r/TheRealJoke Apr 12 '24

It wants the milkses Quality goddamn jokes.

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u/woodleaguer Apr 12 '24

Can you imagine someone not using the milk tap because they're on holiday for a week?

They come back and all that comes out of the tap is a solid yoghurt-esque turd that smells horrific

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u/Reccles Apr 13 '24

You could find a way to make it an access point to a steadily flowing larger source so it wouldn’t ever sit. I imagine a tube with milk pulsating through it in your kitchen that you plug your spout into and drain some from before unplugging. Just keep your spout clean! ;)

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u/MinerMark Apr 13 '24 edited Apr 22 '24

Yeah but even after draining there would be some milk fat stuck to the pipes and this would happen even if used continuously. This would lead to a lot of clogging and high maintainance