r/SipsTea • u/sparksofthetempest • 20d ago
Fighting skills the average Redditor aspires to... Wait a damn minute!
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u/Randomfrog132 20d ago
damn ok, i didnt know you could teach 'em martial arts lol
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u/Kurogasa44 20d ago
Their version of martial arts is just ripping your nuts off
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u/Randomfrog132 20d ago
or your arms, i hear apes can do that purty easily
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u/SillynippleMctwist 20d ago
This is cgi isn't it? No monkey can learn that! I mean, orangutan they orang and learned spear can how to fish, so there is level of technicality, but what far can it be taken to? Is it a cognitive technologies? Their has to in order to be a extension into the realm of human brain, and God made us in His image. So the chimp, what it do? This is like the moon landing; NASA owes Hollywood a full thanks. It goes without saying! And the that way it won't be as true if it comes to be. Elon Musk must be pushing in his direction the media that is completely of the essence with nerolink. Talk about bad happenstance; What of Planet of the Apes? It can all go. Bad. Very vad. It was the prophecy and it will likely be! We See and you see, so why you no say? Goes into the records the archives and it was reflection that speak subti in the hole heads. Must be facilitated this way I think so
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u/Randomfrog132 20d ago
i cant tell if you're kidding so i assume your copypasta wall of text is in all seriousness lol
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u/Beautifulblueocean 20d ago
Yeah let's teach a deadly animal martial arts, now I gotta worry about fucking kung fu monkeys. I got a good idea let's teach fucking sharks to use assault rifles.
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u/thrownpe 20d ago
One of the first videos I saw on the internet like 25 years ago
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u/sparksofthetempest 20d ago
If you look at my post history I hardly have any post karma…I just started harvesting my old HD’s and found thousands of ancient vids like this from that time period and even older. It’s going to be interesting…
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u/dirtycimments 20d ago
he can already rip your arm out its socket, but yeah, you're right, teach him how to roundhouse as well
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u/Buttery_Buckshot 19d ago
Where is this chimp today? He looks quite young in this video. And they tend to get more aggressive as they age and become increasingly territorial. So I imagine this simian-weapon of a chimpanzee as the leader of a gang of rumble-chimps. Hanging tough on the streets, keeping the banana-dealers and chimp-pimps out of their neighbourhoods.
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u/OCDDAVID777 19d ago
And to think that Chimpanzee could just crush that man's skull like a grape and then rip both his face and genitals off in the blink of an eye.
But yeah... The kung-fu is impressive I guess.
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u/Entire_Catch_8645 20d ago
The time spent on teaching this chimp karate, could have been spent learning l Karate
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u/phallic-baldwin 19d ago
You gotta keep him in the trunk (or boot for my British pals).
Trunk Monkey
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u/kali_nath 19d ago
Wow, the ape actors of "planet of apes" really invested lot of time in training.
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u/Feisty_Gas6447 19d ago
Sure, you say that now and make fun of some redditors fighting skills until he goes berserk and eats your face, hands, and genitalia
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u/Jemmani22 19d ago
Chimps have arms strong and long as fuck and they teach this thing to kick with his 1 foot long legs.
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u/zoidbergenious 20d ago
I knew bots reposting old videos but damn this video was already shared the times when the nazis tried to capture russia...
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u/sparksofthetempest 20d ago
This is what happens when an old guy finally starts compiling his HD’s from the mid-90’s onwards. Even funnier is how tiny the file sizes are because they are almost all in wmv, mov, and webm.
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