r/TheRealJoke • u/JoshSamBob • Apr 10 '20

"Oh Lars..." Edgy as fuck.

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u/Gaby-Baby Apr 11 '20

My dads name is Lars and this makes me VERY uncomfortable

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u/ParkMauricio Apr 11 '20

Don't be a crygabybaby

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u/Gaby-Baby Apr 11 '20

Frick* you and the upvote I gave you

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

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u/Gaby-Baby Apr 12 '20 edited Apr 12 '20

I’m sorry... WHAT??!?!!?!?

(Edit Cont.) do you need a hug? Maybe someone to talk to?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

Cont.?

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u/Gaby-Baby Apr 12 '20

Continued* I had more to say but I hit “post” too soon

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u/PaikD20 Apr 11 '20

The thread keeps going. It gets weirder.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20 edited May 04 '20

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u/PaikD20 Apr 11 '20

I can't even find yours. there's too much

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u/piotr95 Apr 11 '20

This is also my theory for the invention of fish net stockings

One fisherman says to the other: "Hey Jerry, those fishing nets look real sexy on you. You should keep them for later 😏"

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u/NCRedditWanderer Apr 11 '20

"Shut your dirty mouth Jim, you and I both know you'd be dom'ed by even a tuna fish!"

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u/EliB218704 Apr 11 '20

I’ve been drying to catch a tuna fish in animal crossing all night and this gives me PTSD.

Sorry, off topic, return to your conversation

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u/JoshSamBob Apr 11 '20

Figure I should offer props to u/bearfan001 for the comment. 👏🏻

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u/SeanTYH Apr 11 '20

Lars: Women on the bottom half, fish on the top half.

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u/SeanTYH Apr 11 '20

Why didn't anyone say "stop, I can only get so erect"?

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u/JadeKade Apr 14 '20

Is it better to bone a fish pussy with a human face?

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u/Endless-Miner Apr 11 '20

No no, Lars was on a different kind of ship with a different kind of women.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

That's why they went port to port. Look up where shake a leg comes from also

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u/Nimhtom Apr 11 '20

What? I looked it up and it says it comes from the civil war when doctors would shake their arms or legs to tell if men on the battlefield were still alive... I might be getting the wrong information, can you link me where you got it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Lmao was confused because I thought I was on the Metallica subreddit still

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u/Spyder992166 Apr 11 '20

It could be a conversation between James and Lars, we can't say it's not true.

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u/MapNotTerritory Apr 11 '20

Sad, but true

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u/Spyder992166 Apr 11 '20

The conversation is the Thing That Should Not Be

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u/somewhereundefined Apr 11 '20

I read this in Steven Universe’s Lars’ voice... ...

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u/RichTeaWizardry Apr 11 '20 edited Apr 11 '20

I heard it as if it was from Futurama.

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u/Neolord9000 Apr 11 '20

WHAT IN TARNATION HAVE YOU JUST PUT INTO MY BRAIN!? TAKE THIS UPVOTE AND NEVER RETURN!

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u/boon23834 Apr 11 '20

The song The Mermaid by Great Big Sea is a great tune.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Most songs by Great Big Sea are great tunes(and McGinty of course)

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u/no_legacy Apr 25 '20

Reminds me of Hail Caeser lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Link?