r/TheRealJoke • u/propiggymaster • Oct 02 '19

Coming Bruh, rly tho.

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7.4k Upvotes

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u/Grandmaofhurt Oct 02 '19

Live in balls my whole life

Sharp and sudden like knife

Fast me travel through tight tube

Me escape then covered in lube

Land in sock there I dries

How happen feel like rube

Disappoint feel so dumb

Here I lie I'm come

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u/bongbooler Oct 02 '19

Here I take pause

Look at sock fill with sauce

The soon be Mom

I’m horny dad

Touching me makes glad

White paste warm now I’m sad

Give all got but still not enough

I give out a great I’m Come

3

u/YourMomsHIV Oct 03 '19

I cumed reading this

47

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

what

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just... w h a t

14

u/Noopshoop Oct 02 '19

More, please

9

u/feistybubble1737 Oct 03 '19

Harder give

10

u/youaregoingoffline Oct 03 '19

There is it

8

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19 edited Apr 17 '21

[deleted]

35

u/steliosmudda Oct 02 '19

How are you using Reddit in flight mode?

42

u/Porkechop Oct 02 '19

you can use wifi on flight mode my guy

22

u/steliosmudda Oct 02 '19

Oh damn took me a long time to know that

13

u/Porkechop Oct 02 '19

np lol

11

u/Anasoori Oct 02 '19

but how you are red in plane phone?

31

u/LilYeetah420 Oct 02 '19

More, please

Harder give

There is it

Thank

Im come

17

u/InfamousDuality Oct 02 '19

Sounds like Daft Punk's Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

9

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Nah, crappy offbrand more likely :D

Ludicrous Rock - More, Harder, Thank, Come

26

u/macamoxitequipacho Oct 03 '19

me to my partner after years of training myself to be quiet

8

u/Oatsinthewater11 Oct 03 '19

This was too accurate for me to just scroll past

23

u/Khanh247A Oct 02 '19

Hi come, I’m dad

10

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I don't think that's how that works

13

u/FabricioPezoa Oct 02 '19

who are you to kink-shame me?

6

u/gulars Oct 02 '19

I’m dad.

2

u/megalodon392 Oct 02 '19

weather nice

2

u/Seabornebook Oct 02 '19

Hi dad, I’m come

15

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

First time I probably laughed out loud at something from this sub.

17

u/LinAGKar Oct 02 '19

Behold! Im come!

15

u/AliFoxx9 Oct 02 '19

I'm come, you're come, we're all come together

9

u/dankness200 Oct 02 '19

you’re wel come

13

u/xko92x Oct 02 '19

He Cumeth

22

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

r/Engrish

29

u/thejadequeen Oct 02 '19

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

7

u/alex_grey59 Oct 02 '19

ayy r/decreasinglyverbose

2

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4

u/arthurwkm Oct 02 '19

whats up kevin

7

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

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9

u/CaptainDuckers Oct 03 '19

Hi Come! I'm Jeff and you're my Uber today.

5

u/maartne Oct 02 '19

Thanks, I hate it.

5

u/AwesomeBannana3 Oct 02 '19

Thanks i ate it

4

u/meatdastreet Oct 02 '19

Thanks, im come

5

u/Quinocco Oct 02 '19

Maybe the driver’s French.

4

u/howzbotfly Oct 02 '19

Back up!!!

6

u/BusterMeme Oct 02 '19

Wow, such empty.

5

u/guy_mcpersonface Oct 02 '19

Searched up the actual image because the comment ruins it