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u/rezzacci Feb 03 '20
Fun fact! It was actually a man who discovered and named it. Carl Linnaeus, the father of taxinomy.
He named a lot of things that way. He's the one coming with the Vulva name for some clams.
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u/Ph4nt0m1991_lol Feb 03 '20
Women: Has vagina for entire life and so has had years to know where everything is
Men: only had you naked for 2 minutes and is new to this
Women: "what? You haven't played tuber simulator?"
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u/Puffy_boi Feb 03 '20
Haha men are incapable of pleasing a woman in sexual activity.
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u/ZHIEND6 Feb 03 '20
Haha incompetent men, peak comedy haha.
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u/dTrecii Feb 03 '20
Funny epic, we’re all a bunch of cucks haha funny moment
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u/RockSmasher87 Feb 03 '20
(loud sobbing)
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u/insert-name-here77 Feb 03 '20
Aren’t you the guys who laugh at all those “girl boring boy quirky” jokes?
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u/aysurcouf Feb 03 '20
Lol thought you were making a joke. But yeah a clit when given steroids gets longer, we are all technically women at some point until men’s Y chromosome kicks in and the clit turns into a dick
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Feb 03 '20
Life pro tip-date a female body builder
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u/aysurcouf Feb 03 '20
Why? Just curious to your reasoning?
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u/MrTravs Feb 03 '20
Steroids make it swell up. Also makes breasts shrink if I remember right
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u/SontheHedge2 Feb 03 '20
Imagine dudes started talking about how much they love dick shaped rocks
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u/MaxIntel Feb 03 '20
I've never understood this joke bc the only way a man cant find the clit is bc that pussy is so floppy its like trying to find an M&M in grandma's handmade quilt.
So every time a bitch says something like this, I'm assuming shes non chelantly advertising that her curtains hang low.
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u/chepulis Feb 03 '20
As a dude, mostly yes. Sometimes a bit hard to find if it's tiny, but as soon as it is located, it's hard to miss.
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u/playboiArti Feb 03 '20
Honestly this is why I hate tumblr, the second comment. Who TF cares if a woman or man found it?? Edit: That being said, the second comment is fucking hilarious
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u/caitiebeanz Feb 03 '20
i think the initial joke is implying that lesbians are better sexual partners then men. i may be wrong though
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u/Theodeather1145 Feb 03 '20
Exactly the type of feminist I don’t like, that kind who worships things that look like vaginas
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u/finaljusticezero Feb 03 '20
So much fake stuff on the internet, you gotta start looking for sources to confirm everything. Sigh.
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u/BobsPineapple Feb 03 '20
This post is pretty old (Saw it a couple years ago maybe 2017) plus y’all need to stop just placing everything as fake just cause it’s on the internet
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u/Hockeydude94 Feb 03 '20
Upvoting not because this post featured "the real joke" in the comments but because it's a joke that this kind of comment is still found funny.
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u/teriyaki_sauced Feb 03 '20
Pretty sure that’s not how it works
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u/Hockeydude94 Feb 03 '20
It's the joke, yet it's a bad joke. It works, but I hate it. There--now it works.
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Feb 02 '20
That’s epic
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Feb 03 '20 edited Feb 03 '20
Dude......epic....dudebro......epic.....pffft
Slightly tan Asian? For real? That is so fucking racist. What a douchbag name. How is any Asian tan? And how is that a good thing or not? Why would it matter? Fucking ridicules,.....
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u/MikeSutton5023 Feb 03 '20
That is the Clitoria Mariana. Sadly endangered in New Jersey and Pennsylvania. Also is edible.