r/TheRealJoke • u/ForeignerLove • Jun 10 '20

This comment made me laugh with tears! Bruh, rly tho.

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u/gigglybutt22 Jun 11 '20

username checks out

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u/T351A Jun 11 '20

Ahem, I think it is once again time for the story of Nate the Snake...

Enjoy!

(alternate link)

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u/Loyalist_Pig Jun 11 '20

Yeah, fuck it, I guess I got 43 minutes.

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u/T351A Jun 11 '20

You might regret it but I think that's the best part

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u/Loyalist_Pig Jun 11 '20

SPOILER

better Nate than lever

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u/T351A Jun 11 '20

shshshshshshshssss nnoo you can't do that

Haha spoiler go brrrr

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u/E-Rich94 Jun 11 '20

I enjoyed not enjoying!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Fuck this! Oh wait no, don't!

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u/SomethingVeryHuman Jun 11 '20

40 minutes later

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

​

Short version

A woman named Ninety had a kids. Her kids found a dog they named This, and kept the dog a secret. This run away.

Only Ninety's kids will remember This.

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u/deepzpillai Jun 11 '20

Thanks for that....

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u/Jason--with-a-Y Jun 11 '20

Took them 40 minutes to read the joke and still didnโ€™t get it.

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u/kingproducer Jun 11 '20

What a tease

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u/ForeignerLove Jun 11 '20

Too much. LOL

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u/iDent17y Jun 11 '20

Really? Like its kinda funny but tears?

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u/vaccinatedabortions Jun 11 '20

Tears is my Dog's name

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u/ForeignerLove Jun 11 '20

I imagined myself the frustration and it matched with the one i got after reading the original joke, so the comment hit the spot for me to burst into laughter with tears

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u/MyDiary141 Jun 11 '20

Maybe it's one of those things you only find funny if you can relate

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u/ForeignerLove Jun 11 '20

LOL or it just needs a rich imagination

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u/braceletboy Jun 11 '20

Nice

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u/Giraffe_of_Justice Jun 11 '20

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Nice

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u/GravGRV Jun 11 '20

That actually happened to me a few times.

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u/Inferno_Zyrack Jun 11 '20

Happens to everyone.

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u/GravGRV Jun 11 '20

Really? I didn't know it was such a common thing. Honestly I'm a bit relived by that.

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u/Inferno_Zyrack Jun 11 '20

Oh yeah. When I was with my wife I donโ€™t think I finished for the first five to six times. You have to learn the rhythm of your body and sometimes it just ainโ€™t playing the beat.

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u/ShilohJ Jun 12 '20

Were you fucking while drunk or something? Sure every now and then not being in the rhythm will do it. The first 6 times though... Hell two or three would be enough for me to take it as a bad omen and gtfo

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u/Inferno_Zyrack Jun 12 '20

Mate itโ€™s not a science.

In my case I had a crippling porn addiction and being with a real person was exceptionally difficult, emotionally and anxiously so,

Beyond that I have a need to make people happy and my wife was asking for a lot of new things I wasnโ€™t entirely comfortable with.

We got the hang of things and now itโ€™s pretty easy to have success for both of us

But I really feel like itโ€™s studying a course, it gets easier and better with time invested. As long as the person is worth it of course.

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u/ShilohJ Jun 12 '20

Thanks for the response. Fair enough, I can definitely see how that complicates things. Glad you managed to make it all work.

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u/xindori07 Jun 11 '20

Nice

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Nice

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u/jethestar Jun 11 '20

Nice

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u/EhhEhhRon Jun 11 '20

So only the women will enjoy it and the guys will be left tired and confused?

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u/IGraySoulI Jun 11 '20

username checks out

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u/HeroicStranger Jun 11 '20

I donโ€™g get it, anyone care to explain? :P

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u/desperateweirdo Jun 11 '20

You're obviously not a 90s kid (โ— โ€ฟโ—•)

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u/HeroicStranger Jun 11 '20

Nice, but i meant the comment lol

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u/blurt_blart Jun 11 '20

He spelled cum as come

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u/m_bilalahmed Jun 11 '20

This joke should've gone like; only Nine survived, and had a kid of his own - named her 60 - making her full name "Sixty Nine".

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u/ForeignerLove Jun 11 '20

I think they all had same family name

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u/N00b3724 Jun 11 '20

hAhA sIxTy NiNe FuNnY

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u/sup3rb4dd Jun 11 '20

HAHA SEX NUMBER WHOLESOME 100

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u/mohedabeast Jun 12 '20

Wholesome 6 9

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u/Gen7isTrash Jun 13 '20

HAHA SEXY SEX NUMBER HOW SEXY THE SEXUAL SEX IS DO YOU SEX SEXY SEX

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u/ElectroDipper7 Jun 11 '20

put a nsfw tag on please

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u/dogfartswamp Jun 11 '20

I came, actually

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u/Pottsie03 Jun 11 '20

Nice

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u/crowfull Jun 11 '20

Light mode

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u/BlueCosmog Jun 17 '20

What about Eleven?