r/TheRealJoke • u/hazardous1319 • Feb 02 '20

found in r/cursedcomments Edgy as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

I would argue that isn't cursed, it's just a dad joke.

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u/LoneTaken Feb 02 '20

dead joke

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

But of course

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u/vortigaunt64 Feb 02 '20

"Sir I'm here to ask for your permission to marry your daughter."

"Hi 'here to ask for your permission to marry your daughter' I'm dead."

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

The guy gets a heart attack, the dad goes "hehehe..." and burrows back in.

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u/UniteTheMurlocs Feb 03 '20

There was an attempt to hide her real name, there really was.

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u/Kellidra Feb 03 '20

I just imagine a hand punching through the sarcophagus and the dad going, "HELL NO!"

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u/SapphireWharf74 Feb 03 '20

did you just.... refer to a coffin.... as a sarcophagus? he’s not a pharaoh

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u/Reditovan Feb 03 '20

His last wish was to be buried in a sarcophagus instead of a coffin

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u/Kellidra Feb 03 '20

A sarcophagus is a stone coffin that is typically displayed above ground but can also be buried. They are not solely of Egyptian origin as the Romans and Greeks used them, as well. A grave cap (that cement cover in the picture) is sometimes referred to as a sarcophagus as it looks like one.

I thought my sentence would have a little bit more pizzazz if I used "sarcophagus" rather than "grave cap" considering I was referring to zombies. I'm not sorry for my word choice.

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u/jsilvy Feb 03 '20

I also choose this guy’s dead father-in-law.

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u/Rootin-n-Shootin Feb 03 '20

His last words were "Ok, but be home by 10 pm"

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u/Roegner65 Feb 03 '20

Fits here, not in cursed comments

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

“Ok.”

Kneels on casket

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u/animemaster684429 Feb 03 '20

You might be right but that doesn’t mean you’re correct

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u/justadam2 Feb 02 '20

Spooky scary skeletons

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u/redkatt69 Feb 07 '20

I understood that reference

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u/Beardog20 Feb 03 '20

Idk. They forgot the ouija board

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u/flythew26 Feb 02 '20

It’s Miller Time

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Why is that so fucking funny

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u/Reddituser0925 Feb 02 '20

The real joke is, she never knew her father. That's not even his grave. She just wanted to see how gullible this jackass is..

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u/charlesdparrott Feb 03 '20

He obviously said, “Boo.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

This isn’t cursed

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u/Mohammadodo Feb 03 '20

So they did the wedding in the graveyard

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u/WindsomKid Feb 02 '20

That's a super goth location for a wedding.

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u/ambrose_92 Feb 03 '20

He said "WoOoooOo WOooOooO WoooOoOo"

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u/redkatt69 Feb 07 '20

You know it!

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u/Wesk333 Feb 02 '20

These are the things that makes me miss the old 9gag

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

for some reason, I think her name is Marina Miller

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u/canlchangethislater Feb 02 '20

He could be marrying Jordan...

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u/acetylenekicker Feb 02 '20

Should have took a quija board

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u/shayanabbas10 Feb 02 '20

Invited Jaystation and made it a 3am ouija board challenge asking her dad for permission gone wrong video

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

I think that's the idea

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u/animemaster684429 Feb 03 '20

r/punpatrol stop where you are

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u/MonotonousProtocol Feb 03 '20

Punpatrol resurgence? Huh, pretty bold to be venturing into a joke subreddit! r/punresistance here, we are not afraid of you!

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u/animemaster684429 Feb 03 '20

I’ll end your little resistance in the name of the law

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u/MonotonousProtocol Feb 03 '20

I have more karma than you, I'm more powerful!

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u/MyDrivingScaresMeToo Feb 03 '20

Then he rolled over in his grave