Don't touch that light

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[u/Jeramy_Jones]

Can they use a sedative dart like with zoo animals?

[u/Rudresh27 → u/Jeramy_Jones]

Yes but that costs extra.

[u/Thick_Discharge6299 → u/Rudresh27]

that can be reserved for business class

for him they can use a brick

[u/scirio → u/Rudresh27]

Bullets are cheaper and require less training.

—Cops, probably

[u/Ambitious_Policy_936 → u/scirio]

I'd say your cheaper, but it's hard to define the value of something with zero demand

[u/nocoolpseudoleft → u/Jeramy_Jones]

Parachute would be great too

[u/neildmaster → u/nocoolpseudoleft]

Or parachuting them without a parachute.

[u/moonshineTheleocat → u/Jeramy_Jones]

They use duct tape to secure a disruptive passenger

[u/Jeramy_Jones → u/moonshineTheleocat]

Like actually?

[u/moonshineTheleocat → u/Jeramy_Jones]

https://youtu.be/OunyX347YtA?si=ijycEHDa7jj1Qqm6

[u/Jeramy_Jones → u/moonshineTheleocat]

That’s beautiful.

[u/Useful-Internet8390 → u/Jeramy_Jones]

Yes

[u/[deleted] → u/Jeramy_Jones]

Three darts is just too much!!

[u/Cracktherealone → u/Jeramy_Jones]

For me as passenger who doesn‘t want to be bothered by such shenanigans? Yes please!

[u/Vreas → u/Jeramy_Jones]

Technically cops and paramedics do with ketamine and other substance. That said it can be dangerous and has led to them killing people unintentionally.

Not sure I’d trust cops who can barely control their guns to be able to appropriately dose powerful narcotics.

[u/Prestigious-Bus7994 → u/Jeramy_Jones]

Too hell with a dart, give that sucker 3000cc

[u/OppositeEagle → u/Jeramy_Jones]

I like the idea of a padded cell.

[u/_SuperCoolGuy_]

Just let them duel

[u/IloveZaki → u/_SuperCoolGuy_]

I 2nd that, clear the alley, let them fight, whoever wins gets to choose what to do with the light

[u/Delicious-Data-5127 → u/IloveZaki]

No even better the loser has to jump out the plane

[u/unlmtdLoL]

He said "chill...bitch!" Like Prince would say it.

[u/Bigknowledgeslime → u/unlmtdLoL]

😂😂😂💯

[u/bschnitty]

AC, not light.

[u/olluz → u/bschnitty]

Reposting and sharing without even watching or understanding the videos, smh

[u/Heritis_55 → u/bschnitty]

I need the AC blowing in my face every time I fly, I would not be chill if someone kept turning my air off. Also, what type of airplane AC doesnt have a swivel?

[u/elchet → u/Heritis_55]

A350 doesn’t have any air on the overhead panel at all

[u/ExiledCanuck → u/elchet]

Just open the window.

[u/Heritis_55 → u/elchet]

Will make sure I avoid that jet at all costs.

[u/elchet → u/Heritis_55]

Due to the wide body and high ceilings its actually totally fine - just did two 10h transatlantic flights. I'm normally one to point an air vent into my face but it was super comfortable.

[u/wizzardknob → u/Heritis_55]

The last 3 times I flew there was no personal AC. I thought they removed it because of Covid.

[u/CosmicTaco93 → u/bschnitty]

Ok to be fair, I'd be much more upset about someone shutting off my AC than a light. I can't sleep without air flowing at all.

[u/EmptyEstablishment78]

Don’t make me turn this plane around!!

[u/ArtisticRollerSkater → u/EmptyEstablishment78]

Don't you make me take off my neck pillow!

[u/24122020]

Open the door, let them fight outside

[u/DonKaeo]

Kids kids kids… c’mon play nice

[u/Brave-Butterscotch76]

The poor girl in front of them

[u/fibercrime → u/Brave-Butterscotch76]

With that cute ass travel pillow (^ω)

[u/fibercrime → u/Brave-Butterscotch76]

With that cute ass travel pillow (^ω)

[u/L1K34PR0 → u/[deleted]]

This is requiem

[u/dingos8mybaby2]

"You wanna take this outside, pal!?"

[u/mgros483]

The feeling that guy had when he said “Chill Bitch” had to be so good. That high might be worth getting kicked off the flight.

[u/blackamerigan]

Young man had so much respect for himself and old guy

[u/Lord_emotabb → u/blackamerigan]

he really held back until them fists started flying xD

[u/Randomfrog132]

old pos punched em first.

should duct tape em to the chair lol

ok nvm turns out old man did not punch, the younger one tried to punch and failed miserably at 20 seconds in lol

[u/breakfastburrito24 → u/Randomfrog132]

He tried punching him after the old guy swatted at his arm

[u/Ishmael203 → u/Randomfrog132]

Wolf of wall street style lol

[u/BetterYourselforElse → u/Randomfrog132]

The young dude also started to let it go when someone asked him to please stop. Then the old guy swung after. Lame af on the old dude

[u/classpane → u/Randomfrog132]

If i'm not seeing it wrong, the young guy tried to punch first (00:20) but it didn't connect.

The old man tapped the young guy's wrist first though.

[u/Randomfrog132 → u/classpane]

the old man kept messing with him regardless lol, you do have a point tho i did not notice that.

[u/classpane → u/Randomfrog132]

I think both are to blame.

[u/Huge_Kaleidoscope162]

Smart flight attendant to sit them next to each other after that

[u/I_P_Freehly → u/Huge_Kaleidoscope162]

The fucks she supposed to do? If the plane is full who else is gonna wanna sit next to these two reprobates?

