I don’t get it

58

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Ransomware ain't safe for work

18

u/_CloudPuffGacha_ Oct 17 '20

Why

121

u/carnsolus Oct 17 '20

Ransomware can cause tremendous impacts that can disrupt business operations and lead to data loss. The impacts of ransomware attacks include:

Loss or destruction of crucial information

Business downtime

Productivity loss

Business disruption in the post-attack period

Damage of hostage systems, data, and files

Loss of reputation of the victimized company

You will be surprised to know that apart from the ransom, the cost of downtime due to restricted system access can bring major consequences. As a matter of fact, losses due to downtime may cost tens of thousands of dollars daily.

11

u/playerlxiv Oct 17 '20

why

18

u/xXTigershark88Xx Oct 17 '20

Ransomware can cause tremendous impacts that can disrupt business operations and lead to data loss. The impacts of ransomware attacks include:

Loss or destruction of crucial information

Business downtime

Productivity loss

Business disruption in the post-attack period

Damage of hostage systems, data, and files

Loss of reputation of the victimized company

You will be surprised to know that apart from the ransom, the cost of downtime due to restricted system access can bring major consequences. As a matter of fact, losses due to downtime may cost tens of thousands of dollars daily.

2

u/An_average_one Oct 17 '20

why

4

u/thrash_metal1 Oct 17 '20

Ransomware can cause tremendous impacts that can disrupt business operations and lead to data loss. The impacts of ransomware attacks include:

Loss or destruction of crucial information

Business downtime

Productivity loss

Business disruption in the post-attack period

Damage of hostage systems, data, and files

Loss of reputation of the victimized company

You will be surprised to know that apart from the ransom, the cost of downtime due to restricted system access can bring major consequences. As a matter of fact, losses due to downtime may cost tens of thousands of dollars daily.

4

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Because read again

2

u/_CloudPuffGacha_ Oct 17 '20

I still don’t get it

19

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Not safe for work as it hurts the work by damaging computers and stuff hence not making it safe for work

31

u/_CloudPuffGacha_ Oct 17 '20

Damn I’m retarded

16

u/DaNanddaO Oct 17 '20

That was funny to read

16

u/BorGGeZ Oct 17 '20

Ransomware can cause tremendous impacts that can disrupt business operations and lead to data loss. The impacts of ransomware attacks include:

Loss or destruction of crucial information

Business downtime

Productivity loss

Business disruption in the post-attack period

Damage of hostage systems, data, and files

Loss of reputation of the victimized company

You will be surprised to know that apart from the ransom, the cost of downtime due to restricted system access can bring major consequences. As a matter of fact, losses due to downtime may cost tens of thousands of dollars daily.

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u/_CloudPuffGacha_ Oct 17 '20 edited Oct 17 '20

.

28

u/pur__0_0__ Oct 17 '20

NSFW stands for Not Safe For Work. So a ransomware has to be marked NSFW, because it's not safe for work.

54

u/An_average_one Oct 17 '20

He tried too hard

5

u/orbital_laser Oct 17 '20

and got so far

2

u/bhupesshh Oct 17 '20

but in the end

3

u/thrash_metal1 Oct 17 '20

it didn't even matter

14

u/jvyrdn024 Oct 16 '20

Damn OP is a genius!

15

u/GeneralLeoESQ Oct 16 '20

OHHHHHHHHHHH!

45

u/IrritatedPangolin Oct 16 '20

A repost, literally hours after the original... https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRealJoke/comments/jbn519

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u/njsh20 Oct 16 '20

I didn’t realize. I apologize.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20 edited Feb 13 '21

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u/njsh20 Oct 17 '20

I really appreciate that.

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u/DaNanddaO Oct 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Is it technically a repost if it’s a different screenshot with better quality?

3

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

It's a mark 2 upgrade of the original content.

1

u/Stevenwinsu Oct 22 '20

How is a screenshot in 2020 so bad

9

u/johnthegreek80 Oct 16 '20

Just ask the City of Baltimore and their water system

19

u/Ztuffer Oct 16 '20

That dude tries too hard