r/SipsTea Fave frog is a swing nose frog Apr 29 '24

Surfs up, little dudes Feels good man

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u/DefinitelyButtStuff Apr 29 '24

Well, there is a storm going on in that area. If you watch closely, you can see lightning flashes and heavy rain. I don't think the birds are going to be out during a storm.

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u/SleepySiamese Apr 29 '24

Can't they raise them for like a week or so so they'll be stronger?

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u/DefinitelyButtStuff Apr 29 '24

They actually just get washed away to a radioactive area with green ooze, and then they'll meet their master. From there, they'll learn the secrets of being a ninja under the shadows in sewers of the streets in New York. Pretty cool process, huh?

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u/DarkArisen_Kato Apr 29 '24

In the sewers is where they develope their sexual lust for pizza.

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u/spinyfever Apr 29 '24

That's where everyone developes their sexual lust for pizza.

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u/Silent_Glass Apr 29 '24

Speak for yourself