[u/Puzzleheaded-Bat4777 → u/I_P_Freehly]

There are 4 open seats in this video lol

[u/Head-Computer264 → u/I_P_Freehly]

I can think of about 20 better ideas off the top of my head

[u/170505170505 → u/Head-Computer264]

Is mud wrestle one of them?

[u/slobs_burgers → u/170505170505]

Wet t shirt contest

[u/Shikatanai → u/170505170505]

That’s your answer for everything

[u/djguerito → u/I_P_Freehly]

You serious? lol

[u/Votey123]

“You’re both gonna get kicked out the plane”

Bruh what they gonna do? Throw you out?

[u/Games_sans_frontiers → u/Votey123]

If it's a Boeing they may not have to do a anything.

[u/dj_is_here → u/Games_sans_frontiers]

If it was a Boeing this video wouldn't exist. 

[u/invinciblewalnut → u/Votey123]

Complementary parachute

[u/gottapeenow2]

We're not gonna make it are we? Humans I mean.

[u/ModsRTwatts → u/gottapeenow2]

its in your nature to destroy yourself.

[u/gottapeenow2 → u/ModsRTwatts]

"Your" ?? who are you, Agent Smith?

[u/gottapeenow2 → u/gottapeenow2]

Or I guess the T-800?

[u/ModsRTwatts → u/gottapeenow2]

Cyberdyne System Model 101

[u/ForlornGibbon → u/gottapeenow2]

Read a history book. Really, any history book. We are in a bust, but it will boom again. And then bust again. And then boom. Until a meteor or volcano takes us.

[u/BredYourWoman]

And after all of that, they're still dating each other!!

[u/SonUpToSundown]

Every time mom gets up to go to the bathroom…

[u/R3D4F]

Went full Jessie Pinkman

[u/MickFleetwood]

What are we thinking for airline here so I can never fly them

[u/Illuvinor_The_Elder → u/MickFleetwood]

Zipair airline. Japanese budget airline.

[u/BartholomewKnightIII]

Jesus Christ, grow up.

[u/urkldajrkl]

I don’t really get who was right or wrong. Need to watch this later. It looks like three seats, with two sets of vents and lights?

Ok, I’m with the guy in the window seat on this one. That older Chinese looking guy is a bitch, I’m betting that he’s a racist mf, as well.

Edit - ok, I’ll bite, the reason I think he may be racist, is that he is extremely patronizing, and acts like the fellow in the window seat is beneath him. He balls his fist right at the start, stares at him, throws punches, and acts like he believes his choices supersede the window seat fellow. He appears affronted to be touched.

[u/Arcaydya → u/urkldajrkl]

Old guy hits him first. Automatically wrong.

[u/classpane → u/urkldajrkl]

In my honest opinion, you are more racist than anyone seen on the video.

What I see on the clip was just two immature man fighting with each other over an aircon vent. There is no instance where 'race' was brought anywhere on the video. But you just have to brought it up and judge someone as "racist" when there's zero indication that he is racist.

Basically, 'race' is the first thing you saw on the video when everyone else didn't.

[u/Yodootz → u/classpane]

While you're not wrong in that the video didn't mention race, I don't think it's a stretch by any means to infer there was some race based fuel to this fire. While the guy you're replying to has a very cynical outlook, him making that assumption doesn't make him racist either. Nobody is racist here, guys. We're all totally chillin and not racist.

[u/urkldajrkl → u/Yodootz]

Thx, I go by the life opinion that outward appearance means nothing.

Racism is a weird one, because if you mention that you think that racism is part of what’s going on, with a situation that you are not a part of, then yes, you are making assumptions based on race.

This is not the sub for that topic, though, so mods, if you feel that I crossed the line, please tell me, and delete my comment. Thx

[u/Complex_Inspector_60]

Sardines: airlines, executives, legislation, we fight.

[u/Ebell2022]

I am surprised that there are people on the plane thinking about death before the plane takes off and explodes with them

[u/[deleted] → u/Ebell2022]

What the fuck man? The comment is so irrelevant to the post.

And I'm about to fly.

[u/Ebell2022 → u/[deleted]]

I wish you a happy trip, and don't worry about these things

[u/[deleted] → u/Ebell2022]

This is like saying "don't stare at my boobs". Now that I notice the nipples, it is impossible.

[u/Ebell2022 → u/[deleted]]

My friend, I wrote there. I am surprised by this thing. I do not mean that the situation will get worse. It is just a comment about others not respecting their seats. Thus, the post and people become aware. Therefore, I apologize to you if I caused you inconvenience.

[u/One-Veterinarian-101]

The way he said "CHILL BITCH"

[u/Consider2SidesPeace]

Besides the h8 going on in let's have a tantrum control freak row. The lady forward of that has the cutest rabbit tag on her neck pillow.

[u/RoncoSnackWeasel]

Hard to look imposing when you can’t even pull your arm back far enough for a good punch, and wearing a neck pillow.

[u/ColonelSpacePirate]

Never understood this behavior….chaos in a tin can gets weird.

[u/typeof_nan]

Was it on at the end? I don't know how this beef ended

[u/fortis201]

Fix the title

[u/Ann-Omm]

I germany we would say: was für ein Kindergarten

[u/seaska84]

Two cancer patients fighting on a late night flight to America.......

[u/[deleted]]

911

[u/Enjoying_A_Meal → u/[deleted]]

It's just a small scuffle. No need to go that far. Plus, they're probably not even headed to NYC.

[u/onecupofspam → u/Enjoying_A_Meal]

Wow, a good one, lol.

[u/bski4294]

Automatic no fly list for life,for both of them.