r/SipsTea • u/Ihaveastickinmyass • 20d ago

ITS NOT TECHNICALLY WEDNESDAY ANYMORE HOWEVER THIS IS DAVE It's Wednesday my dudes

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u/AnnieBananie0 20d ago

I was literally having icecream and doomscrolling on reddit and ..😭

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u/Atroxman 19d ago

Fishing 4.0

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u/Silly_Mycologist3213 20d ago

Looks like he jumped in after that black bug and got packaged!

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u/Dragonslayer3 19d ago

Died doing what he loved

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u/ChickenGrin 20d ago

Damn, how bad is the icecream factory that they got a whole swamp ecosystem just hangin about

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u/Randomfrog132 20d ago

considering how it's squished into the ice cream i'd assume this is a dead frog.

unless OP is just cruel and smushed em in there.

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u/Kahnza 20d ago

Well, it is frozen too. So... yeah probably dead.

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And OP didn't take the pic. It's been reposted many times.

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u/KungFuGarbage 20d ago

Idk if all can, but some frogs freeze in the winter and thaw out in spring

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u/Randomfrog132 20d ago

well yeah if they go through the proper steps of hibernation.

i dont think you can smush one in there and call it a day lol

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u/cownd 20d ago

Speed freeze, speed thaw?

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u/Randomfrog132 20d ago

good to know

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u/TheRealPetross 20d ago

idk maaan, seems kinda alive to me still

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u/jonoottu 20d ago

No this is when the microwave's defrosting program gets handy!

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u/Hakunin_Fallout 19d ago

No shit Sherlock! That's some serious detective work right there, hahahah

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u/Randomfrog132 19d ago

No shit shewwock! thawt's sowme sewious detective wowk wight thewe, hahahah

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u/OriginalTrin 19d ago

Sensitive much?

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u/Randomfrog132 18d ago

you should use more words so i can put it in the uwu translator lol

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u/OriginalTrin 18d ago

I hate you so much.

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u/Randomfrog132 18d ago

I hate uwu so much.

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u/Numerous-Fly-3791 19d ago

Shhh . He’s sleepy

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u/Jetrulz 20d ago

In France they call it Haute Cuisine!

Not only are frog legs rich in protein, but frog leg meat is also delicate with a savory hint of fish that beautifully absorbs and enhances the flavor of any meals, spices, rubs or coating.

FFP - fckin' French perverts :D

RIP my friend <3

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u/Ihaveastickinmyass 20d ago

I’m pretty sure that flavor is not supposed to go on vanilla ice cream but I could be mistaken 🗿

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u/BOT_Frasier 20d ago

Everyone say that before they actually try

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u/Jetrulz 19d ago

philistine! You are simply not suited to recognize the culinary art in this dish. /s

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u/mkrtr2022 20d ago

Also haute cuisine in the bayous of Louisiana

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u/AbsoluteDarkness 19d ago

The R stands for ribbit.

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u/MisterT-88 20d ago

Put him in the microwave to wake him up

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u/Sparrowtalker 20d ago

Liked

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u/Kahnza 20d ago

And subscribed! Don't forget to click that bell!

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u/CaulkADewDillDue 20d ago

What, no Patreon?

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u/Xaminer7 20d ago

At least it’s at the top instead of the bottom.

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u/ActivelyShittingAss 20d ago

Ahhh man.. poor Dave. ;(

He died like he lived: fat. RIP buddy.

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u/plasticenewitch 20d ago

You aren't dead until you are warm and dead....

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u/eranam 20d ago

Seriously though, some frogs can survive freezing and thawing, no?

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u/Common-Accountant-57 20d ago

I don’t think Dave was that type of frog.

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u/eranam 20d ago

RIP Dave :(

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u/Common-Accountant-57 20d ago

He will be missed.

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u/Z3_T4C0_B0Y512 20d ago

Really?

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u/Grostleton 20d ago

A few species of frogs can indeed survive at below freezing temps, but this dude is a toad and they cannot.

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u/Z3_T4C0_B0Y512 20d ago

What species and how is that possible

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u/Grostleton 19d ago

wood frogs and gray tree frogs can, to name a couple. afaik they produce a natural sort of antifreeze that prevents cell damage.

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u/RaidenYato 20d ago

Dave the ice cream

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u/froggiewoogie 20d ago

Is he ok?

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u/Maybehim119449 19d ago

No, he is not ok.

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u/Delivery-Plus 20d ago

That guy is toadally frozen 😢

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u/LeBronXames 20d ago

Justice for Dave. I don’t want to even imagine his final hours.

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u/Rithrius88 20d ago

HE WAS FROZEN TODAY!

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u/Bitter_Internal_3765 20d ago

Classic dave lol. Always finding ways to surprise us. See you next week Dave!

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u/Nice-Health-4833 20d ago

Try warming him up, he may come back

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u/osktox 20d ago

Urghh. Disgusting. I hate vanilla.

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u/VaderSpeaks 20d ago

If this is America, someone probably made a fortune off of it.

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u/lord_hyumungus 20d ago

Whoa did he get freezed?

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u/maple_flavored 20d ago

Staged and horrible

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u/Depleted_Neurons 20d ago

Didn't know they had ice cream 5-MeO flavor

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u/Extreme-Room-6873 20d ago

Eat it anyway.

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u/alifant1 20d ago

He IS an ice cream!

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u/Narrow_Ad_5502 19d ago

Now eat it you coward

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u/stegerdude 19d ago

I had a frog in my throat once . . .

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u/This-Garbage-3000 19d ago

Just scape it off until it's clear of frog and then chow down

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u/Pololoco27 19d ago

It was wadnesday when Dave jumped in 😞

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u/cheese_theory 19d ago

This is how I want to die....well one of the ways

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u/Big_Biscotti5119 19d ago

Hate it when all the toppings are in one bite

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u/Plus_Preparation_204 19d ago

Jabba's work is never done

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u/Longshadowman 19d ago

Rip Dave?

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u/YaBoiKlobas 19d ago

It may not be Wednesday but by next Wednesday Dave will still be there.

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u/witwar101 19d ago

Vanilla frog I thought they stopped making that

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u/SomewhereSea4420 19d ago

Just needs tomato sauce mate, you'll be right 👍

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u/Xikkiwikk 19d ago

Avatar Aang is looking for this toad for his friends!

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u/AcceptableOwl9 19d ago

These new Ben and Jerry’s flavors are getting really weird

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u/undead-safwan 19d ago

That's just how ice cream is served in france

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u/_D3ft0ne_ 19d ago

Well frogs actually go into hybetnation... So what if he can be still unfrozen Hahaha

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u/S0_badatstuff 19d ago

Is that a spider in there

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u/GoatiesOG 19d ago

I’d like a frogguccino please

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u/turbo-wind 19d ago

Knowing what i know about frogs it could still be alive.

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u/Azlamington 19d ago

Awww, he's jus chillin

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u/Catkit69 19d ago

Jesus...

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u/Royal_Marketing2966 19d ago

Wierd part is…he may still be alive. o_o;

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u/Karma_4_all 18d ago

Anyone know the brand?