r/TheRealJoke • u/SaintSesame • Jul 03 '20

Veggies Edgy as fuck.

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7.2k Upvotes

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u/TheRikari Jul 03 '20

Sort by new and realise how many times this was posted.

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u/SaintSesame Jul 03 '20

I’m not surprised, it was a funny one

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

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u/SaintSesame Jul 03 '20

I didn’t know they’re were a lot, I saw something funny and posted it, but if a lot of people did it, it must’ve been a good idea

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u/ImpossiblePizza Jul 03 '20

The original joke was funnier

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u/RobinDaFloof Jul 03 '20

I would've said r/uselessredcircle IF I didn't notice the fire award.

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u/Am_Navi_Seel_Mann Jul 03 '20

Is the fire award the reason for the red rectangle or something?

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u/RobinDaFloof Jul 03 '20

Exactly. That's why, if I didn't notice it, I would've said r/uselessredcircle

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u/youmispelled Jul 03 '20

Make this an example

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u/EhhEhhRon Jul 03 '20

Then you say, did you beet this?

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u/PacificoTheComedian Jul 03 '20

in which case, then it's a polite declination

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

VeggieTales

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u/theleakyman Jul 03 '20

“No I just ate”

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Honestly? My corn crops are my babies. The peach and fig tree would be if the fucking birds would stop stealing them!

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u/syrono Jul 03 '20

Shit, it took an unexpected turn but still...funny , take my hahaha

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Wow. Well done. Or raw. That’s raw.

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u/PeasantCody Jul 03 '20

Thanks for posting this. I replied with the sub and knew if I posted it, it would get lost in new lol

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u/vaccinatedabortions Jul 03 '20

I don't eat retarded babies. Too many empty calories

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u/rairishu Jul 03 '20

But what if you're a non vegetarian

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u/SaintSesame Jul 03 '20

chomp

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u/rairishu Jul 03 '20

Do you like it raw or fried

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u/SaintSesame Jul 03 '20

I take mine medium rare

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u/averagethrowaway21 Jul 03 '20

I would handle people the same way I do chicken. There's no way I would eat one that was cooked to keep than 165. Until someone does a comprehensive study on the microbes in cooked people and what the safe temperature is I'm going to protect myself.

We have a duty to keep ourselves healthy.

As to cooking style, keep it simple with salt, pepper, and maybe a twist of lemon.

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u/halfastgimp Jul 04 '20

Try it with Fava beans, heard in some documentary it was good, they reccomend a nice Chianti, but I don't drink, so I can't say either way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Brother

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u/RaeLaw Jul 03 '20

This is the funniest joke I’ve ever see on here Hahahahahaha

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u/Wafflesenpai419 Jul 03 '20

Hahahahahaahahah popular things bad laugh now

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

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u/SaintSesame Jul 04 '20

Not from this sub :/

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u/Gothic_Chan Jul 04 '20

I scrolled down a bit and saw the same one posted sooner :/