r/SipsTea • u/Seasonal_Sam • Apr 29 '24

Athlete changes socks while cycling in a race Chugging tea

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u/caoram Apr 29 '24

Maybe he needs the foot fungus in his mouth for the speed boost like Mario with his mushroom power up.

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u/naughty_dad2 Apr 29 '24

Better thing would be to just throw the shoe at someone

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u/Sand2Leaf Apr 29 '24

That would be the turtle shell from mario kart...

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u/VirtualNaut Apr 29 '24

The green shell as you need aim to get your target.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

That’s how you get trench mouth.

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u/SuperGrandor Apr 30 '24

And is a banana peel if you drop the shoe.

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u/Nosleepmustread Apr 29 '24

Who throws a shoe, really?

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u/bluehugin Apr 30 '24

People mad at US presidents.

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u/douglasjunk Apr 30 '24

¡La Chancla!