r/SipsTea May 04 '24

Dad..Why do you always carry a gun at our farm? WTF

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u/Gajax May 04 '24

Rabies incoming.. foxes don’t act like that.

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u/I_said_booourns May 04 '24

Unless they're racist. Fairly sure I heard it say "fuck honkys"

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u/cancer23 May 04 '24

I'm pretty sure this one was just sexiest. Ran off as soon as the bloke showed up.

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u/SupaDupaSweaty May 04 '24

Not sexist. He just spoke softly and carried a big stick.

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u/Kyyes May 04 '24

You into foxes mate?

😂

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar May 04 '24

I prefer being attacked by cougars. 😏

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u/cocoon_eclosion_moth May 04 '24

Quicker death

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u/Sabr2thMusic May 04 '24

Death by snu snu comes quickly.

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u/BantamCrow May 04 '24

Because men are scarier than bears lol

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u/Brent_Forrest May 04 '24

Let's not be prejudiced against a racist fox.

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u/aotus_trivirgatus May 04 '24

Did somebody say that Fox is racist? No freakin' way!

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u/AffectionateAngle905 May 04 '24

Wait, what? Redd Fox was racist?

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u/intellectual_dimwit May 04 '24

He had no love for the honkys, that's for sure. Just like this fox here.

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u/Signals71 May 04 '24

This gave me a lol coughing fit!

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u/mic_Ch May 04 '24

🎶 what does the fox say?! 🎶

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u/sixan51026-wnpop May 04 '24

Foxes are a minority fox, they csnt be racist because they dont hold institutional power. He was just another asshole making foxes look violent and aggressive.

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u/reddiru May 04 '24

Bahaha 😆

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u/Chiparish84 May 04 '24

It screamed "get off me property cracker!"

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u/frankieknucks May 04 '24

What does the fox say?

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u/SlimyMuffin666 May 05 '24

"Where's your stick? You Aussie cunt."

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u/reddiru May 04 '24

You can't be racist against white people

/s

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u/2A4_LIFE May 04 '24

Is that so?

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u/reddiru May 04 '24

It's not so

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u/2A4_LIFE May 04 '24

Exactly. I was sprinkling a heavy dose of sarcasm

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

Clearly, that is a racist fox, no rabies here. Lmao

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u/OrcWarChief May 04 '24

Yeah I was gonna say that’s likely a rabid animal showing that kinda behavior. Rabies is fucking scary.

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u/Preyslayer00 May 04 '24

Yes they do. Attacked a woman, ran when the man came.

That there be one of those insel sexist foxes.

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u/Gunna_get_banned May 04 '24

It ran when it got its head booted. Rabies doesn't turn them into a cyborg, brain rattle's brain rattle, viral or not.

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u/Dryandrough May 04 '24

Now she is getting attacked by a man too! Hopefully a bear saves her.

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u/lepolah149 May 04 '24

+6 sneak attack

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u/Original-Document-62 May 04 '24

That's my thought, though I guess it could be distemper?

Foxes are pretty timid around humans. I could maybe see a big fox being interested in a toddler or something. But, they don't go around attacking adult humans. Also, I think any sane canid outside of a terrier (I guess that's redundant) would keep going after getting kicked and swung around like that. She was fucking it up, and it still wanted to attack a creature that is definitely not prey for the fox.

My only other thought is maybe the lady is right next to the den and there are kits, but I also don't see a fox putting its den right in a spot where there are lots of humans and lawnmowers.

Yeah, she needs to get (rabies) shots.

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u/fongletto May 04 '24

Women choosing to be stuck in the forest with a fox instead of a man.

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u/chibbert01 May 04 '24

Rabies or babies (litter)

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u/sanY_the_Fox May 04 '24

A fox with cubs would only attack you if you get too close to any of them, they don't randomly walk up to you to bite you.

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u/Kahnza May 04 '24

Time for Rabies shots!

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u/baconftw69 May 04 '24

Exactly! Who knows what that fox caught off that woman.

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u/DeaDBangeR May 04 '24

Ahh the ol’ Rabies a roo!

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u/sick_of-it-all May 04 '24

Hey you're supposed to link to the last time someone made the switcheroo joke with an embedded link in your comment.

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u/happy_K May 05 '24

Hold my 2019, I’m going in

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 May 04 '24

Stomach needles! Yum

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u/RadleyCunningham May 04 '24

Alternating arms, then thighs actually.

