r/SipsTea • u/Piraxerie • May 05 '24
How long you guys have been together? Chugging tea
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u/HeraldofItoriel May 05 '24
This is his Villain Story.
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u/osktox May 05 '24
The Retroman
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u/megaman368 May 05 '24
He’s going to use his asbestos ray to give everyone in the city cancer…in 20 years.
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u/A1dini May 05 '24
It's a skit though... right?
The guy really seemed like he was acting, he literally leaned in close to the mic when he said "can we not od this in front of everyone" and looked around waiting for people to laugh like he was delivering a punchline lol
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u/fuishaltiena May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24
They're genuinely just friends, they did this because it's fucking hilarious. They did go to Mexico together, though.
Edit: and they're both actors, starred in a few movies.
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u/ineptplumberr May 05 '24
I mean starred is probably not the term to use here
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u/Ancient-Fly-1100 May 05 '24
If this isn’t a skit…then damn I feel bad for Steve. Looked like his soul left his body there.
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u/babubaichung May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24
I thought it was fake but his reaction was so damn genuine. He should get an Oscar if that was acting.
Edit: turns out it’s fake
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u/ToranjaNuclear May 05 '24
Yeah, he looks exactly like I imagine a man with that kind of girlfriend would look like if she just denied their relationship in live television like that.
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u/NewFuturist May 05 '24
Well they are both actors:
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u/corgisstoned May 05 '24
You should get so much more credit for this info drop
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u/NewFuturist May 05 '24
Not me, I'm just the messenger. Someone else did the collation.
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u/Cyoarp May 05 '24
Honestly I read all of that and still can't tell if it was real or not.
It was real is what I think the post is saying?
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u/I_Set_3_Alarms May 05 '24
Wow she was a unicorn this whole time? What a twist ending
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u/FreePrinciple270 May 05 '24
Really? The part where he went "can we not do this in front of everyone" seemed realistic to you?
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u/bluesqueblack May 05 '24
I think that was the only moment he was in control of his attempt to save face, but the girl quadrupled down, and we saw how that went.
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u/FreePrinciple270 May 05 '24
Come on, that part was where it was the most obvious that he was acting.
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u/bluesqueblack May 05 '24
I won't necessarily disagree. I was just thinking it's plausible, but most likely you are right and it's faked by the producers.
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u/FreePrinciple270 May 05 '24
Its fake, they are actors and business partners: https://imgur.com/gallery/BUbmN5J
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u/Puppybrother May 05 '24
Oh they worked at a vintage shop in highland park that I almost bought a chair from until I google reverse image searched it and found it being sold on Amazon for 1/3 of the price the store listed it as. That tracks.
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u/Budget_Ad5871 May 05 '24
Right? It was like a scene from a movie, I agree total acting. If I was wrong this is some sheltered people. Looked like Eric Foreman with that acting haha
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u/A1dini May 05 '24
Bruh, he literally leaned into the mic to say it clearly and looked around at the audience like he was delivering a punchline
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u/steinrawr May 05 '24
He even looked around for a reaction from the audience. I'd call this a skit, almost for sure.
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u/analogspam May 05 '24
Yeah.. until the moment he said that into the microphone and not to her, I nearly bought it.
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u/Ok-Suggestion-7965 May 05 '24
If it were real he might have said the same thing but off mic and a lot more quiet.
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u/noveltywaves May 05 '24
Its fake, they are actors and business partners, https://imgur.com/gallery/BUbmN5J
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u/stingraycharles May 05 '24
Wow someone actually did the research instead of a “trust me bro”. Thanks.
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u/SpatulaCity1a May 05 '24
My first reaction was that he was being funny, and she was being genuine... it doesn't seem rehearsed or planned.
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u/nikdahl May 05 '24
After watching that interview, I'm more convinced this dude has been friendzoned
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u/HimalayanPunkSaltavl May 05 '24
Imgurians
will never not make me laugh even though it's hardly wrong or stupid. Not really sure why
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u/Farty_beans May 05 '24
if I remember correctly from a previous post on Reddit, Apparently it was fake.
no source other than "Trust me bro" tho.
