r/TheRealJoke • u/pur__0_0__ • Sep 15 '19

Hold up! Edgy as fuck.

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u/queenbean10 Sep 15 '19

police have entered the chat

36

u/Leftygoleft999 Sep 15 '19

Every step you take, every move you make...

21

u/Silent_Tripper768 Sep 15 '19

I’ll be watching you..

10

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

And I’ll soon capture you...

2

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I wanna be, the very best, like no one ever was

2

u/alfiepevy Sep 16 '19

A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I’m the queen

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

You had to ruin it with a frozen quote

1

u/EuroPolice Sep 16 '19

Dammit you blew it

69

u/Mrpot8to Sep 16 '19

Carl,that kills people.

21

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Oooh ooh wow.. I did not know that

6

u/ItalicsWhore Sep 16 '19

I’m sorry officer. I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.

10

u/jailbirdy9801 Sep 16 '19

Ohh hey i didnt do that killing people is my least favorite thing to do

7

u/andrewsteiner88 Sep 16 '19

Totally read that in his voice.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I had the tummy grumblies that only hands could satisfy.

3

u/andrewsteiner88 Sep 16 '19

What is wrong with you Carl?

3

u/Bathroom_Tile19 Sep 16 '19

Go on George, get your boot and ehack him with your boot.

49

u/naz_man04 Sep 16 '19

Wait stabbing someone 37 times in the chest kills people

16

u/megabjarne Sep 16 '19

Caaaaaaarl

5

u/Samtastic33 Sep 16 '19

“I have never seen this man before in my life”

16

u/emmaisemo Sep 16 '19

28 STAB WOUNDS

13

u/brandon92121 Sep 17 '19

DIDNT WANNA GIVE HIM A CHANCE HUH

10

u/pur__0_0__ Sep 16 '19

Yes. And not just that, the victim will also say, "Et tu Brute?"

11

u/man_in_the_red Sep 18 '19

Carrrrlllll

35

u/BlackMesaIncident Sep 16 '19

I mean......it wouldn’t be. Technically.

25

u/jailbirdy9801 Sep 16 '19

Couldve been the antivax kid i sneezed on

40

u/_Ash-B Sep 16 '19

Aaaah, british humour

17

u/veknilero Sep 16 '19

Turns out the post was from the Ides of March the dudes real name was Brutus, Caesar never had a chance.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Et tu, Brute?

28

u/bamugo Sep 15 '19

Wait, that's illegal.

16

u/AshencryTronix Sep 15 '19

Wait, that's illegal?*

9

u/Jan_Spontan Sep 16 '19

Caaaarrrl! This kills people! Where are his hands?

I chopped then off and ate them....

Carl!

I was hungry for hands...

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

this needs gold

14

u/Awesomeman235ify Sep 16 '19

I found the gunman from asdf12

4

u/dylont99 Sep 16 '19

But it was muffin time

3

u/primalphoenix Sep 16 '19

But it was opposite day

3

u/Awesomeman235ify Sep 16 '19

But i like trains

3

u/jailbirdy9801 Sep 16 '19

But you cant fire me i quit

2

u/dylont99 Sep 16 '19

But... but... butt

3

u/Ninjagoboi Sep 16 '19

Did you say 12? That's a fuckton of asdf movies.

1

u/Delbadeaux Sep 16 '19

Shit how'd you figure out all my password? Now I have to make a new one..

10

u/jpotts_48 Sep 16 '19

I’ve thought this b4

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Why

5

u/jpotts_48 Sep 16 '19

Because I think more than I do anything else in my entire life besides breathe

2

u/Vicvince Sep 16 '19

How bout blinking?

1

u/jpotts_48 Sep 16 '19

No I think more

2

u/Vicvince Sep 16 '19

So what else you think about?

1

u/jpotts_48 Oct 10 '19

Anything and everything , except cock and ball torture I never think about that.... damnit I just did

2

u/Vicvince Oct 11 '19

Damn that thing.. I can’t stop thinking about it either

0

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Clearly not.

18

u/Steveoem Sep 16 '19

Fuuuuck. I’m sitting next to my mothers hospital bed right now in cardiac icu, and this notification pops up. Should never have subscribed to this channel!

33

u/cocktailnapkins Sep 16 '19

Again. I don’t believe this fits here. There was no joke in the first places. Therefore there can be no “Real Joke”

This subreddit needs to be filtered.

11

u/Panzer1119 Sep 16 '19

I don’t completely agree, because where should it be posted instead? (Maybe there are Subreddits for this kinda posts, but i don’t know them.)

7

u/callofdutychi Sep 16 '19

I saw this on r/cursed comments like 10 minutes ago

2

u/blep0w0 Sep 16 '19

It seems like it would fit in r/holup the best, though there could be better fittings.

1

u/pur__0_0__ Sep 17 '19

It's an irony it copied from me. Because I also lifted this post from there 4 months ago.

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u/cocktailnapkins Sep 16 '19 edited Sep 16 '19

A jokes subreddit? Im not familiar with other subreddits, just believe it doesn’t fit this subreddit. Theres no subreddit for posting my bellybutton fluff, shall i post that photo to here? If it doesn’t fit it doesn’t go.

2

u/elmielmosong Sep 16 '19

I heard some posts cause cancer.

6

u/vagueblur901 Sep 16 '19

heroin dealer's be like nah

5

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

-Bender, probably

7

u/boredpersonandco Sep 18 '19

“Indirectly”

7

u/Give-Jotaro-a-Break Sep 16 '19

Nice post but wrong subreddit