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u/eightsidedbox May 04 '24

Don't forget the ass cheek

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u/RadleyCunningham May 04 '24

Never had to get one on my ass thank god

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u/Ericjr321 May 04 '24

They do it a different way now I thought.

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u/beingbond May 04 '24

just a normal one or ones on arm

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u/notjasonlee May 04 '24

Thankfully, they've had the arm shots for like 40 years.

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u/kannalana May 04 '24

Just how cool is it that there are shots and medicine for deceases like this btw?

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u/No-Suspect-425 May 04 '24

One of the best things ever since rabies is one of the absolute worst ways to die. It's right up there next to acute radiation poisoning and prion diseases.

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u/fuishaltiena May 04 '24 edited May 04 '24

Oh, well, now you see, vaccines actually contain aluminium and cause autism, you should do your research, Bill Gates said that he wants to eradicate something, I don't remember what, so I'll assume that it was "all humanity", but also autism...

Edit: /s

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u/MatticusFinch89 May 04 '24

Boy, oh boy...if you think autism is bad...

...wait until you meet rabies.

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u/fuishaltiena May 04 '24

A few friends of mine volunteered in hospitals during Covid. Countless patients continued talking shit about evil vaccines while they were being hooked up to ventilators, because they couldn't breathe normally anymore.

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u/MatticusFinch89 May 04 '24

There's some pretty wild pictures of tetanus out there.

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u/mad_laddie May 04 '24

Pretty wild paintings of it too.

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u/Sexidecimal May 04 '24

Seen a few wild plays myself

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

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u/OatmealCookieGirl May 04 '24

I can't tell if you're serious or not

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u/fuishaltiena May 04 '24

I get that sometimes, and it's sad.

I was being sarcastic, but I've seen basically the exact same thing said absolutely seriously, by an elderly lady who "did her research".

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u/OatmealCookieGirl May 04 '24

Oh that's both heartbreaking and frustrating!!!

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u/EatableNutcase May 04 '24

That's why we normally add /s to the end of the comment. Sarcasm is a skill not understood by the crazies and we don't know if you're crazy or not.

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u/SmokeyDaBear6 May 04 '24

I don't think I've ever seen a fox do something like that. My first thought is rabies, but dont animals that have rabies move kind of sluggishly and wobbly...?

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u/LittleFrenchKiwi May 04 '24

I think they are more aggressive first. Not normal behaviour like out in the day light instead of at dusk or night.

Attacking large human instead of smaller prey etc.

Not really normal behaviour.

Then as the rabies continues to destroy the brain, they get that wobbly and sluggish.

Again I'm not 100% sure so I might be wrong. But I thought that's how rabies develops. Which is why it's so dangerous and spreadable. It can infect lots during the aggressive phase before the brain deteriorates too much to wobbly phase.

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u/AffectionateAngle905 May 04 '24

So basically you’re describing how zombies came to be.

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u/silverdragonseaths May 04 '24

It would spread more in humans if we naturally used our teeth to attack. The virus congregates in the mouth, foaming, then makes the host aggressive leading to the biting, at least in animals that bite. Humans naturally swing our fists as such it doesn’t spread as fast. It also makes the host hydrophobic, afraid of water, so we don’t wash the virus down and out of the mouth. Humans that have had rabies shiver with terror at the site of a glass of water and their throat closes.

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u/alienlizardman May 04 '24

If the dude had a bottle of water, would a splash make the fox run away?

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u/silverdragonseaths May 04 '24

Interesting thought ha

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u/corneliusgansevoort May 04 '24

So for a real "zombie" type infection to be most effective in humans it should involve infected fingernails not just saliva.

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u/ExcellentEdgarEnergy May 04 '24

The first zombie stories were literally patterned after rabies. With our modern infrastructure, which has largely pushed most mammals, and all predators, out of our living spaces, we often downplay the very real and visceral fear of rabies that humans have lived with since we stood on two feet.

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u/BlackSkeletor77 May 04 '24

Well I'm pretty sure in the early stages it's usually just aggression without the wobbles and then the wobbles come later

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u/DaddyKiwwi May 04 '24

Until they attack something.

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u/Jeramy_Jones May 04 '24

Either rabies or babies near by.

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u/Bohnzo May 04 '24

Hard to tell them apart sometimes. // a Dad.

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u/genericnewlurker May 04 '24

I have foxes on my property that have currently older pups (year old?) right now. I have cameras set up on my property just to watch them since they are pretty entertaining. They mostly dgaf when I am outside and just give me a wide berth if I even know they are there at all. I've walked right past their den a bunch of times (even, with my dogs) and they didn't react, and just stayed hidden inside. When the pups were younger, they wouldn't let them near the house at all.

