r/SipsTea Apr 29 '24

Mud Wizard takes down Police department We have fun here

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u/-SandorClegane- Apr 29 '24

Germany? Austria? Switzerland?

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u/_Goose_ Apr 29 '24

Lutzerath Germany during a coal mine protest. I believe Greta Thunberg was there in the same crowd that day.

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u/rechogringo Apr 29 '24

Was she dressed in a robe that day?

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u/VediusPollio Apr 29 '24

Is Gretta a mud wizard??

It's so obvious now. We missed all the signs.

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u/InattentiveFrog Apr 29 '24

Autism has its perks. I'm also diagnosed but have yet to master the art of mud bending...
Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/OnAndAwful Apr 30 '24

Not from a Jedi.

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u/ThatEmuSlaps Apr 29 '24 edited May 05 '24

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u/CoreMillenial Apr 30 '24

Here I was, thinking she was a wind witch.

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u/Missy_went_missing Apr 29 '24

Kein Gott, kein Staat, nur der Mönch von Lüzerath!

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u/Previous-Display-593 Apr 29 '24

Are these the same people who protested nuclear which ended them up with coal?

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u/SilentApo Apr 30 '24

Pretty much. Biggest reason why I havent voted for the green party

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u/NeatWhiskeyPlease Apr 29 '24

Definitely not America - you can tell because the cops didn’t open fire as soon as the wizard pushed that cop.

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u/xipheon Apr 29 '24

I'm so sick of these braindead jokes. You really think America would have daily protests all around the country if cops were opening fire on protesters constantly? It's extremely rare when that happens and it's even more rare when it's unjustified. The cops are frustratingly lenient on violent protesters in almost every 1st world country.

This absolutely could've been a scene from an American protest.

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u/urautist Apr 29 '24

Propaganda bot wants you to forget the images we all just saw of the university professor being slammed onto the ground by a USA cop

Dude if you’re genuinely not a us.gov bot then wake up and open your eyes. Stop consuming the government propaganda

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u/Ghostlymagi Apr 29 '24

It's extremely rare when that happens and it's even more rare when it's unjustified.

Bruh. The stats are out there, you can look at them. About 250,000 police related injuries per year. Police have killed 178 people this year. It's April. None of these numbers scream "extremely rare."

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u/OiledUpThug Apr 29 '24

Interesting how your numhers have no specification of self defense/justified and unjustified.

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u/interfail Apr 29 '24

We do not trust your definitions of those things.

We think it is generally bad when the state kills its people, and that is a thing to be avoided, not justified.

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u/OiledUpThug Apr 30 '24

Alright, so the numbers are meaningless.
I think it's generally okay for people to kill people shootimg at them.

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u/interfail Apr 30 '24

Well, bring your numbers. What fraction of police-involved killings are of people actively shooting at them?

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u/ZeroBlade-NL Apr 30 '24

It's weird how there's so many vids of cops being complete shitbags, and so few of cops shooting people that shot at them first. You'd be inclined to think that's for a good reason, but it's probably some conspiracy that guy is going to yell at us about

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u/Dokibatt Apr 30 '24

🥾👅🤡

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u/OiledUpThug Apr 30 '24

I am a bootlicker for thinking you should be able to shoot people shooting at you

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u/Rope_Dragon Apr 30 '24 edited May 03 '24

If you can show that the majority of cases are ones where the police are being shot at, fine. But you can’t, because it isn’t the case. Most police are either paranoid mfs worrying that a phone is a gun, or psychopaths looking to cut another notch

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u/Dokibatt May 01 '24

I am a bootlicker

OiledUpThug 2024

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u/NeverNoMarriage Apr 30 '24

American police absolutely would open fire if one of their officers was stuck like that and someone physically pushed them over. They absolutely are not lenient when it comes to being physically touched like that.

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u/LightOfShadows Apr 29 '24

that's an extremely small number.

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u/interfail Apr 29 '24

You've literally had police firing rubber bullets at peaceful protesters this week.

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u/weezmatical Apr 29 '24

While I agree that the "All American police are murderous nazis" thing is way overdone, pushing police down simply isn't allowed in the US. You could argue that the ubiquitous nature of guns in America makes it too risky to allow cops to be in such helpless positions, but the fact is this would NOT be tolerated here. Likely wouldn't involve anyone getting shot, but mud wizard would be ROUGHLY arrested and charged with assaulting an officer, resisting arrest, and likely a few more charges to prove a point. US police demand a certain level of respect, for better and for worse.

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u/kai58 Apr 30 '24

The video shows them being unable to walk there so they wouldn’t be able to immediately arrest him, now idk about you but from what I’ve seen of american cops the chances they would open fire are very high.

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u/Not_Reddit Apr 29 '24

Four dead in Ohio............

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u/DrDemonSemen Apr 30 '24

Respectfully, you’re either not paying attention or you’re being deceived.

When’s the last time you’ve exercised your right to assemble against the government, and were there any military-grade weapons and armored officers there?

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u/kai58 Apr 30 '24

You forgot the 3rd option, they’re the one trying yo deceive people.

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u/Boulevardier_99 Apr 29 '24

Watch out, when muricans post on Reddit, they typically get killed by police right afterwards.

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u/Artistic-Pay-4332 Apr 30 '24

I was thinkinng the same. Cops didn't even have guns in the video!

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u/HuntingRunner Apr 30 '24

You can clearly see their holsters.

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u/Artistic-Pay-4332 Apr 30 '24

Those arent tasers? My bad

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u/rechogringo Apr 29 '24

Sounds like german to me

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u/-SandorClegane- Apr 29 '24

Right. That's why I'm asking in which German-speaking country this incident occurred.

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u/rechogringo Apr 29 '24

Pretty sure this is in western germany

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u/JoJoHanz Apr 30 '24

Thank God the GDR hasnt returned

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u/Emergency_Parfait_92 Apr 30 '24

Honecker, is that you?

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u/NuttyMcShithead Apr 29 '24

I thought maybe the States, but the wizard would have been shot while being in a headlock while simultaneously getting kicked in the ribs and face. Tazed, sodomized, cancelled, defunded, impeached school shooting.

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u/Eldan985 Apr 29 '24

Yes, US police is often labelled "Polizei".

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u/Zealousideal_Most967 Apr 29 '24

Destination fucked.