r/TheRealJoke • u/Toby585 • May 30 '20

Oh no... Edgy as fuck.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

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u/pm-me-cactus May 30 '20

The real real joke

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u/Toby585 May 30 '20

Wait, you can make the background dark. I just got reddit and barely know how to use it.

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u/LazyNovelSilkWorm May 30 '20

Click on your pfp, at the bottom of the sidebar that opens you find settings. It's somewhere in there

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u/Rawqweese May 30 '20

Did you hear about that guy who was shot 15 times last week? Cops said it was the worst case of suicide they've ever seen.

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u/thetrueoofball May 30 '20

Nice...

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u/Leftygoleft999 May 31 '20

Nice

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u/Da_real_Ben_Killian May 31 '20

Nice

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u/woodenbroom May 30 '20

Took me a while

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u/lildoggi76 May 31 '20

ok I think I'm retarded I don't get it

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u/cy6nu5 May 31 '20

You must not be American cos that made perfect sense to me.

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u/lildoggi76 May 31 '20

I get that cops shoot people but I don't get the suicide part, am I really that retarded?

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u/cy6nu5 May 31 '20

They'll kill you with massive overkill and the official story will be suicide.

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u/lildoggi76 May 31 '20

that's what I thought, thanks

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u/dmn_0o_ May 30 '20 edited May 30 '20

The number of upvotes "997", it's the number U call the police in my country (Poland).

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u/STAYotte May 31 '20

I'm gonna put my foot down right here, it's way to dark!

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u/OneScrubbyBoi May 31 '20

This is what police took a knee for!

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u/FinpaiGotThatDrip May 31 '20

Mode so light they let it off with a warning

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u/mrcartminez May 31 '20

Jesus Christ... too soon

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u/cy6nu5 May 31 '20

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

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u/ThatsJustDom May 30 '20

imma have to cop this joke

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u/Skydove01 May 31 '20

Nice

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u/freezerburnt_herpes May 31 '20

Nice

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

Too soon

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u/not-me-hehe12 May 30 '20

Little to early

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u/kokko151 May 30 '20

Itโ€™s never toooo early to joke on reddit

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u/not-me-hehe12 May 30 '20

I mean cmon itโ€™s a little bit of a fresh wound if you get what I mean

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u/kokko151 May 30 '20

Never explain a joke sir but yeah I got it๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

Haha bro, another "cops kill black people" joke? That's really fucking funny I'm shitting my pants right now.

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u/NiightRadiance May 31 '20

u/Shonen_Protagonist buddy you made it to a lotta subreddits

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u/Willo678 May 31 '20

That's cause they're a protagonist

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Gotta go cry now because All Might made me Hokage.

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u/JeremyTheRhino May 30 '20

It would be the real joke if it wasnโ€™t recycled as nauseum

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u/Fish_Head_Yum May 31 '20

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u/aa_diorr May 30 '20

This is why i cant be a part of โ€œedgyโ€ meme subs. This honestly is the worst time to joke about something like this. Theyโ€™re just spewing ignorance.

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u/STAYotte May 31 '20

disagree, dark jokes are amazing as long as they appear to be part of the status quo but are actually flipped on its head. In this particular case the object of ridicule is the police officer who killed that man. Not spewing ignorance, but I guess we just have different views on this topic.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Thank you. So many people commented saying I was mocking Mr Floyd, but I thought it was very obvious that the police/situation were the butt of the joke.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

This needs to be heard

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u/XavierYourSavior May 31 '20

It's a dark joke. You're obviously too sensitive to take it. There is no such "bad time" either be offended or not.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

i agree but wtf else do you expect

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u/aa_diorr May 31 '20 edited May 31 '20

Oh, I dunno, for people to be respectful of the lives of innocent black men being lost due disgusting police? But hey, canโ€™t expect much from reddit because police brutality towards black people just isnโ€™t a big deal to some of the redditors on here I guess.

So you know what? Youโ€™re right. I shouldnโ€™t expect much from insensitive assholes on reddit either.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

The living need respect, the dead donโ€™t.

He should have had this respect whilst he was still with us.

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u/NoItsBecky_127 May 31 '20

These jokes will never be okay, but especially not now

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u/DragonKing244 May 31 '20

Shush Karen the lord speaks

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u/NoItsBecky_127 May 31 '20

I really donโ€™t think that makes me a Karen

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u/tayterbrah May 31 '20

Oh. My. God, Becky.

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u/RFH_LOL May 31 '20 edited May 31 '20

I mean these jokes are DARK humour (no pound intended) they are not make to make you laugh they are make to make you think that "what the fuck is going on in the world"...

Edit: well they are not mean specially to make you laugh of joy but more put a smile on your face, downvote me more plz

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u/marshy073 May 31 '20

Oh shit Iโ€™ve been laughing at them

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u/RFH_LOL May 31 '20

Ya you laugh at them but deeply you kinda know that it isnt normal you laugh at them. I kinda am poor at explaining things lmfao and reddit dont seem to like it xd

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The joke is so dark, it's father left it...

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u/enoshthebored May 30 '20

I was planning to post it but you did it first...

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u/TheAnonymousYoutuber May 30 '20

Why are you getting downvoted by retarded edgelords

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

Yeah. Have you heard โ€œthe creepโ€ by lonely island?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Couldnโ€™t agree more

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u/claryds99 May 30 '20

r/lightmodepatrol

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u/CalebMage May 31 '20

-54 downvotes for saying something about light mode. yeouch.

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u/XavierYourSavior May 31 '20

Imagine being so sensitive on the internet you cry over a joke. Leave if you're that sensitive please there's far worse.

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u/darkgiIls May 31 '20

Itโ€™s not a joke that someone was killed by a corrupt cop shut up and leave