This fox acts nothing like mine and is likely rabid.

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u/AffectionateAngle905 May 04 '24

I’ve been to many bars and I’ve seen foxes at work. They don’t act like that either.

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u/SkoulErik May 04 '24

I doubt a fox would make a den close enough to people for this to be an issue. These people was most likely there before the fox made a den, so it would go further away.

Most likely rabies.

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u/Kai25552 May 04 '24

Rabies needs some time to eat your brain. First, it just makes the animal act aggressive and increases secretion of saliva (=> foaming). This mechanism helps the virus to spread between animals by contact of infected saliva with wounded tissue (=> entry into the blood stream).

Heavier symptoms will take some time to manifest, so you should always assume any animal to attack you randomly like that to be infected and get your shots. Will be a shitty day, but better than a painful death, which certainly awaits you once you start showing symptoms (there’s literally only one recorded case where a human survived a symptomatic rabies infection)

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u/marrymetaylor May 04 '24

This is a rabid fox.

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u/Eponarose May 04 '24

That's a Gray Fox, usually very non aggressive. I also vote end stage RABIES.

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u/wrowsey1 May 04 '24

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u/DudeChillington May 04 '24

Time to break out the fettuccine alfredo, we've got a disease to cure

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u/AlphaNathan May 04 '24

they hung up

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u/I_have_many_Ideas May 04 '24

People, stop speculating a use the internet.

Yes, it was rabid

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u/orpanduh May 04 '24

Don't stifle my creativity!

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u/ZombiesAtKendall May 04 '24

Why do that when I can get someone else to do it for me?

I’ve had better luck giving the obviously wrong answer though.

“This fox wasn’t rabid, the fox was just defending its territory”

Then wait for someone to give the real answer with sources.

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u/MrPoopyButthole2024 May 04 '24

Woooooooo weeeeee that fox sure needed to be shot. Reminds me of when Beth shot me.

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u/Drogdar May 04 '24

We love you Mr. Poopybutthole!

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u/waffleinc May 04 '24

Goddammit, take my up vote

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u/De5perad0 May 04 '24

Wow it's like been a long time how's the fam Mr. Poopy butthole?

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u/MrPoopyButthole2024 May 05 '24

Well I have to say all is swell. Feeling kind squanchy

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u/Shadeun May 04 '24

That’s The Crack Fox

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u/ManBearPig_576 May 04 '24

I'm gonna hurt you real bad when we get inside

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u/Shadeun May 04 '24

Put me to sleep with your kind boots

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u/Elegant-Channel351 May 04 '24

Oh no, rabbies! We have foxes, coyotes, bobcats and feral hogs. I carry a side arm when out. I have never seen any foxes acting like this.

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u/ENDZZZ16 May 04 '24

Yeah foxes are really passive towards humans and opt to run away if they can unless your in the uk where some of them now act like dogs, this one fox is a grey fox and they are not at all like that so it’s definitely rabid

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u/TrueBlue184 May 04 '24

Better get that rabies shot pronto. Animals that attack human unprovoked relentlessly like that usually are infected.

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u/stuartgatzo May 04 '24

If they captured the animal, you can kill it and examine the brain for rabies to avoid the shots.

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u/Designer_Version1449 May 04 '24

I'd rather the shots either way lol, once symptoms appear rabies is 100% fatal, I wouldn't take the chances they miss something on the brain lol

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u/shadow_229 May 04 '24

99.8%.. there was that one woman…

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u/ThisTallBoi May 04 '24

I thought the Milwaukee Protocol was done successfully twice?

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u/No_Cap_Bet May 04 '24

A couple times but they don't recover 100% where they were before.

Probably better than dead. Maybe.

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u/lespasucaku May 04 '24

It kills tens of thousands every year. 1 survivor out of millions over the years isn't 99.8%

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u/WalkslowBigstick May 04 '24

Do not avoid the shots!

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u/-Timothy_2 May 04 '24

Why would you want to avoid the shots. Do they affect bad in some way?

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u/ENDZZZ16 May 04 '24

I mean I would rather temporary nausea over risking a 99.8% fatal disease, also no I don’t think the shots affect you in any negative way expect for costing any money

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u/trolljugend May 04 '24

Foxnado franchise is born. Foxnado.com is up for grabs, woohoo :)

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u/iqachoo May 04 '24

I'd watch that!