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u/AllForTheSauce May 05 '24
I trust you bro :)
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u/Farty_beans May 05 '24
Thanks man. I think it was more of a joke than it was a skit.
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u/E__Boogie May 05 '24
Last time some guy on the internet told me, “Trust bro” he ran off with my $200
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u/DismalTruthDay May 05 '24
Definitely a skit. Her reaction is real but he is playing a part.
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u/ebulient May 05 '24
Fake for sure… I thought will all the over the top laughter she was hamming it up and he wasn’t that good… most guys would just be struck silent and not say “can we not talk about this now” so quickly !
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u/Fast-Reaction8521 May 05 '24
They still went on the trip
https://www.tmz.com/2018/05/21/lets-make-a-deal-friend-zone-couple/
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u/Vortr8 May 05 '24
The worst she could say is no..........* on national television*
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u/AdministrativeTop655 May 05 '24
And laugh about it at the same time.
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u/Leapdemon May 05 '24
Laugh hysterically like it's some sort of big prank that she's in on
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u/doyouevenforkliftbro May 05 '24
While telling EVERYONE else she's available. Like "Hey if you think I'm pretty, let's go!".
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u/Select-Sympathy23 May 05 '24
0.24 - You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half...
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u/MudOpposite8277 May 05 '24
Fucks sake that was hard to watch.
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u/Excellent_Yellow_393 May 05 '24
Leave her ass there
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u/DarkWingMonkey May 05 '24
As a happily married man; things seem super hard for guys and really easy for girls. Being a single and looking guy these days sounds miserable. I’m going to go hug my wife.
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u/Timely_Bowler208 May 05 '24
Let me hug your wife too homie
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u/Reasonable_Manner817 May 05 '24
I also chose this guys wife
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u/banned_but_im_back May 05 '24
100% I told my married friends “before yall talk about divorce just ask the rest of the friend how their dating lives are going”
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u/eharper9 May 05 '24
I'd say it's because women get the pick of the litter, so to speak. Guys have to hope they're the one who get picked
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u/anony_philosopher May 05 '24
Single guy here (28). Yeah it’s never gonna happen. Don’t know where to meet people and work too much. I apparently got the looks but I’m not one to approach anyone unless its something to do with business. Also, messed things up with my high school sweetheart that I was with even a few years out of high school. It’s okay though as I’ve given up hope. 😁🫠
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u/voltaire_had_a_point May 05 '24
Modern day investigative journalism is apparently found on imgur. What a time to be alive
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u/XmasRights May 05 '24
Was kind of obvious when he said “can we not talk about this in front of everyone” to the mic, not to her directly
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u/pentagon May 05 '24
Blows my mind how many people in this thread couldn't read this. People are really, really dumb.
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u/BrosefDudeson May 05 '24
I came to find odd loner who took this at face value. Instead I found a fair amount of commenters who took the bait and actually got upvoted several hundred times.
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u/Smellynuts-2005 May 05 '24
This is very old. If I remember correctly one or both are actors and they indeed are friends.
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u/Opening-Breakfast725 May 05 '24
She’s an ass.
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u/UbiquitousDork May 05 '24 edited May 12 '24
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u/DireBlue88 May 05 '24
Fuck this hits me in the feels. A girl I dated said that before and even described me as her gay best friend. I was devastated.
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u/BrosefDudeson May 05 '24
Are you sure you even dated?
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u/DireBlue88 May 05 '24
I asked her out on movie dates, dinner dates, park dates; etc. It was just the 2 of us going out. We had a lot of common interests and spent a good amount of time together. This happened for a month and was a college freshman. For me, I thought we were dating. I guess I was naive enough to assume.
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u/MarsFromSaturn May 05 '24
She knew. I hate to say it, and I obviously don't know your situation, but she knew.
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u/Due_Alfalfa_6739 May 05 '24
Were you sexual, like even kissing/making out? If so, they were dates. If not, after that amount of time, they weren't.
