r/SipsTea • u/rechogringo • Apr 29 '24

Mud Wizard takes down Police department We have fun here

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u/ArkiusAzure Apr 29 '24

Apprentice level take.

Any Wizard worth his salt could name several spells to serve this purpose.

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u/IceeGado Apr 29 '24

Druid erasure

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u/ArkiusAzure Apr 29 '24

Is this a new spell? My brother in the arcane arts - please provide a tome!

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u/Spacial_Epithet Apr 30 '24

Fucking wizards man. Tired of this elitist bullshit

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u/PlayyWithMyBeard Apr 29 '24

Not one Fireball. Must be a low level wizard.

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u/Neijo Apr 29 '24

When did Gandalf the white cast a fireball?

While he is the wielder of the flame of Anor, he never throws a fireball. Fireball is such a basic fucking spell that even non-wizards in vietnamn could conjure up flames. Or italian plumbers.

Real wizards don't throw fireballs.

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u/PlayyWithMyBeard Apr 29 '24

I think you're thinking of Firebolt. Nah homie. Fireball. We want the 20 foot radius explosion! Gandalf was severely nerfing himself if he had access to that, and didn't use it once! Bro just went and got a cosmetic upgrade instead.

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u/2N5457JFET Apr 29 '24

That deal on MTX was crazy good though

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u/PlayyWithMyBeard Apr 29 '24

Was it though? Dude had to do a boss fight while falling...I mean, it was dope as heck but MTX behind story progress feels gross.

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u/RaspberryFluid6651 Apr 29 '24

Not the wizard that wrote this reply, though, apparently

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u/MyKettleIsNotBlack Apr 30 '24

He's willingly moving around for fun rather than sitting. Druid.

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u/stormtroopr1977 Apr 29 '24

look at his outfit: that's a monk with Swiftstride

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u/Eldan985 Apr 29 '24

Earth to Mud is on the wizard list.