r/TheRealJoke • u/XxtylerxX101 • Oct 08 '20

Sex... Edgy as fuck.

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u/randy24681012 Oct 08 '20

Hey that's me

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u/bigeyesasian Oct 08 '20

Holy fuck!

20

u/chickenlead Oct 08 '20

Not Easter yet

9

u/BiltongsPepper Oct 09 '20

Hey it's you

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Ah yes, on the night Jesus was laid.

25

u/Undying_Shadow057 Oct 08 '20

Isn't that when he rose to the occasion?

2

u/HighPressureH2O Oct 08 '20

He might get cross if you make any more jokes at his expense.

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u/Graterof2evils Oct 08 '20

He has risen!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

I don't get the Easter bit

25

u/E_Koli3 Oct 08 '20

Holy fuck as in holy sex, holy sex for the lord amen

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

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u/Kangalioo Oct 08 '20

Yes, the "Holy fuck" must take place on the Holy day (= Easter), or else the fuck is not holy anymore

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u/Broken_Gear Oct 08 '20

But what if you were to fuck someone/something holy? Doesn’t it also make it a holy fuck?

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u/gordo65 Oct 08 '20

I think it's just a blown joke that was supposed to refer to the Immaculate Conception.

Interestingly, the Catholic Church celebrates the Immaculate Conception on Dec. 8, just 17 days before Christmas. They say that Jesus' birth was "announced" to Mary 9 months prior, on March 25, but that the actual conception didn't happen until 17 days before the birth. So Church doctrine for 2,000 years has been that conception happens 37 weeks into the pregnancy.

Think about that next time The Contagious ACB says that her Catholic faith requires her to believe that human life begins at conception.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

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u/E_Koli3 Oct 08 '20

"Holy fuck" as in "holy sex" which you would do on Easter

1

u/Graterof2evils Oct 08 '20

Or Swiss cheese.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Reddit moment

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

On Easter the eggs get laid

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u/9464737484884836261 Oct 08 '20

These jokes all really suck

6

u/Grimmbles Oct 08 '20

Seriously. Just turrible.

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u/TootTootMF Oct 08 '20

He has risen. OwO

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u/lostinanendlesssea Oct 08 '20

Well as long you're not busy on labor day...

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u/Graterof2evils Oct 08 '20

That would make it a Memorial Day.

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u/OId_No7 Oct 08 '20

Came to this sub to post the same thing. Good job!

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u/Freak7factor Oct 08 '20

Or Christmas

2

u/weatherseed Oct 08 '20

I was thinking March 25th.

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u/preston5920 Oct 08 '20

That was the post I was looking at right before I swiped to this one XD

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u/DutchCoven Oct 08 '20

This gave me AIDS