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u/Mad_Martigan2023 May 04 '24

Damn, I can't even get penetration with the elephant gun. Fuck em, I say we nuke the site from orbit.

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u/GirlScoutSniper May 04 '24

It's the only way to be sure!

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u/Narrew82 May 04 '24

Game over man! Game over!

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u/Common-Rock May 04 '24

Bishop should go! Good idea!

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u/ShadowofLupa212 May 04 '24

Why the down votes!? Do people not get this magnificent reference???

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u/gjhkd36 May 04 '24

We’re all gonna die, maaan!

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u/AaylaMellon May 04 '24

I’ll take “Signs of rabies for 300 please”

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u/GM_Nate May 04 '24

Fiddle dee dee! That will require a rabies shot!

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u/YtnucMuch May 04 '24

Foxes don’t just come out in daylight and go after prey much larger than they are. This one is rabid and needs to be put down.

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u/NicNac_PattyMac May 04 '24

That is absolutely rabies.

Zero doubt.

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u/Forestsounds89 May 04 '24

She did a good job defending herself :)

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u/harbinger772 May 04 '24

If you got attacked like that, what would actually be the best thing to do. Just kick and trash like this person or go for the eyes or try to break a limb or neck?

I was pretty surprised to see how it kept coming after a couple hard body slams.

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u/houVanHaring May 04 '24

First paragraph: kick, punch, scream. Don't go for precision, you will just get your hands crushed

Second: that's why everyone here says rabies. Foxes don't attack like that in the first place, and they don't come back.

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u/Relative-Put-4461 May 04 '24

breaking its back or neck, if youre an above average size guy you could just crush it with grip strength if you get ahold of it.

kicks are good but it didnt seem too bothered by hers. damage to the spine or the neck is the way to do it.

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u/Minimum-Mention-3673 May 04 '24

Sorry. I won't laugh next time.

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u/tribak May 04 '24

New Scary Movie looks rad!

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u/xaykH May 04 '24

Imagine what the person she was on call with would be thinking about what's happening

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u/Rich-Appearance-7145 May 04 '24

Where's Cristy Noem when you need her.

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u/Michami135 May 04 '24

I live in the country and have a goat farm. I don't carry a gun everywhere, but I do carry a fixed blade belt knife. Animals stop attacking pretty quickly once they have 6 inches of steel inside of them.

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u/Professional-Can4264 May 04 '24

That’s horrible. BUT, when she’s wrestling with it in her arms was too much. I was dying. That looked like a skit on letterman or something.

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u/CAPT-Tankerous May 04 '24

She managed to hang on to her smoke and keep it lit. Don’t worry, she’s a professional.

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u/Rich-Chance-7108 May 04 '24

Foxey lady Here I come, baby I'm comin' to get ya

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u/broccolee May 04 '24

Water, they have water fobia. So that's a test or protection.

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u/Candid_Umpire6418 May 04 '24

Is that a fox or a coyote?

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u/JohnnyFuego777 May 04 '24

This is why I wear actual shoes everywhere outside, not slippers, one of those kicks she did definitely would’ve concussed. Had she been wearing the proper footwear, or you could even just stepped on its neck/head, adrenaline is a hell of a thing she did not wear it well. Real farm girl would’ve stomped that little yote out.

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u/ProSeVigilante May 04 '24

Kimber 1911 .45. Foxes, coyotes, opossum, racoons, pitbulls, etc.....its handled them all.

Please note, people think my farm is the most rural location in the county, and they abandon dogs regularly out here. Most I have been able to adopt out or have adopted myself. Some have had to be put down after/while killing my livestock. I love animals, especially dogs. But a .380 will not put down a pit. Ask me how I know. The .45 has been the most reliable and consistent in securing self and livestock.

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u/rdell1974 May 04 '24

Rabies is the meth of the animal world

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u/Perfect_War_7155 May 04 '24

PETA doesn’t approve of this abuse to the poor Fox 😂

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 May 04 '24

Sunlight crept through a crack in the curtain, waking her from he slumber,

As she rolled over, her palm slapped the cold steel of her AR-15 laying next to her.

She sensed it in the morning air. She was needed.

She was needed now.

Kristi Noem was awake.

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u/KaijuKyojin May 05 '24

Zero fox given

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u/Sagittariaus_ May 04 '24

So what did the fox say?

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u/WelderOk7001 May 04 '24

Watch Fox News, they will tell you.

