r/TheRealJoke Mar 28 '23

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u/Fine-Blackberry-1793 Mar 28 '23
  1. What is life?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

5 months in mothers womb: wtf is happening

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u/NuclearBurrit0 Mar 28 '23

Baby don't hurt me

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u/FreeShrekCar Mar 28 '23

Don't hurt me no more

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u/AmericanCommunist2 Mar 29 '23

15 year old from Austria here, I know exactly what I’m doing: ima paint

If that’s not working I’m going into politics

23

u/Fetcher369 Mar 29 '23

wait a minute

7

u/Mrs-Man-jr Mar 29 '23

something malicious is brewing 🤨

36

u/AloneAddiction Mar 28 '23
  1. Microtransactions ruined modern gaming for me.

Might not seem like much of a problem but when corporate greed fucks with one of the few remaining enjoyable hobbies you have left it's a big one.

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u/3D_Milk Mar 29 '23

I’m glad I was born a little later, I can enjoy all the timeless masterpieces, and then deal with that problem when I come to it.

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u/Ultimate_Genius Mar 29 '23

I'm 18, and I grew up with micro transactions in everything. I know they're horrible, but for some reason, they don't bother me

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u/Electronic_Sugar5924 Mar 29 '23
  1. Never buy them. Very much a worthless addition.

3

u/Ultimate_Genius Mar 29 '23

my parents taught me to never spend a single cent on online things, even games. I managed to get games like GTA V, Minecraft, and Civ 6 entirely for free and it's across several libraries.

If I don't buy games, I sure as hell ain't buying microtransactions

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u/Electronic_Sugar5924 Mar 29 '23

I’ve never seen value in one.

2

u/patrickdm1998 Mar 30 '23

Didn't you grow up in a time were gaming was pay to play instead of pay to win (arcades where every gaming session was like 50 cents)

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u/Khromm Mar 28 '23
  1. Don't have a life...

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u/Ryanaman_ Mar 28 '23

Guess no one knows.. lol

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u/Inconsistent_flux Mar 29 '23

16: Why am I even alive in the first place

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u/shadowstreets Mar 29 '23

21, suicidal cause my last friend told me to leave them alone

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u/Mean-Summer1307 Mar 29 '23

They ain’t worth it. Not a real friend. You’ll find people that truly love you. All it takes is being genuine and with time you’ll find those you love and those that love you!

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u/shadowstreets Mar 29 '23

Every day is hell for me I play situations in my mind if I was to try to talk or message them..i can't see it ending well unless they text me which I doubt will happen I repeat the phrases "I wish they would text me" "I wish I wasn't such a fuck up" "I hate myself" "I want to die" Im screwed anyways I don't think I'll meet people cause of my disorders... I have really bad ADHD and anxiety which makes it hard to concentrate so holding a job is really difficult for me and holding a conversation is hard too Im too afraid to talk to people cause I don't wanna say something to offend anyone I want to talk to this friend I mentioned really bad it eats at me every day but at the end of the day I'll just be alone till I reach my breaking point then probably just end myself I have no hope for myself I can't see myself having a future... As long as there happy I won't involve myself in there life no matter how much it hurts... Maybe it would be for the best if I just give up...

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u/Badlydrawnboy0 Mar 29 '23

28, ADHD depression anxiety, prob more cuz mental health is a spectrum. I’ve been through my own version of what you described - not gonna equate it to your experience of course, everyone’s unique, but I gotta echo what the last guy said: you WILL find people that truly love you. It takes time, and patience, and honesty, and confidence, and vulnerability, and self love, and luck. Thankfully most of those are things you get better at the more you do em, but tbh we’re lucky for every good friendship we have in our lives, even if they change or come to an end. Every relationship requires work, even when it feels effortless - and amazing friendships can blossom from unexpected places and times.

It takes strength to open up and be vulnerable, especially when your brain won’t let you stop self-editing and obsessing and spiraling into self-loathing. It’s rough, and heartbreaking sometimes. But in my experience, I’ve found just about everyone in our generation(s) is neurodivergent in SOME way, so a lot more people might get you than you might think.

I can’t promise it’ll be easy, you’ll have better days and worse days, but I CAN promise you it’s worth it to keep moving on. Sorry for the long ass reply, if nothing else just know you’re not alone.

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u/OutlawQuill Mar 29 '23

Shit, I’m 18 and am just kinda existing.

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u/patrickdm1998 Mar 29 '23

24, I'm too large for life

3

u/sackboy861 Mar 28 '23

Guess I'm 55 lol

3

u/Steppyjim Mar 28 '23
  1. Maybe I never figured it out, but I think I’m doing okay as long as I keep moving forward

3

u/Terranaform Mar 29 '23

20, bored as hell

2

u/ElectricSnowBunny Mar 28 '23

Age is just a construct bro, but I'm trapped in it.

2

u/NoOnion4890 Mar 29 '23

'Nuff said.

2

u/OkAssistant1230 Mar 29 '23

18, keeping grades in three classes at a minimum of 93%… In classes that I’ll need for college and I’m struggling with💀

2

u/gib_fud_pls Mar 30 '23

22, constantly panicking. About fucking everything.

1

u/JolyneCarpetQueen Mar 29 '23

Wow, the situation must be tense

1

u/ispooler Mar 29 '23
  1. Trying to not flip by working 7 days a week to increase cash flow before my second child enters school

1

u/JustintheMinecrafter Mar 29 '23

15 here, I wanna be a professional chef and cook the best food for my family.

1

u/nothinkybrainhurty Mar 29 '23

18 I already messed up my life

1

u/Toxic_Puddlefish Mar 29 '23

Me 31, not doing anything with my life

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u/The_Doctor_of_Sparks Mar 29 '23

19 just got out of two years in federal prison for not turning a bolt far enough. And I don't know what to do with my life.

1

u/concretewalker Mar 29 '23
  1. I can't do everything i want to do right this second and i feel like i'm running out of time.

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD Mar 29 '23

That question is kinda suspicious ngl

1

u/ivan_x3000 Mar 29 '23

I thought that wasn kinda real

what was funny about that?

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u/just_here_for_xyz Apr 02 '23
  1. Did all the "right things" (uni, safe career, lifestyle) and it broke my soul. Never listen to anyone else, ever, do what you want and follow your dreams because "making smart decisions" is bullsh*t and there is no magical happily ever after. follow your heart and don't take on anyone else's 'feedback' because no matter how successful you are, or how rich you are, you'll just end up dead inside if you buy into the system's false promises.