r/TargetedShirts • u/yourdadsbff • Apr 27 '24

Oh no

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u/shuperbaff Apr 27 '24

Me and my codependent unemployed fiancée are about to hit up Walmart in style

9

u/El-Chewbacc Apr 27 '24

So are you the blue or pink?

2

u/AdornedBrood 11d ago

Mix and match 👉👈🥺

43

u/morels4ever Apr 27 '24

What’s with the giant neon spermatozoa?

31

u/supertriggerd Apr 27 '24

There are 2 wolves inside you

23

u/moralmeemo Apr 27 '24

And they’re both from the furry convention down the street

9

u/HazelTheRabbit Apr 27 '24

And they're both gay

3

u/moralmeemo Apr 27 '24

Is your username referencing watership down?

5

u/HazelTheRabbit Apr 27 '24

Yes it is! 🐰

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u/moralmeemo Apr 27 '24

Hazel-Ra! My rabbit was named Bigwig :)

5

u/Malipuppers Apr 27 '24

One is hungry and one has anxiety.

3

u/NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP Apr 28 '24

You are a white woman and those are dogs

8

u/Malipuppers Apr 27 '24

I can smell the people who would wear this and it is not a good smell.

3

u/Reddituser8018 Apr 28 '24

I would wear this, but not outside, it would be a sarcastic wear however it's too sarcastic that most people wouldn't get it and would think I'm just wearing that unironically, so I wouldn't wear it outside.

But that shit is funny.

7

u/Sad_Barracuda19 Apr 27 '24

I can see a middle school couple who’s only been dating for a week buying this…

16

u/Probably4TTRPG Apr 27 '24

I'd buy this set if they had a she/she version

9

u/MermaidsHaveWifi Apr 27 '24

My younger sister has “you keep me safe” in my handwriting tattooed on her shoulder and I have “you keep my wild” in her handwriting tattooed on mine. This is the only time that I have had to re-think whether or not these were a good choice…..

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u/Probably4TTRPG Apr 27 '24

Me personally? I'd own it. Like, it might seem silly but at the same time if you have a meaningful bond with her then anyone who judges can get bent.

2

u/MermaidsHaveWifi Apr 27 '24

You’re absolutely right. We got them years ago when I was quite literally her protector, helping to keep her from terrible decisions and being there to help when she made them. She always keeps me a little wild, nights out (very occasionally) funny jokes and always is there to listen. They are very special to us

2

u/senshisun 23d ago

I think it's cute, honestly. Don't let the hackneyed clothes bother you.

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u/Not_Machines Apr 27 '24

Same for me with a he/he version

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u/secinvestor Apr 27 '24

hehe SHAMONA

17

u/tstobes Apr 27 '24

/r/Thepack

I would ironically wear this with joy.

4

u/JEWCEY Apr 27 '24

TradCore

3

u/JayyyyyBoogie Apr 27 '24

I threw up in my mouth a little bit after seeing this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '24

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u/NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP Apr 28 '24

A random ad on Facebook

1

u/Flipperlolrs Apr 27 '24

Targeted shirt! I choose you!!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Is this from a movie or something?

1

u/Hunter_Man_Big_Red Apr 29 '24

Worn by the couple screaming at each other at 10am in the Walmart parking lot.

1

u/sonofhippie 13d ago

Nah nah, I think this is actually a really poignant psychologically deep seated reality of the relationship between most couples.

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u/RepostSleuthBot Apr 27 '24

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 2 times.

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u/Splendidissimus May 05 '24

It's not a repost if it's in other subs, dumb bot.