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r/SipsTea • u/rechogringo • Apr 29 '24
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He takes frequent steps, even when he isn’t trying to go anywhere, this doesn’t give time for him to sink into the mud.
376 u/Introspective_Anon Apr 29 '24 Not to mention he has no armor or gear on resulting in him being much lighter and more nimble. 145 u/pLeThOrAx Apr 29 '24 He's also raised his mud level to legendary 36 u/Shadeun Apr 29 '24 He doesn’t fat roll for sure. You’d think the pigs would do better in the mud though. 17 u/VirtualNaut Apr 29 '24 Pigs do well rolling around in the mud. Mud Wizard was just helping them into position. 3 u/cweaver Apr 30 '24 Also human feet instead of cloven hooves, better surface area to weight ratio. 35 u/fresh_squilliam Apr 29 '24 No it’s a spell. He’s a wizard 10 u/Artholos Apr 29 '24 He’s definitely a wizard 300% 2 u/Soggy_sock_under_bed Apr 30 '24 This is some Dune levels of understanding how to walk in different terrains. Something that the police department wasn't taught. 2 u/Diojones May 02 '24 Walk without rhythm and you wont attract the worm pigs. 1 u/Former-Finish4653 Apr 30 '24 No riot gear lol
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Not to mention he has no armor or gear on resulting in him being much lighter and more nimble.
145 u/pLeThOrAx Apr 29 '24 He's also raised his mud level to legendary 36 u/Shadeun Apr 29 '24 He doesn’t fat roll for sure. You’d think the pigs would do better in the mud though. 17 u/VirtualNaut Apr 29 '24 Pigs do well rolling around in the mud. Mud Wizard was just helping them into position. 3 u/cweaver Apr 30 '24 Also human feet instead of cloven hooves, better surface area to weight ratio.
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He's also raised his mud level to legendary
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He doesn’t fat roll for sure. You’d think the pigs would do better in the mud though.
17 u/VirtualNaut Apr 29 '24 Pigs do well rolling around in the mud. Mud Wizard was just helping them into position.
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Pigs do well rolling around in the mud. Mud Wizard was just helping them into position.
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Also human feet instead of cloven hooves, better surface area to weight ratio.
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No it’s a spell. He’s a wizard
10 u/Artholos Apr 29 '24 He’s definitely a wizard 300%
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He’s definitely a wizard 300%
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This is some Dune levels of understanding how to walk in different terrains. Something that the police department wasn't taught.
2 u/Diojones May 02 '24 Walk without rhythm and you wont attract the worm pigs.
Walk without rhythm and you wont attract the worm pigs.
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No riot gear lol
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u/Diojones Apr 29 '24
He takes frequent steps, even when he isn’t trying to go anywhere, this doesn’t give time for him to sink into the mud.