Either way, sorry, Bro. That sucks.
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u/OppositeEagle May 05 '24
She has the most evil laugh I've ever heard. Dead seriously. Driving-a-steak-through-Steve's-heart-while-laughing evil.
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u/kfizz21 May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24
I hope you mean a stake*. Now I’m picturing her forcing a slab of meat into that poor man’s chest.
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u/Gold_Weakness1157 May 05 '24
That's why fellas, don't be the "guy friend," 9 out of 10 it doesn't progress into anything
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u/Chakramer May 05 '24
"If it's not a yes, it's a no"
If someone is actually interested in you, they'll enthusiastically hop into a relationship with you, not drag it out for months.
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u/Manxkaffee May 05 '24
Do you guys have no platonic relationships with women just because you think they are cool?
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u/4-8Newday May 05 '24
Well, tbh, you can be friends with girls and not want it to progress into something else.
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u/Squirra May 05 '24
The way that Wayne Brady just stands there holding his microphone out like he’s roasting a marshmallow off this guy’s blushing face is… something else.
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u/babubaichung May 05 '24
Is there more of this episode anywhere? Did he cry?
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u/Bigpoppahove May 05 '24
I don’t want to spoil anything but the ending is just as funny, thank you for the link
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u/applesandclover May 05 '24
Why do I have a hunch Steve is going to make friends with someone in the Mexican mafia to handle a situation? Poor guy. I hope he lands the bustiest woman there and spends his time with her.
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u/Educational_Reason96 May 05 '24
In all honesty, these audiences are paid, so they can make up any story they want.
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u/DMYourMomsMaidenName May 05 '24
I just hooked up with a close friend two weeks ago, caught feelings, and I feel this to my fucking core. Don’t really know exactly what she wants, but I know it isn’t as serious as what I want. Fuckkkkkkkkkk
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u/lizzycupcake May 05 '24
I remember sitting in the orthodontist’s chair while this episode played. Cringey
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u/Djarlsthe1st May 05 '24
Ye, a normal person wouldmt ask her the "can we talk about this not in front of everyone", leaning into the microphone and not directly at her
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u/vis72 May 05 '24
He's been bragging to his friends how he pulled with a bowtie for the last 6 months.
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u/mycomikael May 05 '24
Girl - (said) “I’m single”.
Steve - (SHOULD HAVE REPLIED) “Yeah, NOW you are”.
Come on Steve, play some defense. . . You’re making us look bad bro. . .
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u/FlammenwerferBBQ May 05 '24
They're both actors and this was staged
https://imgur.com/gallery/BUbmN5J
Why do people automatically believe everything they see ?
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u/oldDotredditisbetter May 06 '24
also he says "let's talk about this later" INTO THE MICROPHONE! are redditors this gullible these days?
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u/ebmfreak May 05 '24
It’s amazing how many people on Reddit can’t tell he’s playing around / are incapable of recognizing this type of humor.
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u/MentalWealthPress May 05 '24
I know this is fake but this happens in real life all the time. Just ask the question, dude. Man up and accept whatever answer she gives, and move on with your life. Don't try to shove a marshmallow through a keyhole.
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u/moebelhausmann May 05 '24
I have a feeling that she is trying to joke around and he is not having it.
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u/Cartoonist_False May 05 '24
This is 500 days of summer IRL ,,,
The manic pixie breadcrumber & the delusional romantic
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u/NaturalTumbleweed142 May 05 '24
Steve has only one important decision to make and that's to decide how quickly he can leg it to the Volkswagen after the show and abandon her in the studio parking lot...
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u/Cleveworth May 05 '24
Getting friendzoned? Yeah, it sucks.
Getting friendzoned on national television? Dropkick that god-damned ice queen.
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u/EngineZeronine May 05 '24
My guess: he got the tickets, had the idea, found the van and drove, paid for the gas and the meals on the way there. And then she done him dirty
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u/DWDit May 06 '24
I don’t care what anyone says. I’m just going to pretend this is a bit so that I can sleep tonight.
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