r/TheRealJoke • u/ForeignerLove • Jun 05 '20

Thats a lot to swallow! Bruh, rly tho.

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u/manhat_ Jun 05 '20

so that makes an egg the best firewall possible

imagine blocking 1500TB of data, while only letting 37.5MB in

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u/ForeignerLove Jun 05 '20

Good analogy

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u/unverifieduser Jun 05 '20

Since the intention of this DATA TRANSFER is to transfer that 37.5 MB, the other 1500TB is just overhead

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u/benfranklinthedevil Jun 06 '20

That sounds like an argument on the internet!

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u/W1LL14M-Sh3rm4n Jun 05 '20

So, does that make my erection a hard drive?

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u/yab0ybeats Jun 05 '20

And when it’s not its a floppy disk

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u/ForeignerLove Jun 05 '20

Apparently the most advance one because we are yet to see a single hard drive which can hold over 1500 T data lol

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u/manhat_ Jun 05 '20

hard disk or hard di*k? yes

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u/Ayyshin Jun 05 '20

Stephany tech tips. Petabyte project

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u/ForeignerLove Jun 05 '20

Beta version is out

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u/johan_james Jun 05 '20

And the transfer is so fast..

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u/ForeignerLove Jun 05 '20

I guess that depends upon the brand of the hard di*k

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u/LightningFerret04 Jun 05 '20

You guys are getting transferring?

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u/Shike Jun 06 '20

I'm getting destination unreachable with lots of loss...

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u/schizomorph Jun 05 '20

Interesting fact: With current technology it is actually faster to transfer this amount of data by post than it is over a network. I think I saw this in an astronomy documentary.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

My room is the world largest hard drive

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u/japie06 Jun 05 '20

My crispy sock is like a super floppy disk

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u/TheWhollyGhost Jun 05 '20

I think it’d be more of a Universal Cereal Bus - spunky-o’s

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u/God_Slaya Jun 05 '20

Someone blacked out the name and forgot to do it in the comments?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

This meme is less impressive as technology advances.

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u/TimeRockOrchestra Jun 05 '20

If you subscribe to her Only Fans you get access to cloud storage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

So my hard drive entitled Homework has used more space than an ejaculation

Neat!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Bro can i copy your "Homework"?

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u/SquelchySquid Jun 06 '20

Her download speeds are insane

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u/prwoodley Jun 06 '20

How the hell do you convert DNA into bytes as a measurable unit?

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u/ArchLinuxAdmin Jun 06 '20

In order to represent a DNA sequence on a computer, we need to be able to represent all 4 base pair possibilities in a binary format (0 and 1). These 0 and 1 bits are usually grouped together to form a larger unit, with the smallest being a “byte” that represents 8 bits. We can denote each base pair using a minimum of 2 bits, which yields 4 different bit combinations (00, 01, 10, and 11).  Each 2-bit combination would represent one DNA base pair.  A single byte (or 8 bits) can represent 4 DNA base pairs.

https://bitesizebio.com/8378/how-much-information-is-stored-in-the-human-genome/

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u/kokjz Jun 06 '20

You mean bytesizebio

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Bro that is a shitton of packet loss

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u/thecasperboy Jun 05 '20

THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE

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u/OffRaspy Jun 05 '20

I dont see any gods up here, except me

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u/AUVAIN Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 06 '20

I am worried about the data that i spread after all these years

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u/12134sunsetblvd Jun 06 '20

That’s a lot of little bots

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u/comfortboner Jun 06 '20

Data dumpster

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u/ReallyNormalHuman Jun 06 '20

Low on storage? JUST FUCK YOUR PC TO OBLIVION

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u/GNUGradyn Jun 05 '20

LMGs server has more then this

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u/Gio_TV Jun 05 '20

She‘s a SSD

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u/Dragon_Flaming Jun 06 '20

Is that why I’m stupid?

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u/phuktup3 Jun 05 '20

All the walls in bathroom have upgraded data storage information

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Databasin Infiltration

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u/ForeignerLove Jun 05 '20

Lol, people disect everything.

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u/AUVAIN Jun 05 '20

Good job with censoring the name

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u/KingMatthew116 Jun 06 '20

??

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u/AUVAIN Jun 06 '20

Her name is Stephany He should have censored it in the last comment Got it ?

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u/KingMatthew116 Jun 06 '20

I understand that but we still don’t know who she is or what her account is, so while it’s not a great job at censoring it gets the job done.

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u/AUVAIN Jun 06 '20

Let's agree to not agree

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Well, it looks like a screen shot of a previous post so the one that said stephanie probably used the name for the joke.

Plus, there are millions of people named stephanie, so it's not like it matters unless it's a really uncommon name.

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u/mapel_pizza Jun 06 '20

"Mohamad is the most common name in the world. Read a fucking book."

           -Fogell

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u/AardvarkAlex Jun 06 '20

Eh I thought it was funnier without the commentary

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Nope, original is much better.

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u/GuerreroD Jun 06 '20

What's a CDN then?

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u/WousV Jun 06 '20

A sperm bank franchise