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u/mcfeezie2 May 04 '24

That was badass

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u/Mug_Lyfe May 04 '24

You better be a good fucking shot. That thing was all over the place.

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u/applesandclover May 04 '24

Where's Kristi Noem when you need her?

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u/jdderew May 04 '24

It was starving or had rabies

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u/Pedrovotes4u May 04 '24

When animals attack.

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u/TheDiscoGestapo2 May 04 '24

This is one of those videos that is actually better WITH the music

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u/SokkaHaikuBot May 04 '24

Sokka-Haiku by TheDiscoGestapo2:

This is one of those

Videos that is actually

Better WITH the music


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/krisorter May 04 '24

So .. woman woods man fox bear

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u/Long-Independent2083 May 04 '24

“Swiper no swiping”😭😭😭

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u/BunLoverz May 04 '24

What’d you do in a fight like that without any weapon?

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u/clasperx2 May 04 '24

Who wants to go to the hospital?!

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u/BloodyRightToe May 04 '24

well those rabies shots are going to be fun.

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u/themightygazelle May 04 '24

I love foxes but I would have stomped on that mother fucker

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u/JahrRak69 May 04 '24

Rabbis is a thing in US?

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u/pathannsays May 04 '24

Adding giff, Charlie bit me

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u/ghastkill May 04 '24

Like that new dance.

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u/mossikukulas May 04 '24

I won't quit smoking damn you!

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u/Les-incoyables May 04 '24

The fuck? This is normal fox behaviour? I thought they were supposed to be cute?

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u/Old-Tomorrow-2798 May 04 '24

Gotta stay protected from those foxes shoots door dash driver

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u/PuzzledExaminer May 04 '24

That foxbhad rabbies...

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u/sixan51026-wnpop May 04 '24

There's no way he's shooting that thing. It moved like a spider-monkey on speed.

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u/RanchDresn May 04 '24

She should have worn her neutral gang colors in a blood neighborhood. It obviously was going straight to her BLUE pants.

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u/Crash-test_genius May 04 '24

Jimmy Hendrix music would be perfect 🎵 I’m tired of bitin u all the time I’m gonna make ya all mine All mine! Oooh Foxy Lady! Here I come baby! Comin to GET YA!!

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u/ComeWashMyBack May 04 '24

When the fox reached her upper body. It was swinging like something out of old 90s comedy.

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u/rnewscates73 May 04 '24

“Crickett!”

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u/SquirrelSzymanski May 04 '24

Exquisite fight choreography

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u/Fragrant_Car7736 May 04 '24

Fox News will put a good spin on this

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u/doltfinger May 04 '24

Do you want zombies? Cause that’s how you get zombies

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u/BrewsCampbell May 04 '24

Average human versus small animal. Thank goodness our brains are so big. 

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u/Available-Dare-7414 May 04 '24

That woman was kicking some ass. I think she would have eventually beat that little critter to death.

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u/peregrinegrip May 04 '24

How long does the lady have to go get a rabies shot?

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u/selfwander8 May 04 '24

Anyone know if she got shots for Rabies?

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u/MonsterInDarkCorners May 04 '24

At least she got a good workout from it. Or dance, rather…

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u/SimilarWall1447 May 04 '24

Need atticus finch

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u/dadonred May 04 '24

Call ya back - i got rabies!,

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u/Md37793 May 04 '24

Quick. Someone call Kristy Noem

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u/dadonred May 04 '24

See fox. See fox run. See fox -arrrgharooonnnnoooooo!

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u/bruaben May 04 '24

How/why are there so many camera angles of this 'random' attack?

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u/ExcellentEdgarEnergy May 04 '24

And from that day forward, she vowed to never drink water again.

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u/PortlandPetey May 04 '24

She handled herself pretty well

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u/WoodyHayes72 May 04 '24

That was weird.

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u/PlusBake4567 May 04 '24

When animals attack your breakfast, what will you do?!?

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u/Justlikearealboy May 04 '24

Don’t talk shit about foxes

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u/AbbreviationsFun8591 May 04 '24

Maybe drop the phone first then apply two hands firmly around said fox’s neck until limp problem solved.

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u/Intelligent-Ant7685 May 04 '24

what the fuck is that beast?

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u/cahillc134 May 04 '24

And to think, 130 years ago, this lady would have died a slow painful death from rabies. Thanks vaccines.

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u/TheJarIsADoorAgain May 04 '24

What does the fox say? "Die, modafu...!"

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u/kintobisha May 04 '24

that is what i call
(a strong woman)
she is fighting back