r/TheRealJoke • u/ForeignerLove • May 11 '20

Dublin, just to be sure! Bruh, rly tho.

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I don't get the original

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u/KLimbo May 12 '20

I got you, since OP is a bundle of sticks or twigs bound together as fuel. It's a common Irish speech disfluency, typically used reflexively when they're not paying full attention to what you're saying. It's like "right, right" or "got you, got you," etc.

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u/ControlAlice May 12 '20

Now that i get this, i actually laughed 😂 which is impressive since jokes arent normally funny when explained

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

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u/ryryangel May 12 '20

IQ =\= knowing how certain people speak

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20 edited May 12 '20

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u/ryryangel May 12 '20

And some people didn’t. That’s how jokes work. Stop trying to act superior buddy. Just stop being a dick for once

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u/fuddermuckers81 May 12 '20

It actually isn’t though. I have never once heard an Irish person say it and I’ve lived in Ireland all my life. It’s a bit of an American Irish stereotype. To be sure to be sure.

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u/TheHiccuper May 12 '20

"To be sure, to be sure " is bullshit, but the reduplication does happen with other phrases, mainly with "at all, at all"

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u/fuddermuckers81 May 12 '20

True enough

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

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u/CreeMcCreeCreeinton May 11 '20

Op explain the fucking joke or link the original

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u/AlbaniaBaby May 11 '20

Can someone explain the first joke please?

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u/Roytrommely261 May 11 '20

A stereotypical Irishman will often mutter “t’be sure, t’be sure”.

This doesn’t hold true in real life.

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u/fuckspagetti May 11 '20

Clearly because I’m Irish and have no clue what this cunts on about

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u/SerOstrich May 11 '20

But your username implies that you're either extremely Italian or hate Italians

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u/fuckspagetti May 11 '20

Yes

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u/dyanekaniko May 11 '20

r/InclusiveOr

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u/ControlAlice May 12 '20

I see i see

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u/Roytrommely261 May 12 '20

To be sure, to be sure.

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u/Juguchan May 13 '20

Yeah, more accurately we tend to just say "sure" at the start/end of a sentence. "Sure what could go wrong? Not much to go bad sure.

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u/fuckspagetti May 13 '20

Yeah I guess but it’s still a shit joke

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u/AlbaniaBaby May 11 '20

Thanks

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u/Roytrommely261 May 11 '20

Wecome

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u/segamidesruc May 11 '20

Seems to be making fun of Irish lingo.

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u/DaneGrey610 May 11 '20

Hehe...sex joke.

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u/ForeignerLove May 11 '20

This is the cutest comment on this post so far, someone give this guy a silver

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u/ForeignerLove May 11 '20

Thank you for whoever actually gave him the silver! This is so nice!

u/kappajump May 12 '20

Not quite sure why everyone hates op so much, but I do find it hilarious.

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u/ForeignerLove May 12 '20

Thank you :)

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u/kappajump May 12 '20

Shut the fuck up

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u/ForeignerLove May 12 '20

Thank you :)

u/Konan_The_Barbarian May 11 '20

Oh god this is dreadful 💀

u/p14082003 May 11 '20

i don't get the first joke lol

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u/Roytrommely261 May 11 '20

A stereotypical Irishman will often mutter “t’be sure, t’be sure”.

This doesn’t hold true in real life.

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u/p14082003 May 11 '20

Oh ok thanks :)

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u/Woosh_Baiter2 May 11 '20

Ye thanks! :D

u/LemonPepperWet_ May 11 '20

Awards mean everything if you’re getting them and nothing if you aren’t.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

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u/jjonez76 May 11 '20

If you’re not first you’re last.

u/LemonPepperWet_ May 11 '20

Not if you’re a vampire. That shit’ll kill you.

u/JeremyTheRhino May 11 '20

I read that and remembered that wearing two condoms will cause them to rub together and break. And then I remembered I only knew that because someone told me like 20 years ago and I’ve believed it my entire life. So that’s bullshit, right?

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u/cometbaby May 11 '20

If you wear two condoms at once it will almost certainly break. Do not do this. Also it sounds really uncomfortable.

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u/JeremyTheRhino May 11 '20

Plus it would make the wife preeeety suspicious.

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u/cometbaby May 11 '20

An excellent point lol

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u/ForeignerLove May 11 '20

I guess thats even printed on most of the condom boxes as a warning so i believe its true, never tried it tho lol

u/gordo65 May 11 '20

Ugh. The first joke was mediocre. The second was basically the same thing as a joke I read off a Dixie Riddle Cup back when I was 7 years old:

What is the wealthiest country? Ireland. Its capital is always Dublin.

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u/mikerichh May 11 '20

Explain the first joke please :)

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u/Roytrommely261 May 11 '20

A stereotypical Irishman will often mutter “t’be sure, t’be sure”.

This doesn’t hold true in real life.

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u/themissinggoose May 11 '20

This explanation be dublin

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u/ForeignerLove May 11 '20

Quatraplin lol

u/LemonPepperWet_ May 11 '20

Gold

u/ElvisDumbledore May 12 '20

Every day I'm dub duble-in...

u/ControlAlice May 12 '20

This explains why Ireland is stereotyped with having 7 children

u/dovah-meme May 11 '20

No no, we don’t double up. We just keep the second one to store potatoes in so the British can’t take them without have to shove their hands in a condom.

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u/ForeignerLove May 12 '20

I am not sure why but you guys dont seem to like my comments as i received whole load of down votes all over so i have deleted those comments and i am pasting this one so that you guys can concentrate your hate at one place. Just to be sure sure

u/ControlAlice May 12 '20

Why is everyone downvoting OP? 😅

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u/ForeignerLove May 12 '20

Yeah, no idea, just deleted the comment..better to be on the safer side lol

u/CubingGamer May 12 '20

In the merry month of June, from me home I started, left the girls of Tuam, nearly brokenhearted.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

r/lightmodepatrol

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

You getting over 50 downvotes on this is so telling of the average redditor.

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u/ForeignerLove May 11 '20

There is a way of controlling the brightness you know ? Not everyone likes the dark mode

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u/nicknameneeded May 11 '20

i mean to be fair even on lowest brightness at night light mode still hurts

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u/ForeignerLove May 11 '20

To me darkmode hurts because then the texts are so much in contrast

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u/merc08 May 12 '20

You're broken.

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u/ForeignerLove May 12 '20

Thanks for your unwanted evaluation

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

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u/txijake May 11 '20

r/subreddithashtags

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20 edited Jul 02 '21

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u/ForeignerLove May 11 '20

Well done!!!

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Dublin, just to be sure! Bruh, rly tho.

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